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Shit Edward Scissorhands

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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Tell me what the film Edward Scissorhands is about and I will give you two brownie points.

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

Jesus

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Edward Scissorhands is about 105 minutes long.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

It’s about the world’s greatest hairdresser being run out of town for his unconventional methods.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Edward Scissorhands is about 105 minutes long.

CYBER LAUGH

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

It is a satire of life in conformist suburban America, which is too bland and narrow to deal with someone who does not conform to suburban society’s norms.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

It’s about this chick who falls in love with this guy named Edward only to find out that he’s a vampire. Log in to see images!

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

its bout this dude who has a really fast car and it goes so fast it can go back in time and mj fox goes back in time and is all about to bang this chick but this nerd comes in and horns in on his racket so mj fox kills hisself by gettin hit by lightnin

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Charlie Sheen Posted:

its bout this dude who has a really fast car and it goes so fast it can go back in time and mj fox goes back in time and is all about to bang this chick but this nerd comes in and horns in on his racket so mj fox kills hisself by gettin hit by lightnin

I would like to confirm this.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

It’s about a woman finding a man, Edward, secluded in a castle with scissors for hands. She takes him home and Edward falls in love with the woman’s daughter. Edward attempts to fit in with the people around him, turning out to be quite the hairstylist, while the girls boyfriend tricks him into getting arrested. Edward uses his hands to make snow for the girl, who had always wished to see it, and they finally are together.

Through various flashbacks we learn that Edward is really a robot created by the man who used to live in the castle, who always wanted a son.

The epilogue reveals that the old women who was telling the story is the girl, and that Edward is back up in the castle, making snow for all the citizens of the town.

A mad scientist treads on the realm of God and he, the suburban hotbed of evils he was spawned from, and his monstrous creation were rightfully smote before His Almighty Wrath

Big-bum Monk-
ey

Avatar: Server Hacker
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

It’s about this sugar cane, that tasted pretty good. About cinnamon, and Hollywood. Come on, noone can see you try.

It’s about the change of time, from the 50s to the 70s. The town represents the 50s, every house a home with an average family, the ****ty colored houses, the mailboxes, it’s so safe you let your kids run around wherever. It shows the range of attitudes at the time, including the parents who are all oblivious to everything and too stupid to accept that some things are different, the teenagers who are starting to deviate from their parents, the war age generation, and the old people who think that their war puts the second world war in its place a thousand times over. Suddenly comes the 60s, represented by Edward. Edward is a man made creation (think, drugs) that suddenly became very popular. Suddenly the baby boomers’ parents are attracted to it, they are interested, and scared. The 60s and the drug revolution changed a lot of things, as did the sexual freedom that was typical of the time. Eventually, towards the end of the decade, people were afraid of it, and tried to remove it from society. But the boomer generation kept it alive, and wanted more of it, remarking on the good times, and their children and grandchildren still showed interest in the end.

Siouxsie Teh-
Banshee

Avatar: 135926 2010-04-17 22:25:23 -0400
5

[Zoolander Center F-
or Kids Who Cant R-
ead Good
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Semi-TL;DR version: Avon saleslady Diane Wiest finds The Cure frontman’s long-lost aspie scissorhanded brother in a castle at the outskirts of town. She takes him home where he is accepted as the local hairdresser/dog groomer/topiary god until he tries to **** Winona Ryder and gets chased out of town by the same bat**** insane Christians who loved him in the first place.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

It’s warning us all about the dangers of door-to-door avon sales, and how those avon ladies are the embodiment of evil, corrupting otherwise innocent scissor-handed youths. Don’t let these succubi into your homes, or you will have to spend all eternity pining for Winona Ryder. THEY WILL MAKE YOU LOVE WINONA RYDER!!

I can think of no worse fate.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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It’s an alternate universe of Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Edward scissorhands is the worst parody ever made-

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

It’s about a man who in other cirgreat timesstances would have made a great slasher villian.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

It’s about the harsh reality of being both emo and unable to masturbate at the same time.

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

it’s about a guy’s inner struggle with his homosexuality.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

It’s like every other Tim Burton film

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