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Pumpkin GOATSE 14 YOU ARE GREEN FOR LAUNCH

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

T-15 seconds

guidiance is internal

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ignition sequence starts

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all engines running

LIFTOFF

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

GOATSE 14 THIS IS MISSION CONTROL WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

Major Tom Posted:

This is Major Tom to Ground Control – I’m stepping through the door

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scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

I am a bit concerned about GOATSE 14. Did he complete the training program? Log in to see images!

SNEAKERKITTI-
CAT

Avatar: 189202 Tue Jul 28 20:16:57 -0400 2009
7

Level 36 Emo Kid

It sucks to admit it, but I'm incredibly obsessed with Fran. Why won't she pay attention to meeee :(

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Governor, who designed these rockets? They’re clearly just bottles of diet coke with mentos in them!


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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Also, what happened to the previous 13 young goatses you sent out into the void riding your shoddy bottle rockets governor? The people want answers!


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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

unmanned, do a little research before you start throwing around base less accusations.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Adapt Posted:

unmanned, do a little research before you start throwing around base less accusations.

Really? Then would you mind explaining how one can goatse without a person? My viewers were under the impression that a goatse was done by a man, as this picture our esteemed governor posted above seems to show.


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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

that is not a man. that is a picture of a man. I understand your confusion, many are taken in by the treachery of goatse.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

Adapt Posted:

unmanned Log in to see images!

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http://i41.tinypic.com/25k75w9.jpg

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

That Reaction Face Guy Posted:

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http://i41.tinypic.com/25k75w9.jpg


Most depressing xkcd comic IMO, and that’s saying something.

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The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
63

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

So, what’s the current mission?


I am the Ultimate Warlord,

Kneel before my Sword of Light!

I am the Ultimate Warlord,

Better get your planet to right!

Mazzon

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
10

[Too sexy for membe-
rs
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Adapt Posted:

unmanned

Does that bum look unmanned to you? To me, it looks like it has been manned repeatedly, very hard, by well-endowed men.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Mazzon Posted:

Does that bum look unmanned to you? To me, it looks like it has been manned repeatedly, very hard, by well-endowed men.

sorry kirk johnson just stretched it for months and popped bowling balls in his bum


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Adapt Posted:

unmanned, do a little research before you start throwing around base less accusations.

Lets not forget The Other Other Hole incident.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

That Reaction Face Guy Posted:

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Wow.

No words.

EDIT: Except bumuring myself that no, research rovers do NOT have emotions.
Shii edited this message on 03/14/2010 10:11PM

Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

The more I read that comic, the more poignant it becomes.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

As usual, the media is distracting from the purpose of this mission with mere trivialities. Goatse 14 is a search probe designed to scan for any sauriens before the manned vessels head out. So far, results have been inconclusive.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

That Reaction Face Guy Posted:

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http://i41.tinypic.com/25k75w9.jpg


wow get the **** out

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