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Rage Contest for 15 bp: Beat QWOP

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

The first person to complete the 4 following requirements will win 15 bp.

1. Beat QWOP

2. Open Word (or something similar) so that I can see your username throughout the ENTIRE trial that you beat QWOP.

3. Record the trial that you won (100m+ in distance) and send it to me.

4. If nobody completes the contest by May 19 2010 7PM GMT -6, no BP will be sent out.

Example for 2: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1907/eg3.png


I must see the entire video for anything to count.

If you cheat, you do not get BP.

iseePirate edited this message on 05/09/2010 2:04PM

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

iseePirate Posted:

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

The first person to complete the 4 following requirements will win 15 bp.

1. Beat QWOP

2. Open Word (or something similar) so that I can see your username throughout the ENTIRE trial that you beat QWOP.

3. Record the trial that you won (100m+ in distance) and send it to me.

4. If nobody completes the contest by May 19 2010 7PM GMT -6, no BP will be sent out.

Example for 3: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1907/eg3.png


I must see the entire video for anything to count.

If you cheat, you do not get BP.

qftoxx

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

I found a way to do it, but it would take much to long.

BLACKENSTEIN

Avatar: Server Hacker
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 21 Hacker

Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I found a way to do it, but it would take much to long.

how’s that, hold W and tap Q and crawl along special olympics style?

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

This is the hardest game I’ve ever played. Seriously.

I find myself doing backflips and jumpkicks more than running.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

cheating is extremely vague.

Clarify that please

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

ahahahahahaha this is the best game ever

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I am confused. According to your instructions we have to beat it, then open something with our name and beat it again? Then we need to send you a video, but your example is a picture.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Master_Troll Posted:

cheating is extremely vague.

Clarify that please

No performance enhancing drugs.

TZX

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

I did it* in about 20 minutes of starting, how do I film it?

*The retard way

EDIT: vid on Youtube, processing

From my vid you’ll soon see I completed it even before filming

TZX edited this message on 05/09/2010 3:49PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Skyman747 Posted:

I am confused. According to your instructions we have to beat it, then open something with our name and beat it again? Then we need to send you a video, but your example is a picture.

If you read it carefully, you have to beat the game, then open Word and write your name whilst beating it again, then record yourself beating it a third time

To summarise, you have to beat it several times. Including filming yourself beating it at least once. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to beat it that many times in one night, but I’ll try.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Did it in ~5 minutes.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8647/roflmaor.jpg

Will record another run later. >.>

EDIT: wow, it gets a lot harder when you’re running it at 30fps from FRAPS recording…

Fran edited this message on 05/09/2010 4:03PM

TZX

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

Vid on youtube, 7 minutes, in the BG you can see earlier win result

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ5FdjI0d4k

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

man-man WINS!!E@!E#!#1@#$!@$!!@$@!%$R

Now where to go for that peen?

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

You can get the big give for 15 bp? Lame.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

megazeroexe Posted:

You can get the big give for 15 bp? Lame.

I was going to do 25 but decided to save the last 10 for another contest.

Because honestly, QWOP is evil.

TZX

Avatar: Code (Green)
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

man-man posted his vid 15 min earlier than mine but in mine you can see I completed it earlier, of which I had already told at 3.30 yet it is unproven. Now if we bumume that youtube took the same time to process for both of us in about the same time it means that I had my first win completed at least 5 minutes before man-man. If you want to do it the hard way and bumume I was lying at 3.30 it leads to the question: did it take me 7 minutes to find, install, learn to use a screen recorder. If it did, I have proof of winning QWOP earlier than man-man could. In light of this, I request a secondary prize of 10bp considering that I can prove winning QWOP twice at an undeterminable timeframe which however can be within reasonable limits be bumumed to be roughly simultaneous with man-man’s.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

TZX Posted:

man-man posted his vid 15 min earlier than mine but in mine you can see I completed it earlier, of which I had already told at 3.30 yet it is unproven. Now if we bumume that youtube took the same time to process for both of us in about the same time it means that I had my first win completed at least 5 minutes before man-man. If you want to do it the hard way and bumume I was lying at 3.30 it leads to the question: did it take me 7 minutes to find, install, learn to use a screen recorder. If it did, I have proof of winning QWOP earlier than man-man could. In light of this, I request a secondary prize of 10bp considering that I can prove winning QWOP twice at an undeterminable timeframe which however can be within reasonable limits be bumumed to be roughly simultaneous with man-man’s.

No.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Barely even read that but I saw ‘10 bp’ or something so still:

No.

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