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Sup How to get some moneyz & scoopz~ By Shynrix

Shynrix

Avatar: 218584 2009-12-30 03:21:17 -0500
7

[Scewp Trewp]

Level 67 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

hello frenz~

My name is Shynrix and I have a tip4u

I wrestled with not telling you guys this for days, literally. I thought~ But then everyone will have these antifreeze scoops, Ill never win medals, everything will cost more cause everyone will have more money. But eventually I decided, more people will be happy!

And so, from reading over some of the other blackjack threads, some people think he cheats, some people say streaky or w/e

What Im going to tellz you, has never failed me, if done RIGHT~

first, heres the picture/guide

http://i50.tinypic.com/x5qkib.jpg

Idk if this is the best way, but i found it, and it works for me

now~ teh trick

and btw, it doesnt seem to work fantastically except on this site, other blackjack games, not so much

Bet 5000, if win, play 5000 again, if lose, play 10000

If Bet 10000, and win, play 5000, if lose, play 25000

Either way win or lose at 25000, you play 5000 after

DO NOT BREAK RULE OF STEP 3

Early on in the theorizing days I use to do this, id be like~ oh well~ theres not much chance ill lose 4 times in a row, and ill recoop some of my losses

but one time i did this 3x and said F it, im going to keep going @ 25k til i break even

I played like 75 more hands and didnt.

Just follow the plan, its been over a week going now for me and everyday im up at least 75k, usually 100k, today 200k (but i was a bit lucky with a couple double downs~) as long as I play to 10 scoops.

I’m not going to guarantee this or anything~ but its been more than 7 straight days, I’m pretty certain it works~

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

gamblebot has been spaded to death, there’s a script that does it all for you, and gambling loses you money in the long run

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

This method is really old in Black Jack, but in order to work, you had to have (theorally) an infinite amount of money. Of course, nobody has that amount of money, so in the end, you can easily lose ALL your money.

It’s mathematically not profitable.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Plus, your card is optimized for a different set of parameters than GambleBot uses. GambleBot uses a single deck, reshuffling between every deal, and doesn’t allow for split or surrender.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

good work posting like a ****ing retard though, it helps sell your awful idea.

Mod Edit: Just for the record, user was banned for a post in another thread. This one tacked onto his time. Just so you all can’t accuse me of not taking care of this while taking care of other posts in the thread.

Shynrix

Avatar: 218584 2009-12-30 03:21:17 -0500
7

[Scewp Trewp]

Level 67 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

“gamblebot has been spaded to death, there’s a script that does it all for you, and gambling loses you money in the long run”

Mayhaps I shared this idea differently than it is being understood~

I’m not saying it’s a superior plan for normal casino everyday every site ever EVER blackjack. Im saying it works here, and having tested it elsewhere, and finding out it DOESNT work (usually) I am led to believe mayhaps its not luck or superior strategy, but some strange way it works with gamblebot.

Call it a bug instead of a strategy, and one worth trying, since it is working quite well for me.

“This method is really old in Black Jack, but in order to work, you had to have (theorally) an infinite amount of money. Of course, nobody has that amount of money, so in the end, you can easily lose ALL your money.”

Yea if you’re a fabulous person that didn’t read all the way. You don’t double ALWAYS, you stop at 25,000. Sometimes that means you lose 40,000 flezz, but that is seldom. I do not believe you can lose ALL your money playing this way, with this guide. Well if you did that means you’d take your something close to 49% chance to win @ blackjack, and lose every 10,000 & 25,000 hand for a long time to NOT get your 10 scoops first…or have little money. I started this idea with 200,000 flezz and i went broke once, but that was not following rule 3, and continuing with 25,000.

It may not be mathematically profitable, but its triedLog in to see images!sted profitable for me. Try it for yourself, You really wont lose that much even if I’m terribly wrong.

“Plus, your card is optimized for a different set of parameters than GambleBot uses. GambleBot uses a single deck, reshuffling between every deal, and doesn’t allow for split or surrender.”

I concur with this bumessment, the split & surrender thing. BUT IT STILL WORKS~ just follow the rules as if you couldnt split, you have two eights? well play like you have 16. It is not rocket science.

“good work posting like a ****ing retard though, it helps sell your awful idea.”

It doesn’t gain me any money, so I guess I don’t want to sell it to any fabulous persons, just people who are struggling not losing money on the scoops everyday and are willing to try anything. I am somewhat certain no one in this thread is one of them. True story~

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Shynrix Posted:

Mayhaps

Stop ****ing posting.

Also don’t call people fabulous persons in CD this is carebearland where you have to be nice. I’ll let you off with a warning this time don’t let it happen again you tremendous piece of ****.

Shynrix

Avatar: 218584 2009-12-30 03:21:17 -0500
7

[Scewp Trewp]

Level 67 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

He’s only being called a fabulous person if he didn’t read all the way, fabulous person.

Mod Edit: User warned – not banned despite the big red message.

Shynrix was banned for this post by spacekadt

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2011-09-21 18:58:49 -0400
13

[Nuclear Controvers-
y Fallout Shelter
]

Level 35 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Shynrix Posted:

He’s only being called a fabulous person if he didn’t read all the way, fabulous person.

whoa

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Shynrix Posted:

He’s only being called a fabulous person if he didn’t read all the way, fabulous person.

Damn, man. That was mean.

Shynrix

Avatar: 218584 2009-12-30 03:21:17 -0500
7

[Scewp Trewp]

Level 67 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Can I get a tier-by-tier depiction of insults here~

In my history I know of no place where fabulous person is > tremendous piece of ****~

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Shynrix Posted:

Can I get a tier-by-tier depiction of insults here~

In my history I know of no place where fabulous person is > tremendous piece of ****~

Sure, top down it’s

****head
Fruit ****er
****er
fabulous person
dobnits
fine upstanding member of society
Nazi
Pedophile
fine upstanding member of society
Polock
bummunch
male reproductive organlick
woman's genitals
male reproductive organsuck
male reproductive organ
bumkiss
bum
****whore
****
whore
bummuch
nancypants
tremendous piece of ****
piece of ****
miniature piece of ****
half-brain
doodyhead
doodypants
smelly
joe
wanker

Shii edited this message on 12/27/2009 11:08PM

Shynrix

Avatar: 218584 2009-12-30 03:21:17 -0500
7

[Scewp Trewp]

Level 67 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

That list is void

it doesn’t have retard

let alone

****ing retard

Sir William -
H Verbosity -
III

Avatar: 215759 2009-11-02 19:30:46 -0500
12

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Troll

Pip pop, cheerio, and all that jazz.

I do say! I believe wanker deserves a higher place of rank! My comrades find the insult QUITE offensive!

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