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man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Lump of Copper Wire is also not new.

TheRealSuper-
Happy

Avatar: 200618 2010-02-10 23:28:59 -0500
17

[Gigantic male reproductive organ in the bum]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

****bumho Posted:

Ok, everyone. It finally happened. Last night (this morning), I had 8 new items (all the same type) in my junk. I know that this is a new item, because A) I can sell it for 500k+, and B) my total junk value was 11.5 mil last night, and this morning it was 15mil or so. The new item I got was Expired Nerve Gas.


I got this too and was all excited Log in to see images! Well, it’s nice to get a delivery that’s not a billion Zimbabwean dollars anyway.

I’ve long since accepted that SuperGenus was just talking about expiring consumables, in a somewhat misleading way.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Catt although Posted:

That item appears to be added to deliveries today as the new highest value (so if your total delivery value is around 3M you’ll get around six of them). Did you claim a delivery today?

Yeah, someone told me that. Yes I did, so false alarm. Sorry everyone. Log in to see images! bitchassho edited this message on 02/28/2010 12:51PM

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

So did anyone yet have green of black goo turn into something more valuable?

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

TheRealSuperHappy Posted:

I got this too and was all excited Log in to see images! Well, it’s nice to get a delivery that’s not a billion Zimbabwean dollars anyway.

I’ve long since accepted that SuperGenus was just talking about expiring consumables, in a somewhat misleading way.

I’m starting to accept this conclusion as well.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Expiring consumables doesn’t really square with what he said though…

(Spoilered: the conversation with SuperGenus2)
SuperGenus2: The pointillism is, things can be changelled for the bettering! And also for the unbettering.

man-man: What kinds of things?

SuperGenus2: Anything is a thing and that thing can being differential thing. In any other words whatever junk you have lying about.

man-man: If I can make a logical leap of faith: Do you mean that all this unsolicited crap people keep sending me could be somehow alchemized into something useful?

SuperGenus2: By occasion!!


How long have people been keeping junk for so far? Later on it suggested that it would take “a few weekcycles”, so it could just be an annoyingly long wait.
man-man edited this message on 02/28/2010 3:10PM

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

I got Expired Nerve Gas in my delivery today…

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

man-man Posted:

Expiring consumables doesn’t really square with what he said though…

(Spoilered: the conversation with SuperGenus2)

How long have people been keeping junk for so far? Later on it suggested that it would take “a few weekcycles”, so it could just be an annoyingly long wait.

That’s what I mean – the sTalk implied otherwise, but at this point I’m thinking it was just misleading.

Big-bum Monk-
ey

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I’ve probably got about 300 items from the day that the scientist said **** would turn into other ****, and that was the day Ep 3 opened. So I’ve had **** for 5 weeks, minimum, that still hasn’t turned into anything (despite my false alarm earlier). I’m thinking another couple of weeks. I’m not selling a god damn thing between now and the BAR exam, in July, so either way, I’ll know approximately when **** starts turning. Unless of course it takes 5 months, in which case…. I’ll maybe come back to all kinds of new ****.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I’m still waiting for Toxic Waste to happen… I have about 1000 of the only 6 items to come from the decay of every type of consumable so it’s waiting for the next stage…

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

I think that the Genuine E.T. Atari 2600 Cartridge junk from the itembuildr will transform into a really cool hacker item.
Either that or ET is trolling us hard.
Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

One month from today, SuperGenus2 will log on and explain that this was all an elaborate April Fool’s Joke.
mterek edited this message on 03/04/2010 2:22PM

Big-bum Monk-
ey

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

mterek Posted:

One month from today, SuperGenus2 will log on and explain that this was all and elaborate April Fool’s Joke.


****. THAT.

Doc_Holliday

Avatar: 85846 Fri Nov 21 20:09:23 -0500 2008
18

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I'm your ****leberry.

It would be nice if there was a separate tab where you could send junk that you didn’t want to show up in the Ppwn Shoppe queue.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

This is a bit weird. I had 3 items ‘expire’ today, but it looks like my Consumables have been untouched. Afterall, since I bought 100’s of those Consumables at once, why wouldn’t all 990 expire at he same time? But, the value of my Junk has decreased from yesterday by about 3M.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

mterek Posted:

This is a bit weird. I had 3 items ‘expire’ today, but it looks like my Consumables have been untouched. Afterall, since I bought 100’s of those Consumables at once, why wouldn’t all 990 expire at he same time? But, the value of my Junk has decreased from yesterday by about 3M.

Junk Expired Medication degrades into Junk Green Goo. Junk Green Goo degrades into Junk Black Goo. etc.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

you should buy expensive junk imo Log in to see images!

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I had 18,000 junk expire on both of my characters this morning. Log in to see images!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

So, it’s been, what, 2 months? And still nothing.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

So quiet… Log in to see images!

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