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Smile Upcoming Apprentice Podcast: Call for Questions!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey Forumwarriorz,

Now that Episode 3 is out, it’s almost time for the long-awaited Apprentice Podcast!

For those of you who don’t know, Episode 3 was created thanks to the contributions of a number of ingenious Users Like You™. (For more details, see this thread.)

Now’s your chance to ask the Creative Sweatshop collective talk about their experiences! You’ll hear such Flamebate superstars as Fortunato, Odalisque and PhineasPoe alternately talk over each other and sit through long, awkward pauses as your third-favorite admin attempts to moderate. It’s literally hours of unedited lo-fi fun!

Wondering who wrote what? Want to know what really happened to Celerysteve and crayoncakes? What about rivalries and drama? Use this thread to pose your burning questions!

One question per post. Make ‘em count — we can only answer some questions, so ask about stuff you’re really interested in.

We record in two weeks, so there’s plenty of prep time. Thanks! Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

What is it like working with Evil Trout as a programmer, seriously?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Exactly how many times did you have an accidental orgasm in your pants every time you heard fortunato’s silky smooth voice?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Why did you force me to say I was a cool kid in the conversation with the NPC who says he’s a bligger.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Did AtomicScripter actually contribute anything as an apprentice?

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

May I be excused to use the restroom?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

how many times will i say scrote in the podcast?

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Who wrote the sTalk convos like SpitFire, Pavlov or HugMastaDoug?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Which apprentice played Zero Wing and wrote the dialogue/typical posts/angry replies of PurifyingSelector88 at the same time?

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Who was the worst apprentice?

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Is it too late to apply to be an apprentice?

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Did you each work independently on producing the different characters/sections of the game, or was it a more collaborative effort?

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Why does my dad beat my mom?

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

the peanut bumer?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Other than writing content for Episode 3, what else did JB make you do, slaves?

Xx-EmO_4_LiF-
e-xX

Avatar: 65619 Wed Dec 17 19:40:04 -0500 2008
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Who plays Forumwarz as the story characters, like haxlrose and Doctor O? They have e-peen, medals, friends, forum posts, etc. and even compete in domination.

Xx-EmO_4_LiFe-xX edited this message on 02/07/2010 3:56PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

What was it like working for FWZ?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

How many ideas did you have to go through before finding the right ones to be in EP3?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Who was the genius to come up with Geraldine?

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

How often did you stop working and lit a candle on my behalf?

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