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Contest Slappy T. Scrunt Presents: "NAME THAT CLOWN PORN"! 100 BP! E-Peen! enjoy!

Slappy Scrunt

Avatar: 222683 2009-12-11 06:34:46 -0500

Level 1 Re-Re

Aheheheheheheh ahahahahahoooo

Hey hey hey!

Me again! Yer ol’ pal, Slappy T. Scrunt, perfesh’nul clown rapist extry-ordinary! Step right up, cuz have I got a contest fer YOU! Ahehehehe hyukhyuk <*;oDX

It’s purty simple…even fer retards like you! G’hyuk! All ya gotta do is…name my next CLOWN PORN! Ahahahahahaha heeeeeeeee

I’m sure yer all familiar with the concept of clown porn by now…ain’tcha? If not…Google it, ya ****chugger! Just come up with a clever clown porn movie title that’ll make me chuckle, guffaw, or otherwise **** my clown pants, and you could win some ka-raaaaaazee loot! :spins bowtie:


Log in to see images! Winner gets 100 BP!

Log in to see images! Top ten entrants get a specialized E-Peen!

Log in to see images! A chance to be force****ed by the clown rapist o’ my choice! <*;oDX

Don’t believe me? I already cleared it with those semensucker admins, ET an’ JB! Log in to see images! Mmmmhahahahaha hooooohoohoo :­pulls bandanna out of bumhole:

Here’s the pitch: Enter as many times as ya want, but make sure to do one entry per post!

Wanna increase yer chances of winning? Then be creative, ****slurp! Come up with a tagline! Name yer clowny porn stars! Write up some dialog! Heck, if you can shoop up a poster, yer a clown shoe-in to be raped by me win this bad boy! :honks male reproductive organ:

Oh yeah…I almost forgot! A-hyuk! Make sure to post in my enjoy Signup List or yer disqualified, male reproductive organnibbler! Ahoohoohahahaha Log in to see images!

Trollin’s allowed, natch! Now go ahead and NAME THAT CLOWN PORN! You got till Sunday, January 17th, 3:00 p.m. server time! Log in to see images!

See ya in the funnypapers, ballgargler! Heheheheeehoohah <*;oDX

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

The Rimleader III: Taming of the woman's genitals

The Rimleader is BACK! And this time he’s on the prowl for some fearsome felines!


Staring

    Lance “The Rimleader” Hardwood as The Rimleader

    Presenting… The Terrible Twosome!

    Hugh “Giggles” Rection as Giggles the Clown

    Craven “Baggy” Morehead as Baggy the Clown

    And lastly… The Fearsome Threesome!

    Fiona “Feline” Fierce as Lion No. 1

    Hannah “Hairy” Rockwell as Lion No. 2

    Candy “Claw” Samples as Lion No. 3


Extract from Act II, Scene III

Clown car pulls into centre of the ring, Feaarsome Threesome surround the car.

Giggles: Hehehehey there ladiessss, feeling a little hoorny? (Honks car horn)

Baggy: (Laugh manically)

Fearsome Threesome: (Growl, begin to strip, push breasts against car)

Baggy: I think we’re in luck here Giggsy! (More laughter)

Enter The Rimleader

The Rimleader: Now now, what’s going on here! What’d I tell you two about going near my woman's genitals! Looks like there’s a bit of dicipline needed! (Cracks whip on Lion No. 1’s bum)

Giggles: No boss we weren’t doing nothing of the sort!

The Rimleader: Oh no Giggles, it’s a bit too late for that…

END SCENE

Chawin edited this message on 01/07/2010 7:10PM

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Bim Bom and the Busted Bums

Slappy Scrunt

Avatar: 222683 2009-12-11 06:34:46 -0500

Level 1 Re-Re

Aheheheheheheh ahahahahahoooo

Slappy Scrunt Posted:

Hey hey hey!

Me again! Yer ol’ pal, Slappy T. Scrunt, perfesh’nul clown rapist extry-ordinary! Step right up, cuz have I got a contest fer YOU! Ahehehehe hyukhyuk <*;oDX

It’s purty simple…even fer retards like you! G’hyuk! All ya gotta do is…name my next CLOWN PORN! Ahahahahahaha heeeeeeeee

I’m sure yer all familiar with the concept of clown porn by now…ain’tcha? If not…Google it, ya ****chugger! Just come up with a clever clown porn movie title that’ll make me chuckle, guffaw, or otherwise **** my clown pants, and you could win some ka-raaaaaazee loot! :spins bowtie:


Log in to see images! Winner gets 100 BP!

Log in to see images! Top ten entrants get a specialized E-Peen!

Log in to see images! A chance to be force****ed by the clown rapist o’ my choice! <*;oDX

Don’t believe me? I already cleared it with those semensucker admins, ET an’ JB! Log in to see images! Mmmmhahahahaha hooooohoohoo :­pulls bandanna out of bumhole:

Here’s the pitch: Enter as many times as ya want, but make sure to do one entry per post!

Wanna increase yer chances of winning? Then be creative, ****slurp! Come up with a tagline! Name yer clowny porn stars! Write up some dialog! Heck, if you can shoop up a poster, yer a clown shoe-in to be raped by me win this bad boy! :honks male reproductive organ:

Oh yeah…I almost forgot! A-hyuk! Make sure to post in my enjoy Signup List or yer disqualified, male reproductive organnibbler! Ahoohoohahahaha Log in to see images!

Trollin’s allowed, natch! Now go ahead and NAME THAT CLOWN PORN! You got till Sunday, January 17th, 3:00 p.m. server time! Log in to see images!

See ya in the funnypapers, ballgargler! Heheheheeehoohah <*;oDX

Quotin’ fer male reproductive organs! Hehehehahahahaha Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

My Red Nose Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Essex-Tacy

Avatar: 125122 2010-01-07 12:47:31 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 51 Hacker

“Perl Diva”

Clown Clunge in woman's genitals Gunge Volume Threehehehe

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Seltzer Bottles and Me: A Love Story

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

200 Clowns 1 Volkswagen

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Tossin’ Cherry Pies

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I Came, I Saw, I Made You Laugh

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Red Nose Slay
So funny, it hurts

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

SLAPPY DA SALAMI: JUGGLING BALLS

Johnald The Robot edited this message on 01/07/2010 7:12PM

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

We All Scream For Ice Cream

Bozo’s Ice Cream Brings All The Boys To The Yard

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Bizarre Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clowns

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Clown Car woman's genitals Crashin IV: Bow Ties and Big Loads

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Children’s Party IV: Slappy great timess to Play

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

Cranky Pranky ****fest

From the dudes who gave your sister Hepatitis C

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Smeared Face Paint Confessions III: The Story of the Vibrating Clown Nose

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Get In, Get the enjoy, Get Out

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Three Rings, All Fully Stuffed

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