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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

WhenInRome Posted:

”Broken Hole of Idle Thoughts”. It’s a great game, but the names are ****ing ****ty.

**** that; that is the best town name ever. Actually it would make a fairly good description for Flamebate Log in to see images!.

Anyway you’ve got to be a selfish male reproductive organ at some point if you want to win — better to do that later though. You got to play nice and get along, but always keep in mind: there can be only one! It’s like you’ve got have the same strategy as that gay dude from the Survivor reality show. Good thing bob has got that first part down already Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Started playing this game yesterday, ended up in a town full of people without reading comprehension and newbies. Yesterday 12(!) people died because they were still outside when the zombie attack happened. On the forums I promised that I’ll close the gates today. Perhaps I should troll and accidentally forget about closing the gate.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Nicco Posted:

Started playing this game yesterday, ended up in a town full of people without reading comprehension and newbies. Yesterday 12(!) people died because they were still outside when the zombie attack happened. On the forums I promised that I’ll close the gates today. Perhaps I should troll and accidentally forget about closing the gate.

My town is to smart for that sadly. We have 2-3 people saving back 1 ap to close gates about 8 minutes till attack.

WhenInRome

Avatar: 245766 2010-12-21 19:05:10 -0500

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 44 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

OTHER BOB Posted:

thats called being a selfish male reproductive organ.

**** the town, my survival is more important than some stupid townies. And besides, the game is all about deceit and lies. I read a story about some guys who tried to get banished, they did, then they started a rebellion and became the only non-banished ones. Then, they forced the (now banished) citizens to work, or else they wouldn’t get their daily water ration. Those people are my role models.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

WhenInRome Posted:

**** the town, my survival is more important than some stupid townies. And besides, the game is all about deceit and lies. I read a story about some guys who tried to get banished, they did, then they started a rebellion and became the only non-banished ones. Then, they forced the (now banished) citizens to work, or else they wouldn’t get their daily water ration. Those people are my role models.

must have been playing a different game, seeing as you can’t force people to do anything

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Chawin Posted:

must have been playing a different game, seeing as you can’t force people to do anything

It’s possible. With enough banished people you can start a revolt. Then from there, they’d just have to bank all the water rations, then drop them on a tile in the world beyond so the now-banished citizens could pick them up.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

WhenInRome Posted:

**** the town, my survival is more important than some stupid townies. And besides, the game is all about deceit and lies. I read a story about some guys who tried to get banished, they did, then they started a rebellion and became the only non-banished ones. Then, they forced the (now banished) citizens to work, or else they wouldn’t get their daily water ration. Those people are my role models.

That’s amazing. My town is currently under attack at the end of day 3, but we should be okay, bumuming somebody locked to gates.

We’ve had surprisingly few casualties since the first night, when four people were left outside. We just finished the screaming saws Log in to see images!

I still haven’t had any run ins with zombies, but I get the feeling that’llc hange tomorrow. It seems the area outside of our town is pretty overrun.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Also, my world’s name is Humid House. Consider yourself lucky.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

day 8 and i forgot to close our gate. we were ****ed anyway but i feel bad. stupid phone call

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Dead. Started in a new town, some dude posted a wall o’ text on the forums already.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

My first town was called Perverted Marina.

Second is The Vile Lakes.

Also, apparently people who were in the beta are all in towns together and such and some are still alive since the launcher(December 1st.)

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Nicco Posted:

Dead. Started in a new town, some dude posted a wall o’ text on the forums already.

love people who do that.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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bobdisgea Posted:

love people who do that.

Turns out it was a copypasta. The forums are already cluttered with DONT BUILD HOVELS DERR though.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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The funny thing is, someone already proceeded to build a hovel. Log in to see images!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

what town are you in nicco?

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

http://die2nite.hoah.org/town

horrible grave here

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Awesome, my town is currently in 102nd place.

And holy crap Honorable Streets of Fate! 19 days and only 4 deaths? That’s some pro zombie withstandin’ right there.

BLU spy

Avatar: 243499 2010-10-13 23:18:37 -0400
9

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

****ing when in rome is in my town and built a hovel within ****ing 30 minutes jesus.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Log in to see images!

DIE 2 NITE IS SRS BSNS.

im sorry when is rome.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Day 1:

Workshop & Watchtower

Day 2:

Portal Lock, Great Wall Strengthening & Factory

Day 3:

Search Towers, Great Pit, Spiked Pit, Pump & Butcher

Day 4:

Barricades, Well Drilling Rig & Barbs

Day 5:

Ramparts, Water Purifier, Spiked Wall & Upgraded Map

Day 6:

Old School Traps & Vegetable Plot (So Far)

Veg plot gives 4-10 rations of food per day, plus our town has a level 3 kitchen that can make 3 meals per day that give 7/6 ap

We are running low on water but our next project will probably be Eden or something.

24 people still alive, everyone else has died from inactivity, or day 1 staying out during the attack retards. One or two from infection cuz their dumb probably.

All 5 of my coalition are still here too, but some of the other towns folk are retards, seriously. They keep leaving complaints that we are taking stuff from the bank (like, taking a can and returning a tasty dish… or taking materials to make an exploding water bomb to clear out a zone so we can search the cars for supplies…Log in to see images!

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