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DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

So offense it’s very important. Alright, I’m gonna make my stats like yours.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Yeah, you need lots of Offense to offset your low attack ratings from abilities.

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Damn, this is getting annoying. I spent almost all my skill points on Offense, but I couldn’t get more than 44. Ego is 3000, I can see now I improved a lot of damage but now ego is a problem. I should get a lot more of offense too, but the offense things are expensive… Any tips?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

grind your little heart out on low level forums > acgreat timesulate flezz > buy best .moars you can get > win.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

or ask nicely and maybe if i feel like playing this game i could put a couple rigged auctions on kyoubai to help

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Thanks, but that’s so damn annoying. I mean, alright, I had enough proccessing power but when a moderator appears or when I’m hitted by lag spike… it’s damn frustrating. And I needed one last ATTACk, ONE LAST ATTACK and I had like 210 ego remained and guess what? Got pwned.

I can’t even finish the first forum. Guys, thanks a lot for the advices, I’m gonna stick to auctions and offense. Thanks again!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

DarkShade, make a screenshot of your stats while wearing your best equipment (or w/o any equipment, whatever you prefer) and tell us how many flezz and what equipment you have. It will be a lot easier to help you that way.

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I used almost all my flezz on an auction called Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy( bad choice, since I don’t need any more processing power, I need just cheap and good offense items) so I’m low on flezz right now, but here it is:

Log in to see images!

Also, is there a way I can cancel my bid? I din’t a big mistake.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

No you can’t cancel an auction, but somebody might outbid you.

What is your best equipment for each slot at the moment?

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Books – I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

Computers – PruneServ™

Doc – How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating.sdoc

hardware – FranCisco GAI-Series x 2

nVulva TestES 6000RX x 2

Pic – my beautiful scars.gawk

Surgical Procedures – Prosthetic Finger Implant

and Simple Web Spider™

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

DarkShade Posted:

hardware – FranCisco GAI-Series x 2

nVulva TestES 6000RX x 2

This is your problem. Why the **** don’t you have 4 Beast0r High-Speed Cables yet?

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Didn’t even heard of them.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

why don’t you just look at your clbum specific store.

DarkShade

Avatar: 70690 2010-01-30 04:30:42 -0500
1

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

yeah, I will buy them but I will still keep nVulva TestES 6000RX x 2, for proc power

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

DarkShade Posted:

Didn’t even heard of them.

...

How exactly are you playing this game again?

spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

Buy a fairy in a bottle on kyoubai.

I did too.

Revives you with 500 health once you get killed in a forum.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

DarkShade Posted:

yeah, I will buy them but I will still keep nVulva TestES 6000RX x 2, for proc power

You won’t need as much when your attacks are stronger. The less often you have to attack, the less processing power you’ll need.

My hacker has 270 Proc. Power and is doing fine at the beginning of Ep3.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

spongebob-scout Posted:

Buy a fairy in a bottle on kyoubai.

I did too.

Revives you with 500 health once you get killed in a forum.

What?? It’s not full health?

Fudge. Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

DarkShade Posted:

Damn, this is getting annoying. I spent almost all my skill points on Offense, but I couldn’t get more than 44. Ego is 3000, I can see now I improved a lot of damage but now ego is a problem. I should get a lot more of offense too, but the offense things are expensive… Any tips?

Just get: Gigabitz™ Supercomputer, INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc, Versnatche™ Earbleeders, 4 x Beast0r High-Speed Cables, Pink Floyd (and Leave Britney Alone! (Darkcide Remix).lstn), fermats_last_theorem\_proof.leer, useless program that only wastes space.exec, Master Ball, Prosthetic Finger Implant, Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy (and ****.Milf) and you’re fine.

mterek Posted:

What?? It’s not full health?

Fudge. Log in to see images!

Yeah, huge disappointment for me too

Physics edited this message on 01/27/2010 6:59AM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Physics Posted:

Yeah, huge disappointment for me too

ahahha, do you really thing he can get all of that in a reasonable amount of time?

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