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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Big News!

I’m delighted to announce that after years of hard work, Forumwarz has been acquired by Asymmetric Publications, LLC, who are best known for their excellent web game, The Kingdom of Loathing.

Forumwarz will hence be known as “Forumwarz of Loathing.” We are in the process of converting all our graphics to stick figures, but please allow us some time as we have just begun!

There are also plans to open a Meat to Flezz market: keep watching this space for more information as it becomes available!

Sincerely,

– Evil Trout and the rest of the Forumwarz team

oh man do you know how much better this game would be if that hapened.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

*sigh*

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

If anyone needs to get out of the rain, cuddle up next to me under my umbrella Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Log in to see images!

Sachiko Koba-
yashi

Avatar: 200356 Wed Aug 05 11:21:33 -0400 2009

[The Archives]

Level 43 Permanoob

“St. John of Dumbasskiss”

Oh my! At least it seems that with this change, Evil Trout recognizes how beautiful I truly am and had given me an avatar that really expresses that. Hee hee! I give this change 8 points for taste, 3 points for presentation and 3 points for originality. Good job!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I’m a knob goblin chef.

I may look harmless, but I wield a mean ladle.

Although, if scully wants another chef’s hat, I’ll gladly drop mine for her. Log in to see images!

Somedudeinad-
ress

Avatar: Sad Face
6

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 68 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m a evil bunny? Log in to see images!

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

I never played KOL so I have no idea what my avatar is.

Shijinko

Avatar: 187250 Sun Jul 12 02:46:29 -0400 2009
11

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

WTF I am supposed to be a cat?

ms-karen

Avatar: 215275 2009-12-24 20:16:17 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Is that implying you’re cold and frigid? Log in to see images!

Maybe. I haven’t seen anyone else with my avatar yet.

bumtroNAUGHTy

Avatar: Smiling Woman
15

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Is that implying you’re cold and frigid? Log in to see images!

So WTF is this saying about me?!? Log in to see images!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Somedudeinadress Posted:

I’m a evil bunny? Log in to see images!

Shijinko Posted:

WTF I am supposed to be a cat?

You’re bugbears. Log in to see images!

Red Tide

Avatar: 115584 2009-10-21 02:11:08 -0400

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

I hope you don’t mind a few red spots here and there… someone *glares at ET* took away my tampon.

I pity the poor idiot that cleans these forums up… it sure as hell isn’t gonna be me.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

It’s like a giant male reproductive organ being inserted into my brain. I’m not sure if I like it.

Hot Pho

Avatar: 226401 2010-03-21 02:41:40 -0400

Level 12 Emo Kid

But what if I like it here (on Ricket's male reproductive organ)

“Would you care to try a flaming-sulfur cone with bat guano mix-ins?”

Red Spy

Avatar: 227368 2010-02-26 13:19:58 -0500

[TF Industries]

Level 1 Re-Re

I prefer ze Bugged Bugbear!

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

im the only wizard around Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2010-03-04 02:36:45 -0500
17

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!

Feed me, Seymour

Feed me all night long

That’s right, boy

You can do it

Feed me, Seymour

Feed me all night long

‘Cause if you feed me, Seymour

I can grow up big and strong

ms-karen

Avatar: 215275 2009-12-24 20:16:17 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Adapt Posted:

Big News!

I’m delighted to announce that after years of hard work, Forumwarz has been acquired by Asymmetric Publications, LLC, who are best known for their excellent web game, The Kingdom of Loathing.

Forumwarz will hence be known as “Forumwarz of Loathing.” We are in the process of converting all our graphics to stick figures, but please allow us some time as we have just begun!

There are also plans to open a Meat to Flezz market: keep watching this space for more information as it becomes available!

Sincerely,

– Evil Trout and the rest of the Forumwarz team

oh man do you know how much better this game would be if that hapened.

ohkay it makes so much more sense now, i had no idea what kol was. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

What’s in my avatar I don’t think I’ve seen it on KoL Log in to see images!

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