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Srs Bsns Español
Como se dice “There is no try, there is only do or do not”?

**** the accents, I’m not looking up the codes. You got the idea.

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

not having the tilde over the n in español is very offensive.

Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Bacchus Posted:

Como se dice “There is no try, there is only do or do not”?

**** the accents, I’m not looking up the codes. You got the idea.

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No hay intento, hay hace o no hace solamente

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

don’t listen to cid he doesn’t know spanish. also i never promised a drawing.

and i don’t understand the sentence enough to give a good translation.

no hay intentar, solo hay hacer o no hacer <— maybe that.

also not having the ~ over the ñ can turn año (year) into ano (bum).

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

What a strange language.

Bandaney Posted:

and i don’t understand the sentence enough to give a good translation.

I don’t remember why I wanted this but I’m sure it was important.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

it can also be “no lo intentes. hazlo o no lo hagas”.

no hay intentar, solo hay hacer o no hacer

This seems the most appropriate.

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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“No hay intentar, solo hay hacer o no hacer” is “There is no to try, there is only to do or not to do.” So it’s probably as close as you can get given that Yoda doesn’t speak proper English. If you want to bastardize the Spanish in a Yoda-esque way, you could say “No hay intenta, solo hay hace o no hace.” But then you’d sound like an idiot. Your call.

Reigen

Avatar: 141067 2010-11-27 14:24:25 -0500
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viscera Posted:

”No hay intentar, solo hay hacer o no hacer” is “There is no to try, there is only to do or not to do.” So it’s probably as close as you can get given that Yoda doesn’t speak proper English. If you want to bastardize the Spanish in a Yoda-esque way, you could say “No hay intenta, solo hay hace o no hace.” But then you’d sound like an idiot. Your call.

Pero cuando usas el infinativo en espanol (no quiero usar los accentos. Callase putas. No me importa) no lo significa “to blank.” En espanol, puedes usar el infinitivo para decir mas. Por ejemplo, el infinitivo puede ulitizarse como un sustantivo, o para decir “verb-ing” en algunas situaciones.

Pero viscera tiene razon en este caso. El verbo hacer no puede usarse aqui en este frase. Lo siento Log in to see images!

**** your google translate. Live with hispanohablantes.

The whole point is that it’s an improper sentence. Yoda speaks in poorly organized sentences, I think Bandaney has the most effective translation as it gets the wisdom across clearly and still sounds like a three year old might have said it.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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Bacchus Posted:

still sounds like a three year old might have said it.

I thought all spanish sounds that way since no one in a spanish speaking country can get an education greater than an english 3 year old.

Skyman747 Posted:

I thought all spanish sounds that way since no one in a spanish speaking country can get an education greater than an english 3 year old.

Surely California gets an English 5 or 6 year old’s education.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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Bacchus Posted:

Surely California gets an English 5 or 6 year old’s education.

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Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

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Bandaney Posted:

don’t listen to cid he doesn’t know spanish.

That’s because I don’t need to know more about the language than ‘Donde esta el bano’ and ‘Mas cervecas, por favor’.

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Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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Sergeant Cid Posted:

That’s because I don’t need to know more about the language than ‘Donde esta el bano’ and ‘Mas cervecas, por favor’.

All I know is “No comprende, senor.”

Reigen

Avatar: 141067 2010-11-27 14:24:25 -0500
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Level 69 Emo Kid

I can't walk straight because my road is bent.

You’re forgetting an important phrase-

Cuanto cuesta para chupar mi pene?

How much to suck my male reproductive organ?

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

reigen no tengo idea quien mierda eres pero aprende bien a hablar antes de tratar de enseñar Log in to see images!

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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lol, Bandy. Not everyone grows up in South America. We speak the best Spanish we can. My first Spanish teacher in school was from Argentina actually. One day he flipped his **** that all we knew was “fine upstanding member of society Spanish” (spanglish and Cuban slang) and threw a bunch of desks around. He got fired, obv.

Skyman747 Posted:

I thought all spanish sounds that way since no one in a spanish speaking country can get an education greater than an english 3 year old.

You might be surprised, most of the veterinarians I’ve worked with went to vet school in Spanish speaking countries (a veterinary degree is a doctorate, in case you weren’t aware). The reason for this being, there aren’t many vet schools, period. Getting into ANY vet school is almost an act of god. And if you plan on practicing in the states anyway, knowing Spanish is a really good idea. There are large parts of the U.S. where English is basically a secondary language. Which ****es some people off, not sure why.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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I think the official language of the United States should be Chemehuevi.

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