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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Everyone knows if you have a pet goldfish and you feed it too much it dies. So how do they even exist in the wild, because you would think every time they found a significant source of food they would just eat and eat until they died.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

in the real world they dont have super processed store-bought food and stuff.

in the wild there is less food.

in the wild, animals survive.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

also overfeeding usually kills them because of the waste products be it excess food rotting or excess poop clogging up the world. it throws off the chemicals in the water and makes them get sick and die.

something like that

i had goldfish in a pond that grew to be about as wide as a potato they were so fat, but they were healthy happy guys until a tree dropped leaves in and it rotted out the water and everything died from lack of oxygen


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Magic.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

IDK, tubs I think they can die just from eating too much, not from too much **** in the tank.

I would just think if I put a big bum pinch of food in the tank that will kill it. But really a big bum pinch is just big for him, it’s pretty small. You think they’d find food amounts that size in the wild all the time. Say another fish dies, that’s more fish meat than a big bum pinch right there.


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xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

maybe its not much different than overwatering/fertilizing the plant. humans often are the manipulators that make ‘things’ unnatural for them to live.


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I’ve often heard that Goldfish are one of the animals that only get as large as its surroundings. Maybe that has something to do with it.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

maybe they are god


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

sideroxylon

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“Uber Macro”

swine Posted:

I’ve often heard that Goldfish are one of the animals that only get as large as its surroundings. Maybe that has something to do with it.

Not true – see ‘Gustav The Goldfish’ (Geisel, 1950).

Patently Chi-
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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

goldfish brains can only hold 30 seconds of memory and reset every 30 seconds, so when a goldfish is dieing, as far as it knows, it’s been dieing its whole life


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

goldfish brains can only hold 30 seconds of memory and reset every 30 seconds, so when a goldfish is dieing, as far as it knows, it’s been dieing its whole life

Celerysteve, these are the kinds of posts you should aspire to be making, not that **** you came in here with.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

goldfish brains can only hold 30 seconds of memory and reset every 30 seconds, so when a goldfish is dieing, as far as it knows, it’s been dieing its whole life

So they have a slightly longer memory span than JB?


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

Celerysteve, these are the kinds of posts you should aspire to be making, not that **** you came in here with.

Oh yes that’s profound fabulous person. It was so funny in finding nemo. Not like it’s common knowledge.

****, ihbt.


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sideroxylon

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Celerysteve Posted:

Oh yes that’s profound fabulous person. It was so funny in finding nemo. Not like it’s common knowledge.

****, ihbt.

Not even knowledge just a popular misconception.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5276916/Goldfish-do-not-have-three-second-memories-in-list-of-animal-myths-exposed.html

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

sideroxylon Posted:

Not even knowledge just a popular misconception.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5276916/Goldfish-do-not-have-three-second-memories-in-list-of-animal-myths-exposed.html

Yeah, I think it only applies to certain things. I know whenever mine sees me he swims at me like a **** because he’s always hungry. He remembers who feeds him.


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male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
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Jew Hunter

All Goldfish are little fabulous persons.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

He is a little fabulous person and I tell him that. I”m like I just fed you you little fabulous person stop swimming at me.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Yeah man goldfish are such fabulous persons I put male and female goldfish in the same tank once and none of them made babies.


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i ma probly going to surperise you about this batu you proably didnt knw ima scintest experit and im all spamrt specignf about fihs. so i knwo thir real tureyth abtou this.

forst y you could udnerstamd that glodfish doint exits in the wildd they are manmande speics buy the american carnivnal oparators socieity of amercan. and htis is theyare since poverpopulyate the cnarival indursty (hwic is also diying but aths a differnt tompic) and so they sptarting to spread ot the pet stoers and things liek that. wehn was the last itme you were fihsing in a pond and foudna goldfish? oh rite nevr they are not in the wild dooooooooooooo what hyour are abotu to realize is they dont survine int he wild pbecause they arent there.

no some ofyur going to talk abotu koi fiash and thats c ol but remener they are lik e10000x time bigrer and its not hte same thing at al. theose ones in the apet story that wil eat a milollion buckets of flalkes of maon made foods producting (the areal money amker, they madke this **** out of old hippy birkinstokes they gathr from burngin man gorounds and phfish conc rnts)

anyhway thsose fish ar emade and they are gneitc authord form the mauch larger viarety oyu see who dont eat yhreir ****ing brinas out.

SICNE! ITS REAL.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I just wrote 8 paragraphs and made the extra effort to misspell every single word. It was worth the extra effort because nobody is going to read it.


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