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Feature items turning into items turning into items

Neona

Avatar: 88117 Sat Feb 07 19:37:29 -0500 2009
15

[Board of Directors]

Level 43 Camwhore

Serious future peenwhore. XO!

So like this npc i think told me that crap items can sometimes turn into useful items given time, and something about expired meds eventually turning into something good (maybe i think kinda) eventually. Is this some lead up to crafting since all i know is that meds eventually give you goo and **** i think eventually or something.

Anyone know wtfs up with this or should i just ep3 moar lol? Or am i just dumb?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Too early to say. I will keep expired items just to see if they evolve further.

scully edited this message on 04/13/2011 10:55AM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I now feel very sheepish about selling off my THE_**** roids that I’d collected for months out of fear I’d lose capital.

Neona

Avatar: 88117 Sat Feb 07 19:37:29 -0500 2009
15

[Board of Directors]

Level 43 Camwhore

Serious future peenwhore. XO!

yeah, i plan on holding onto anything that looks like it could change for the better. Or doesnt sell for **** Log in to see images!

Its not like I need my delivery money THAT bad anyway.

TheRealSuper-
Happy

Avatar: 200618 2010-02-10 23:28:59 -0500
17

[Gigantic male reproductive organ in the bum]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

I’m looking forward to seeing how this turns out myself. Basically I’m just keeping one copy of all the Junk I get and buying whatever Junk is sold at the Ppwn Shop. I’m bumuming it’ll turn into more or less expensive junk, but if they turned into sound or video files that’d be interesting.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I kind of thought he was just explaining why things expired just in case someone didn’t know. I hope I’m wrong.

TheRealSuper-
Happy

Avatar: 200618 2010-02-10 23:28:59 -0500
17

[Gigantic male reproductive organ in the bum]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Naw… he sends you an email with Expired Meds in it, and makes it pretty clear it’ll turn into something in a while.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Spent 2 million in junk and consumables, just to try this out. I’m a patient man, so I’m p excited to see how this turns out. Here’s hoping 500+ items can all be converted into 500+ USEFUL items.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

This account has cheats, and I’ve beaten every mission for Episode 3. I’m keeping all the junk and seeing what decays/gets better for all you guise Log in to see images!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

One thing… if you’ve got a whole heaping pile of junk items, and after some length of time they decay into something else, how will you know which one decayed into which new thing, unless each item has a unique expiration time?

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

megazeroexe Posted:

This account has cheats, and I’ve beaten every mission for Episode 3. I’m keeping all the junk and seeing what decays/gets better for all you guise Log in to see images!

I’m convinced that you are some sort of higher being than ourselves for being so nice to us. But like man-man said, you’re going to have a single item to see what it turns into.

bitchassho edited this message on 01/22/2010 12:08PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

****bumho Posted:

I’m convinced that you are some sort of higher being than ourselves for being so nice to us. But man-man, you’re going to have a single item to see what it turns into.

That’s my point… these guys are p awesome for watching their stuff turn into other stuff to tell us the results, but it won’t be terribly helpful to know that one out of dozens of items turned into something good.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

man-man Posted:

That’s my point… these guys are p awesome for watching their stuff turn into other stuff to tell us the results, but it won’t be terribly helpful to know that one out of dozens of items turned into something good.

I agree. And after I legit beat the game, I’m going to experiment with some junk items for that purpose. In fact, I wonder if anyone has done any sort of research into what items turn into when they expire.

PS: Fixed my grammar-absent post.

bitchassho edited this message on 01/22/2010 12:10PM

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

man-man Posted:

That’s my point… these guys are p awesome for watching their stuff turn into other stuff to tell us the results, but it won’t be terribly helpful to know that one out of dozens of items turned into something good.

Well, I’m hoping CZ put a good deal of effort into the decay/reward system, and it works the same way as it did for the ‘roids (where it’ll notify you that it went bad right on the main page), and maybe even say “THE *ITEM* DECAYED/PROGRESSED INTO…”; that’d be the best way for CZ to have handled it, imo.

Since I have around 1000 junk items, I can’t really write down each one and record the exact results, but whenever some of them start to decay/progress, I’ll post what I got and whether or not it said what was the original form. Hopefully it’ll be pretty easy to tell what it originally was if it doesn’t directly say.

Will report with results Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

man-man Posted:

That’s my point… these guys are p awesome for watching their stuff turn into other stuff to tell us the results, but it won’t be terribly helpful to know that one out of dozens of items turned into something good.

DAMMIT!

Now I understand why ET has never responded to a bug report I told him about half a dozen times. Because that would reveal too much.

During Gameplay Testing, I found in my inventory, after a certain period of time, an item I had never seen before, because something decayed into it.

I had been bumuming it was a consumable of a certain clbum, so when the tuneup went live, I bought ten of those. I still have them.

It never occurred to me that it was junk which turned into that. Time to start collecting junk, I suppose!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Alright, well, I went through my Junk and copied down every item I had and the exact amount, and I know I got them all on Jan 20th, so we have a time period too.

This way, if I have 5 of an item now, and I see a week later I have 5 of another item, and the original 5 are gone, and there’s no other new item that has exactly 5, I can tell what it turned into. Log in to see images!

Figured it’d be the easiest way to sort things out without having to have just one of an item. All the items that I only have one of, I’ll just have to guess and check daily.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

megazeroexe Posted:

This way, if I have 5 of an item now, and I see a week later I have 5 of another item, and the original 5 are gone, and there’s no other new item that has exactly 5, I can tell what it turned into.

Only maybe.

With consumables, sometimes multiples of Item A will turn into a limited number of Item B, no matter how many of Item A you had to start with.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That’s a friggin great idea. Except you have to worry about having the same amount of two items. Hopefully you don’t have any.

PS: If you haven’t contributed to the wiki already, this would be a great opp to get some peen.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

MC Banhammer Posted:

Only maybe.

With consumables, sometimes multiples of Item A will turn into a limited number of Item B, no matter how many of Item A you had to start with.

Log in to see images! this upsets me.

Oh well. I have every amount marked down and I’m not going to pwn any forums for a while, so I’ll just check daily. Maybe there’s an exact multiple value (6a = 1b kind of thing) for items and I can figure them out as well.

And thanks for the heads up, ****bumho, if I can get anything viable out of this at the end, I’ll contribute Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

megazeroexe Posted:

I’m not going to pwn any forums for a while

heads-up: that “while” might turn into months. The item I referred to above showed up after several weeks of Gameplay Tuneup testing, and rollovers were happening every 4 or 6 hours over there…

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