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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

mterek Posted:

Lamebait is a nightmare.

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I’m still grinding for the garth .moar Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Bandaney Posted:

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It’s p hilarious imo Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Bandaney Posted:

Did you at least enjoy the pretty header? Log in to see images!

Yes.

All in all, it was a fun read.

Wish I got the Peen though. Log in to see images!

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

Shii Posted:

If you guys laugh, it’s probably because of the hard work of PhineasPoe, plk, and Bashy, so give them a pat on the back.

Chances are that if you laugh and are within the average of Forumwarz-player personalities, you did not laugh at something I wrote. No need to feel guilty or cautious!

Bashy is a moron who forgets to write for the correct audience. Please accept his apology, which he formed with similar intelligence and planning as his literary choice:

“DAAAAAAAAAHHHH SRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HRRRRRRRRRRUYYYYYYYYYS”

EDIT: “RAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIEIEEEEEEEEEEE SRUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

Bashy edited this message on 01/22/2010 12:45AM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

mterek Posted:

Lamebait is a nightmare. I spent 15 minutes and 10M Flezz just to survive the first thread, and I didn’t even get a whole lot of cred for it.

We’re supposed to pwn that beast in 30 minutes? No way in PermaDamned. Log in to see images!

You are going in a forum that is Nine levels higher than you…as a re-re. And you seem surprised? Log in to see images!

If only it were the way it was the first day of beta tee hee hee

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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dobnits Posted:

You are going in a forum that is Nine levels higher than you…as a re-re. And you seem surprised? Log in to see images!

If only it were the way it was the first day of beta tee hee hee


I was hoping my primal fury would confuse and intimidate the Lamebait denizens.

I was also surprised, since when BAAWZ said “Supremacy ends during 8-9 PM on a Thursday” I panicked because it was 8:30 PM (PST) on Thursday when I was talking to him. Since I knew about the Peen, I figured the mission was oriented so you’d have only 30 minutes to pwn the entire thing from when it’s first triggered, or miss out on the Peen forever. Now I notice it’s 8-9 PM EST so all that was for not a whole lot!

I might be able to recover my cash with the next Delivery, but I really wish I hadn’t Kyoubai’d my Rubik’s Cube because I really need it right now. Log in to see images!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

mterek Posted:

I was hoping my primal fury would confuse and intimidate the Lamebait denizens.

I was also surprised, since when BAAWZ said “Supremacy ends during 8-9 PM on a Thursday” I panicked because it was 8:30 PM (PST) on Thursday when I was talking to him. Since I knew about the Peen, I figured the mission was oriented so you’d have only 30 minutes to pwn the entire thing from when it’s first triggered, or miss out on the Peen forever. Now I notice it’s 8-9 PM EST so all that was for not a whole lot!

I might be able to recover my cash with the next Delivery, but I really wish I hadn’t Kyoubai’d my Rubik’s Cube because I really need it right now. Log in to see images!

Given the forum that it is based off of…you have a point.

And the whole Supremacy 8-9 thing applies to actually pwning it, that is to say for the mission. It doesnt matter when you entered AFAIK, but don’t hold me to that.

LeCru

Avatar: Donkey
5

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

I love the rush of missions at the start (well, for my level 35 alt anyway.) I’ll be doing a bit of grinding with this one for leveling up

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Pavilion Posted:

Did you get a popup saying that you now have a new sTalk contact? Check sTalk.

edit: for good measure


No. I even did it again, for good measure.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

No. I even did it again, for good measure.

Did you report it as a bug?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Did you report it as a bug?


Well, lemme get this straight. I pwn denture chat, and I’m supposed to get a new NPC. Which one is it?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Well, lemme get this straight. I pwn denture chat, and I’m supposed to get a new NPC. Which one is it?


You have it wrong.

You pwn denture chat, and AT LEAST ONCE use DAS BLOODHOUND on it. THEN you get the new NPC. His name starts with an “R”

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Well, lemme get this straight. I pwn denture chat, and I’m supposed to get a new NPC. Which one is it?


Did you use the Das Bloodhund ability while inside the forum? RWOX is the new character’s name.
markchd edited this message on 01/22/2010 5:08PM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Well, lemme get this straight. I pwn denture chat, and I’m supposed to get a new NPC. Which one is it?


That happened to me, too.

Apparently “sniff” was the clue.

In retrospect I like those subtle (not not-so-subtle) clues, but I would have liked a not-so-subtle clue that told me I should be looking out for subtle clues.

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I dunno I wonder if the Double monocles was any good that I wound up selling.

On the plus side, I bought the Demon Horns auction, which permitted my personage with 22mil horns for the price of 2. Their maintenance is a nightmare though.

and I wish the Super Pretendo was good.

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Sweet there’s a moar file that gives +20 frugality (quadruple amputee jerking off (MUST SEE).pr0n)!!!!!

Seems to drop quite a bit from All Western Medicine is Bull**** with medium luck (37-45)
futhermocker edited this message on 01/23/2010 8:34PM

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Okay, I just finished pushing an alt through Episode 2. I didn’t want him to start Episode 3, so I figured I’d keep him in limbo. So I decide to go into Alliance of the Apathetic. I got the haxxor message. So I figure, oh, must be some Episode 3 thing. So I click Sugarcandy Mountain. It gives me the haxxor message. SO, I click “Start Episode 3.” It redirected me back to my character page, and still gave me haxxor messages. I figure, must be something from Geronimo! So I go back to die. Then I realize it’s not in my bookmarks. So my problem is, I can’t start Episode 3 as one of my alts, yet I have the Episode 2 finished peen AND the preorder peen, so I should be able to. But I can’t enter ANY forum.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Okay, I just finished pushing an alt through Episode 2. I didn’t want him to start Episode 3, so I figured I’d keep him in limbo. So I decide to go into Alliance of the Apathetic. I got the haxxor message. So I figure, oh, must be some Episode 3 thing. So I click Sugarcandy Mountain. It gives me the haxxor message. SO, I click “Start Episode 3.” It redirected me back to my character page, and still gave me haxxor messages. I figure, must be something from Geronimo! So I go back to die. Then I realize it’s not in my bookmarks. So my problem is, I can’t start Episode 3 as one of my alts, yet I have the Episode 2 finished peen AND the preorder peen, so I should be able to. But I can’t enter ANY forum.


Bug report it, please.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

markchd Posted:

Bug report it, please.

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