So you’re at work or school or some regular daytime social function not bumociated with hooking up, and some guy comes along and he’s all about the ladies. Like the guy who completely ignores other dudes and just acts like there his competition and is a snobby male reproductive organ if he even acknowledges their presence. He has no problem saying cornball **** to girls you’d never say because you know you’d just sound like a fabulous person if another dude heard you, and he does sound like a fabulous person, and he’s completely serious about it, like “I’ll catch you on the flipside, gorgeous” or something else equally fabulous personified… but he’s an alright looking guy and he’s confident so chicks are generally friendly to him even if they’re not really interested.

What is the word for this?

This sounds like a typical hormonally driven male to me.

Celerysteve Posted:

I want to **** every girl that breathes… Even if being a totally competitive ****stick gives you a slight edge, what’s woman's genitals if you can’t look yourself in the mirror because you’re a slimey manwhore with no brodom?

Now that I think about it, I’ve slept with a lot of guys like this. Not because I liked them, but because I want to **** everything that breathes too. LOTS of people do. So maybe these guys just dgaf about how douchey they seem doing what they do. There’s even a female version of this, the chicks that act subtle and flirty and innocent and go home with some guy to violently deep throat him before taking it repeatedly in her bum. These are just things people do to get laid, like some sort of very special mating call, does brodom even matter when it comes to getting laid?

idk hero I guess because I have no game and at least he is social with all the ladies unlike me who is only social with ladies I’ve met at least once before or if idk like we bump into each other and spill a drink or something and I’m like “sorry” but then I remember that I am not supposed to be too nice because girls my age aren’t into that or something I heard so I have to be like “sorry, haha theres beverage on you um but heres some napkins kbye” and then go home and look at fwz and listen to Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s and think about the potential relationship that could have resulted from that spilled drink and the house in a grbumy field with a big tree we would have but thats all like a hypothetical or something and totally not what happened tonight okay maybe it is but whatever I think this was about douches but I forgot where I was posting