Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion
Macho Farming cows

pimp doubt

Avatar: pimp doubt's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Why don’t people farm cows? I mean, properly farm them. Killing the cow is inefficient – you only get one cows-worth of meat that way.

Every six months, hack the best meat off the cow, and then let it heal. That way, the cow doesn’t die, and everyone gets fresh steaks. Sustainable cow farming.

finale

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

...Cows aren’t lizards, meat doesn’t just ‘grow back’.

Trohpy ****

Avatar: Trohpy Slut's Avatar
4

Level 18 Camwhore

wH3n U R hawt U dont n33d to sP3ll

Besides teh scarring makes teh leather all nasty, and I need new shoes. Log in to see images!

Dog_and_Curt-
ain

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I wonder what PETA would say about that, also Log in to see images!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Who the **** gives a bloody **** what PETA thinks? Those ****ing idiots have so many double standards even Jesse Jackson thinks they sold out.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Ever wonder why the south didn’t hack their slaves in half so they’d have 2 smaller slaves?

Trohpy ****

Avatar: Trohpy Slut's Avatar
4

Level 18 Camwhore

wH3n U R hawt U dont n33d to sP3ll

Balloon Posted:

Ever wonder why the south didn’t hack their slaves in half so they’d have 2 smaller slaves?

Indeed. Log in to see images!

Then I gets no shoes. Log in to see images! Trohpy Slut edited this message on 03/31/2008 2:12PM

Lolhats

Avatar: Middle Finger

[Generic klan name]

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Genetic modification is the way to go.

We should be farming giant lizards that are the reptilian equivilent of cows.

markchild

Avatar: Piggy Bank
9

[Brainfreeze]

Level 51 Permanoob

“Noob-ian Prince”

Lolhats Posted:

Genetic modification is the way to go.

We should be farming giant lizards that are the reptilian equivilent of cows.

**** that. Alligator is tasty, how bad could lizard be as is?

markchild edited this message on 04/04/2008 10:28AM

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I think he’s saying lizards are fine, just too small. We need giant Iguanas!

markchild

Avatar: Piggy Bank
9

[Brainfreeze]

Level 51 Permanoob

“Noob-ian Prince”

Komodo Dragons are edible as is. Who cares about endangered status?

Movie reference? Sorta.

Bigguyinblack

Avatar: Bigguyinblack's Avatar
4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

I played Diablo LOD. Trust me the cows have been farmed enough.

TranceBunni

Avatar: TranceBunni's Avatar
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Bigguyinblack Posted:

I played Diablo LOD. Trust me the cows have been farmed enough.

there is no cow level damn it!

vanessa

Avatar: vanessa's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

Hitler Cat Sez: Get in the Oven!

... if you’re serious, you’re a sick, sick person. Log in to see images!

General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Log in to see images!

evilhamster

Avatar: evilhamster's Avatar
10

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Lolhats Posted:

Genetic modification is the way to go.

We should be farming giant lizards that are the reptilian equivilent of cows.

Or cows that regenerate!

Or giant cows!

Or flying pigs!

markchild

Avatar: Piggy Bank
9

[Brainfreeze]

Level 51 Permanoob

“Noob-ian Prince”

evilhamster Posted:

flying pigs!

FTW

pOOpey

Avatar: pOOpey's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Isn’t that what they doo to soy cows, for soyburgers?

OO

_____________________________________________________________________________________

Log in to see images! I’m cooler than you, so I get a .sig even here!

pOOpey edited this message on 04/06/2008 2:00PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

COWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

YOU CAN LOP OFF FAT IF YOU WANT TO BUT MUSCLE THE DELICIOUS PART DOES NOT GROW BACK

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!