Better do it quick before we get these up in the air.

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Well, my father served in World War II and when I was a young man he took me to France to see where he fought the Germans and after spending several days in France, I think we should’ve just let you Germans have it.

And although Norway and Sweden might be pushovers, you’d probably have a bit of trouble with Finland so I’d suggest you stay out of there.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

you’d probably have a bit of trouble with Finland so I’d suggest you stay out of there.

Yeah, Finny’s there, and he’d barf some rainbows at any moment over the Germans.

dobnits are you jealous that aldo is more universally hated than you

your posts seem to be calculated attempts to redirect my contempt

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

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But yeah, we really do need a centralized, single entity in power, preferably worldwide, it would make the world a better, more harmonic place if this were to happen. The people of the world are in dire need of help, its painfully obvious that almost everybody is too moronic to take care of themselves. That is the danger of democracy: Stupid people elect stupid leaders, because they promote stupid policies, which would of course appeal to stupid folk, HURR DURR LETS LOWER TAXES SO I CAN GET YOUR VOTE, LETS THINK NOTHING OF WHERE WE WILL GET THIS MONEY DURRRRR. What we need is somebody cut and dry who actually KNOWS what is good for everybody. Im sure you are in full agreement. We all have at least the slightest degree of intelligence here, right?

lol Finland! Sup nicco

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Every now and then, The German Nation – normally not very warlike – reaches for world domination. We just can’t change it and got pretty used to it. So, a possible Fth Reich should try to avoid the mistakes the first three attempts have made.

• In two of three cases, Amerika joined and decided the battle. That’s not cool. Do your thing, we do ours. I dunno, invade Canada, bomb Iran or whatever. Just leave Europe to us.

• Do not **** with Russia. Despite the Lebensraum their territory theoretically offers, you don’t wanna go to war with them. There isn’t really much to win anyways. Their ****ing cold winter lasts 8 months long and doesn’t help either.

• We should concentrate on the North. Over 70% of the Scandinavians already understand or even speak German, they tend to have blonde hair and their armies do not deserve the name.

• Swedish chicks are hot.

• Nobody would care about Norway being annexed, in contrast to France or England.

• We have much more in common with those Nordic Vikings than with dirty Italians.

• With Scandinavia in the North and Austria/Switzerland in the South, the Fourth Reich would consist of the reasonable parts of Europe, forming a serious axis thoughout the continent.

You have sugestions? You live in one of those countries and plan to betray them? Contact us today!

Yeah w/e. I got one word for you: Special Drawing Rights

Aldo_Anything Posted:

The people in that trailer sound more like Eastern Europeans speaking English with an intentional deep voice. It doesn’t matter anyways, Slavish comes from Slave and that’s what they’re gonna be once we took over the dirty part of Europe.
Disregard that, I am still waiting for a movie in which the Nazis are portrayed as the heroes that they are – and not only as cool but vicious villains like in Inglorious Basterds or now Iron Sky.

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LOL DINT GERMANY HERE DOM IS DEAD