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Sup What's Your Spirit Guide?

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Walt Whitman Posted:

I think I could turn and live with animals,

they’re so placid and self-contained,

I stand and look at them long and long.

They do not sweat and whine about their condition,

They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,

They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,

Not one is dissatisfied,

not one is demented with the mania of owning things,

Not one kneels to another,

nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,

Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth.


I, like Walt, have been Enlightened by my knowledge of the Beasts. They are such Benevolent, Noble things, living only in their Means and following Humble instinct— not like Man who squabbles and Rapes the Mother. As Takatoka says in his Glorious essay Animal Spirit Guides “Humankind knew if they attempted to conquer Mother Earth, they would bring great suffering upon themselves. Man knew that Nature was not ‘wild’ and hostile but was a benevolent friend. Then, by a twist of organized religious dogma, many began to think humans are the greatest and most important part of creation and they saw Nature as ‘fallen’ and sinful and returned to Mother for guidance. Man has attempted to divorce ourselves from Nature to the detriment of all creation.”

I would like to Converse with all of you who have realized your Sin, or encourage you to contemplate your Aspects.

A spirit guide is not necessarily always an animal. A spirit guide can be anything in Creation that speaks to a person through dreams, physical appearance, magnetic resonance (vibration); or by signs, symbols, words, or any other method or means of communication. A spirit guide can be clouds in the sky or the wind; it could be a horse or a caterpillar; it could be anything that speaks to the person — to the heart and soul.” – Takatoka

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Feel Free to suggest Guides for your fellows. I would like to once again prompt Shii in the direction of A Spirit:

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I would like to Confer this Spirit upon Jalapeno Bootyhole

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I think this is my spirit guide, but I am unsure

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I belive the Following image would be a great Spirit Image for Dobnits to Meditate Upon

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Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

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”The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

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these are my beloved and holy spirit guides that have been bestowed upon me.

GOLDENSAUSAGE edited this message on 12/28/2009 10:51PM

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

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BECAUSE SHE TAUGHT ME ALL
ABOUT THE SECRETS OF THE
POWER SWORD AND GRAYSKULL
ALSO SHE IS STILL HOT

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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No wait…

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Oh **** no.

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???

I don’t know WHO my spirit guide is!

Help ET fix this soon. Thanks.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

This is my spirit guide.

Mod Edit: Removed goatse

NotJoePesci was banned for this post by spacekadt

NotJoePesci edited this message on 12/29/2009 1:24AM

t_error

Avatar: 150670 2009-11-18 19:12:57 -0500

[The Airship]

Level 28 Emo Kid

So sexy she sweats Chanel no. 5

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Mod Edit: Removed goatse

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t_error edited this message on 12/29/2009 1:38AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

cute

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Adapt Posted:

cute

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

eternally immortalized in complimenting goatses, martyr style; I want that kind of romance.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

oh great and mighty oak. grant me your strength.

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

this is shii’s spirit guide, the christian god.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

do you often frequent boners.com?

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i support enviromentalism

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