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Fun Contest for 100 BP: Share your New Year's Resolution

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Grow a badbum beard

AzN PrYdE

Avatar: 222685 2009-12-11 06:20:34 -0500

Level 1 Re-Re

It's the A-Z-N fine upstanding member of society **** the rest

KingKloskowski Posted:

to get a blowjob from a hot asian chick

yo jiggaa azn grlz not here to pleasure you white man male reproductive organ o_O

azn pryde 4 lyf ****ez Log in to see images!

Lili7h

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

1. Stop accidentally appearing serious when I’m trying not to.

2. Find a better addiction than browser games.

3. Finish this code.

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

CoreyJess Posted:

We must, and will, quit smoking these evil ****ing cigarettes.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

I want to pick up more vices. Perhaps LSD or cocaine

go with the acid bro

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

1. To grow some goddamn muscle for once, or at least put on a bit of weight. I’m 5’3”, under 100 pounds, and tired of being ‘the tiny one’. I want to lift heavy things and win an arm-wrestle. But by the same token…

2. To be less aggro. Really, I’m unnecessarily mean/irritating to some people, and while they don’t take it seriously, it’s still not a nice thing to do. Log in to see images!

Saimyre

Avatar: Camouflage Top
4

Level 27 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

I resolve to reach out to my friends and family more, rather than excluding them from my life through neglect and isolating myself. They’re worth a phone call every once in a while to chat and keep up to date with what is going on.

I also resolve to be a bit more patient with my 5 year old sister. >.>

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

My new years resolution is to be meaner, more perverse and even more unpleasant to be around than last year.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I really don’t see the point in New Year resolutions. Why not just start them instead of waiting for a certain day?

Mine is to post worse.

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Skyman747 Posted:

I really don’t see the point in New Year resolutions. Why not just start them instead of waiting for a certain day?

Mine is to post worse.

That is quite literally unattainable.

iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

My resolution is to not drink as much and to smoke more weed.

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Blu3Schnauzer

Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009
18

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-
ets
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Okey dokey. Sorry the results took so long, I was stuck in a two-hour drive and an existential dilemma. But I digress…

I am actually going to award two winners because I had a hard time deciding. Rather than do the BS thing and split the prize 50/50, you will each get the full 100 BP to spend as you see fit.

The first winner is: Teh Cezar! He actually seems to have goals and self-worth, and helpfully instructed me on the proper terminology. I also enjoy perverting those dreams by providing him with BP to become addicted to this game so he flunks out. Log in to see images! No, just kidding…enjoy your BP and relentless optimism!

The second winner is: Somebody! He was one of like maybe 3 people who actually read suggested guidelines, and obviously put some effort into his entry. Plus, it made me laugh. So…for your stick figures and a chuckle, you also win 100 BP!

To the rest of you, thanks for entering. See you in Episode 3!

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Blu3Schnauzer has sent you 100 Brownie Points!

Congratulations! You were one of the winners! Enjoy the BP and catch you around episode 3.

You can use Brownie Points to Buy Stuff!

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