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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Professor Commie PhD: when i was a kid i had lots of rocks

Professor Commie PhD: i would play with them and everything

Professor Commie PhD: they were my best friends

Professor Commie PhD: i would sometimes get scared of the rake in the dark

Professor Commie PhD: cause at night in the barn its not well lit

Professor Commie PhD: but sometimes a bit of light from a car will shine in

Professor Commie PhD: and the rake will glisten

Professor Commie PhD: it really scares me

Professor Commie PhD: but then i think to myself

Professor Commie PhD: “it’s okay, my rocks will protect me”

Professor Commie PhD: but they never really managed to

Professor Commie PhD: like the time i put out my eye in the rake

Professor Commie PhD: and now i get to wear an eyepatch like that guy in james bond

Professor Commie PhD: sometimes i like to pretend im a pirate too

Professor Commie PhD: my folks helped me not get it infected

Professor Commie PhD: right after they were done laughing

Professor Commie PhD: i mean, it was p funny how i was screaming

Professor Commie PhD: they put some burning embers in it to cauterize the wound

Professor Commie PhD: it stung a little bit

Mister Pugs: wow, your parents loved you. all mine ever did was noth put embers on me

Professor Commie PhD: but boy did i love them rocks

Professor Commie PhD: Mister Pugs: man that sucks

Professor Commie PhD: yeah, my parents were great

Professor Commie PhD: i mean

Mister Pugs: i know man, its like they didnt care because they wouldnt burn me

Professor Commie PhD: i understood why the cow got to sleep and crap in the extra room

Professor Commie PhD: it was producing more than me

bronnih: Professor Commie PhD: cut back on the hallucinogens plz

Professor Commie PhD: it made milk which i am told is very tasty

Professor Commie PhD: bronnih: i am completely sober. scary, huh?

bronnih: Professor Commie PhD: weird… lolol

Professor Commie PhD: Mister Pugs: i know. i’m sorry for you

Professor Commie PhD: and

Professor Commie PhD: as i was saying

Professor Commie PhD: the barn was p comfortable

Professor Commie PhD: except that rake which freaked me out

Professor Commie PhD: from time to time

Professor Commie PhD: but im repeating myself

Professor Commie PhD: im sorry

Professor Commie PhD: my mom says i should shut up more

Professor Commie PhD: cause im an idiot and i guess shes right

Professor Commie PhD: but now im pretending to be that cool james bond villain with the eyepatch

Professor Commie PhD: and the scar

Professor Commie PhD: i heard a neighbour boy tell a story about him a few years back

Professor Commie PhD: and hes all i can think about

Professor Commie PhD: and from what i understand

Professor Commie PhD: he is p smooth

Professor Commie PhD: talking that is

Professor Commie PhD: because his scar would not make him smooth but jagged

Professor Commie PhD: or whats the word

Professor Commie PhD: not jagged

Professor Commie PhD: well

Professor Commie PhD: bumpy

Professor Commie PhD: naw

Professor Commie PhD: thats not the right word either

Professor Commie PhD: but itll come to me

Professor Commie PhD: either way

Professor Commie PhD: while we wait for that word

Professor Commie PhD: i do that some times

Professor Commie PhD: i sit in the yard

Professor Commie PhD: behind the huge oak tree

Professor Commie PhD: that my dad ties me to when ive been bad

Professor Commie PhD: like this one time

Professor Commie PhD: i had the nervve

Professor Commie PhD: to go talk to another kid

Professor Commie PhD: boy did my dad get angry

Professor Commie PhD: cause i knew i was breaking a rule

Professor Commie PhD: discipline is important you know

Professor Commie PhD: oh

Professor Commie PhD: and as i was saying

Professor Commie PhD: i sit in the yard by the oak tree

Professor Commie PhD: and count the stars

Professor Commie PhD: that’s kind of hard to

Professor Commie PhD: cause i have to be in the barn at night

Professor Commie PhD: my dad is afraid i will wander off

Professor Commie PhD: so he keeps me locked in

Professor Commie PhD: he’s a great guy

Professor Commie PhD: but if i squeeze my eye hard enough

Professor Commie PhD: i can see stars

Professor Commie PhD: a little bit

Professor Commie PhD: and i try to count as many of them as i can before they go away

Professor Commie PhD: why isn’t anyone saying anything? do you hate me like my dog does?

Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 01/05/2010 5:04PM

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Lol you are a spammer.

And no, I’m not going to read a ****ing line of that.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

nobody asked you to, taco boy


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

I don’t care

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

YOU CARED ENOUGH TO POST IN HIS THREAD


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Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

Nikolos Posted:

Lol you are a spammer.

And no, I’m not going to read a ****ing line of that.

Like Spics could read…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Like Spics could read…

THEY’RE LIKE THE GERMANS OF NORTH AMERICA


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

people look at me and say that i should be sad, but i feel like i have it all, ‘cause my folks are real nice to me. they even spend more to get those chappi with acual bits of liver instead of that walmart dog food they used to. they must really love me


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

THEY’RE LIKE THE GERMANS OF NORTH AMERICA

i hate that mexico is part of north america. it makes north america too much like south america imo.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

oh my, i am so sorry

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

why are you sorry? i have it good. not like my brother. he has to sleep in the house. that must be terrible. my parents told me so. they only do it to watch over my brother. he’s not as lucky as i am. he can’t even drink dad milk, cause it makes him sick.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

my favourite time of day is when i drink my dad milk, because it’s salty and i am not allowed to eat any salt because then my stomach would dry up. i know that from my mom. dad says not to tell mom about dad milk, but its so good, i can’t help myself from talking about it. it’s way better than the chalk i would get as snacks before


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

yeah, i used to get chalk as snacks when i was good. i liked it a lot, but that was before my dad gave my my first taste of hot, tasty dad milk. i’m practically hooked on the stuff now. I hope my dad doesn’t stop lactating like my mom did when i was 6. i was very sad that day, so i went near the house to cry, and my dad, being the caring guy he is, threw me a bunch of new rocks to play with. he did throw them p hard, and some of them wound up bruising me, tho. talk about not knowing your strength, huh?


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
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[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

Nikolos Posted:

Lol you are a spammer.

And no, I’m not going to read a ****ing line of that.

Me too.


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Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

to those of you not reading this you’re really missing out on a truly touching story. it should be adapted into a screenplay imo.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

dad really doesnt know his strength. he loves me a lot so he tries to caress me but i always end up being bruised on the face and on my ribs b/c he doesn’t really know how hard to caress me. he does give me an extera helping of dad milk to make up for it when he bruises me, tho.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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horsemale reproductive organ do-
t mpeg

Avatar: 212774 2009-10-28 10:04:26 -0400
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[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Man, I feel for you.


Charlize Theron is the hottest African-American in the ****ing world. Respect.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
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Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

horsemale reproductive organ dot mpeg Posted:

Man, I feel for you.

“in the bum.”

just finishing your sentence for you.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

yeah, sometimes my dad will put his hot dog on my face and take pictures before giving me my dad milk. he says he keeps them as memories on this thing called the internet and i once saw this really old man with a nice smile who dropped by only once, gave my dad a lot of money and then gave me a helping of dad milk. his was a bit thinner than my dads but still, what a nice guy.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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spf357

Avatar: 220601 2009-12-10 16:04:45 -0500
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[Bronys]

Level 17 Hacker

Obvious piece of **** forum member is obvious...turd. I talk about male reproductive organs.

BOOT + HEAD =

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spf357 + THIS THREAD =

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STOP POSTING ****Z WHICH DOESNT FIT TO THE THREAD!!!!111one


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