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E-Peen(tm) ITT: Post the 3 best presents you got this year

O_HAI

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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I explicitly told people not to get me anything this year but what can you do.

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Skyman747 Posted:

Not even a beach ball?

No. Not even a a beach ball

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Canape Posted:

No. Not even a a beach ball

there was the holiday you were on and the pc you’re getting Log in to see images!

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Raffle Ticket Posted:

there was the holiday you were on and the pc you’re getting Log in to see images!

I repeat, we would have gone there even if it wasn’t christmas. Also, do you really think my parents will get me a computer? lol.

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Canape Posted:

I repeat, we would have gone there even if it wasn’t christmas.

anything you would’ve gotten as a present you could’ve gotten even it if wasn’t christmas, doesn’t make it any less good Log in to see images!

Canape Posted:

Also, do you really think my parents will get me a computer? lol.

yes, because i believe you exaggerate about how horrible they are quite a lot

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
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]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Raffle Ticket Posted:

yes, because i believe you exaggerate about how horrible they are quite a lot

They say alot of stuff, which doesent really matter because they never really do it

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

stop whining like a little ****, canape. you’re in miami and your parents paid for it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Bandaney Posted:

stop whining like a little ****, canape. you’re in miami and your parents paid for it.

this was the best present I got last year

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
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]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Bandaney Posted:

stop whining like a little ****, canape. you’re in miami and your parents paid for it.

Sign pic? Please?

Quillatron

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[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

For my 17th Christmas this year, I got a sick ****ing piggy bank that counts the coins I put in.

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