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E-Peen(tm) Peenoplasty (Part 2) :: New Adventures of the Failtastic Five [700 BP + E-Peen]

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Alright, Peens, Peens, Peens! Come on in, Peen lovers!

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Here at the Peenile Augmentation Center we’re slashing Peens in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of Peens, this is a Peen blowout! We got white Peen, black Peen, Mexican Peen, yellow Peen, we got smelly Peen, we got hairy Peen, bloody Peen, we got snappin’ Peen, silk Peen, velveteen Peen, Naugahyde Peen, even horse Peen and chicken Peen! You want Peen? If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!

THE FAILTASTIC FIVE

This contest is all about redesigning the following E-Peens™:

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  • Hurf Durf!
  • The Color Orange
  • Gifted
  • I Came
  • Engreat timesbrance Bait

SO, WHAT DO WE NEED DO?

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Log in to see images! them in this thread).

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THE RULES

  • Every participant must submit at least one design for any of the the Failtastic Five Peens, but you can submit one for each (up to 5). Players can also submit an unlimited amount of bonus entries in addition.
  • Bonus entries include redesigns of any other Peen that didn’t make it to Fail-5.
  • Your images should be exactly 75x75 pixels (JPG, maximum quality).
  • You can use this JPG as a basis or even drop it into this Photoshop template, if you’re that cool.
  • If you don’t have any graphic design software or forgot where the MacPaint/MSPaint link is, you could submit just the image (cropped down to 59x59 pixels) – see Design Guidelines section.
  • You have to use only Public Domain or (majorly altered) Creative Commons image sources for your designs. Here is a list of websites that could come handy.
  • Send your submission(s) to peenoplasty@gmail.com (again, DON’T post them in this thread!)
  • If you don’t want to use email for some weird reason, upload your subs somewhere and Tubmail me a link to download it.
  • Please specify your FWZ name when you email you submission, otherwise I’d have to email you BPs, which is not even possible.
  • Submission deadline is within 2 weeks (Friday, October 8, 11:59 p.m. EST)
  • EDIT: Extended to Sunday, October 10, 11:59 p.m. EST

  • THIS A NON-TROLLING CONTEST

DESIGN GUIDELINES

Since you’re gonna actually update the look and feel of this marvelous website, Mr. Javier Bootyhole Mike Drach was kind enough to supply the list of design guidelines you should try to follow:

  • The E-Peen consists of two obligatory parts: the rounded rectangle inside zone (image) and the border. You could get rid of the shadow or that 3D-ish bevel if you want.
  • The border can be any color (or a combination of colors, usually in a gradient).
  • Do not change the size of the Peen itself (rounded rectangle).
  • Leave the background white.

Note: If you’re absolutely unable to use any graphic editing software, you can just submit a square image (make sure to crop it down to 59x59 pixels at least), and we can Peenify it later. Not everyone knows how to use masks and stuff. But, you should try to be creative with the image itself!

SCORING

After the submission stage is over, the Jury (there are four of those bastards, including myself) gets to vote on the best designs. Scoring criteria include:

  • Funniness
  • Overall quality of design
  • Originality of the idea

Bonus submissions could net you some points too. And of course, creating the actual E-Peen™ design is more beneficial than sending an image alone.

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  • The winner gets 300 BP and a special E-Peen™!
  • The second place gets 200 BP
  • Third place gets 100 BP
  • Best designs (one of each of the Fail-5) get implemented. Additionally, all winners receive an honorable mention on FWZ Credits page.
  • The best bonus entry gets a special 50 BP prize, but its implementation is not guaranteed.

Finally, after the scoring is over and top 5 is determined, I will create a poll thread with the collection of best runner-up designs. The poll winner would get a 50BP Community Fan Award.

Good luck!

Inconnu edited this message on 10/08/2010 9:55PM

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Inconnu Posted:

Log in to see images! for it!

Log in to see images! them in this thread).

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[...]

  • Every participant must submit at least one design for any of the the Failtastic Five Peens, but you can submit one for each (up to 5). Players can also submit an unlimited amount of bonus entries in addition.
  • Bonus entries include redesigns of any other Peen that didn’t make it to Fail-5.
  • Your images should be exactly 75x75 pixels (JPG, maximum quality).
  • You can use this JPG as a basis or even drop it into this Photoshop template, if you’re that cool.
  • If you don’t have any graphic design software or forgot where the MacPaint/MSPaint link is, you could submit just the image (cropped down to 59x59 pixels) – see Design Guidelines section.
  • You have to use only Public Domain or (majorly altered) Creative Commons image sources for your designs. Here is a list of websites that could come handy.
  • Send your submission(s) to peenoplasty@gmail.com (again, DON’T post them in this thread!)
  • If you don’t want to use email for some weird reason, upload your subs somewhere and Tubmail me a link to download it.
  • Please specify your FWZ name when you email you submission, otherwise I’d have to email you BPs, which is not even possible.
  • Submission deadline is within 2 weeks (Friday, October 8, 11:59 p.m. EST)
  • THIS A NON-TROLLING CONTEST

[...]

Scoring criteria include:

  • Funniness
  • Overall quality of design
  • Originality of the idea

Bonus submissions could net you some points too. And of course, creating the actual E-Peen™ design is more beneficial than sending an image alone.

[...]

  • The winner gets 300 BP and a special E-Peen™!
  • The second place gets 200 BP
  • Third place gets 100 BP
  • Best designs (one of each of the Fail-5) get implemented. Additionally, all winners receive an honorable mention on FWZ Credits page.
  • The best bonus entry gets a special 50 BP prize, but its implementation is not guaranteed.

Finally, after the scoring is over and top 5 is determined, I will create a poll thread with the collection of best runner-up designs. The poll winner would get a 50BP Community Fan Award.

quoted for NoP

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Cool contest, bro.

Upvoted.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

mterek Posted:

Cool contest, bro.

Upvoted.

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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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TH3_1337

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damm i srsly need some bp. contest still open?

Patently Chi-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

idk this is beginning to sound an awful lot like work

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

TH3_1337 Posted:

damm i srsly need some bp. contest still open?

Hi, contest is still open.

Three participants so far.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

i’d win this if i cared to enter

just sayin’

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

jaymaccccccccc you’re never aroundddddddd Log in to see images!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

1 week bump.

Number of applicants so far: 5

Number of peens submitted: 13

Number of bonus peens submitted: 0

If the contest would end right now, some of those 5 would get a pretty easy E-Peen and an easy lump of BPs. Bring on some challenge!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

i’d enter but y’know.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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Bandaney Posted:

i’d enter but y’know.

I think you could still be eligible for Community Award (see rules) Log in to see images!

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Bumping a contest Inconnu put a lot of effort into. If time permits, I’ll submit a few as well.

King Jazza

Avatar: 112664 2010-03-26 06:14:26 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 69 Troll

Hail to the King baby

If there is still some time, I’ll submit some Log in to see images! Will send soon

Edit: Done and done.

King Jazza edited this message on 10/02/2010 8:45PM

That Reactio-
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King Jazza Posted:

Log in to see images! Hurf Durf!

Log in to see images!The Color Orange

Log in to see images!Gifted

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Log in to see images!Engreat timesbrance Bait

NeGaTiVeHeLl

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[Rocks RRR Us]

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“Crybaby”

That Reaction Face Gal Posted:

I lol’d quite hard.

Edit: Will the due date increase if the amount of submissions is still low?

NeGaTiVeHeLl edited this message on 10/06/2010 7:46PM

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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1 day bump

Applicants so far: 9

If you wanna participate, but can’t find enough time to create those wonderful E-Peen images yet, just let me know and I could extend the deadline until Monday.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Inconnu Posted:

1 day bump

If you wanna participate, but can’t find enough time to create those wonderful E-Peen images yet, just let me know and I could extend the deadline until Monday.

Reporting. I’ve been so hammered these past two weeks I haven’t even played buildr, but I have time this weekend.

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