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Srs Bsns Pugs has a dilemma and needs help from all the posters that are smart in relationship-related areas

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

bobdisgea Posted:

i’ve always told myself if i was ever in a situation like this i would flip a coin to decide what to do.

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

can i see pics


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Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

chawin Log in to see images! girl1

part of it may have been because you were drunk, part of it may be because girl1 was around forever, so in either case the novelty appeal of girl2 will probably fade away as you find girl3 so idk enjoy girl2 while you still feel this way about her

Any progress and/or video?


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Not really, been too busy with training and drinking to remember what is going on

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Mister Pugs Posted:

Not really, been too busy with training and drinking to remember what is going on

I have translated this to mean you dumped girl 1 to go with girl 2, girl 2 was really not that into you and dumped you, so now you are back to intimate relations with the sock-puppet o’ love.

Just remember, your sock-puppet o’ love will never desert you. (Although it’s just not into the kinky stuff and you have to respect that boundary.)

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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Nah things are going great with girl 2 but we only get to go out 3 nights a week (even though we see each other every day)

So yeah 4 days a week I have my puppet handy. Her name is Palmela Handerson, I glued some yellowish fabric on it for hair so yeah its really tempting to bring with me those 3 days I get with a real female. That would be a threesome right yeah it would don’t even try to tell me otherwise please Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Mister Pugs Posted:

Nah things are going great with girl 2 but we only get to go out 3 nights a week (even though we see each other every day)

So yeah 4 days a week I have my puppet handy. Her name is Palmela Handerson, I glued some yellowish fabric on it for hair so yeah its really tempting to bring with me those 3 days I get with a real female. That would be a threesome right yeah it would don’t even try to tell me otherwise please Log in to see images!

hahaa pugs ilu


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I bet you get odd looks during training and exercises. What does your lieutenant think?


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Green porno!

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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

I try to avoid officers.. Half of them get mad because they don’t want to return your salute and the other half get mad because you don’t salute them fast enough. One was running to his car while it was snowing and he saw me walking up and I could see the terror in his eyes and I sped up a bit till I was in saluting distance and saluted him and he had to stop and salute back and it was cold and windy and snowy and I felt bad but then it was kinda empowering stopping him and stuff but I still felt bad because he didn’t have gloves on

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Oh yeah something about an update or something.. Girl 2 and I are engaged now

infowarz

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I already know. The TSA has video.


TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

lol marriage is gay gl w/ that one

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Peregrine Posted:

lol marriage is gay gl w/ that one

this, bye


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Sniged


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Yeah 1200 extra bucks a month and getting to live off base sucks…

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Mister Pugs Posted:

Oh yeah something about an update or something.. Girl 2 and I are engaged now

I’d say congratulations, but you don’t seem too enthusiastic about it so…

Congratulations?


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Mister Pugs Posted:

Yeah 1200 extra bucks a month and getting to live off base sucks…

ahahahaha


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