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Debate Would you have survived this?

iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

These were written for the pilgrams by the first established government in Mbumachusetts in the year 1641 (Capital Laws)

1.If any man after legal conviction shall have or worship any other god, but the lord god, he shall be put to death. 1 97

2.If any man or woman be a witch, (that is hath con consulteth with a familiar spirit,) they shall be put to death. 2 98

3.If any person shall Blaspheme the name of god, the father, Son or Holy Ghost, with direct, express, presumptuous or high handed blasphemy, or shall curse god in the like manner, he shall be put to death. 3 99

4.If any person commit any willful murder, which is manslaughter, committed upon premeditated malice, hatred, or Cruelty, not in a mans necessary and just defence, nor by mere casualty against his will, he shall be put to death. 4 100

5.If any person slayeth an other suddenly in his anger or Cruelty of pbumion, he shall be put to death. 5 101

6.If any person shall slay an other through guile, either by poisoning or other such devilish practice, he shall be put to death. 6 102

7.If any man or woman shall lie with any beast or bruit creature by Carnal Copulation, They shall surely be put to death. And the beast shall be slain, and buried and not eaten. 7 103

8.If any man lyeth with mankind as he lyeth with a woman, both of them have committed abdomination, they both shall surely be put to death. 8 104

9.If any person committed Adultery with a married or espoused wife, the Adulterer and Adulteress shall surely be put to death. 9 105

10.If any man stealth a man or mankind, he shall surely be put to death. 10 106

11.If any man rise up by false witness, wittingly and of purpose to take away any man’s life, he shall be put to death. 11 107

12.If any man shall conspire and attempt any invasion, insurrection, or public rebellion against our commonwealth, or shall endeavor to surprise any Town or Towns, fort or forts therein, or shall treacherously and perfidiously attempt the alteration and subversion of our frame of polity or Government fundamentally, he shall be put to death. 108


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

No.


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zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

how do you “stealth a man”


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SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 25677 Tue Mar 31 17:59:16 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

purchace championchips

YUP SINCE ID HAVE JUST KILLED ANY **** THAT TRIED TO IMPOSE THAT **** ON ME BRO


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Didn’t I just survive it?


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iDavid

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15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

zigzagoon Posted:

how do you “stealth a man”

Deceive

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To lead into error; to cause to believe what is false, or disbelieve what is true; to impose upon; to mislead; to cheat; to disappoint; to delude; to insnare.

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To beguile; to amuse, so as to divert the attention; to while away; to take away as if by deception.

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To deprive by fraud or stealth; to defraud.


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zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

stealth and deceive are not the same word

they are different words


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Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Too long, I will wait to the film

iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

zigzagoon Posted:

stealth and deceive are not the same word

they are different words

Well, go back to to the seventeenth century and tell them.

Gay and happy arnt the same words either but apearantly it was okay to be gay aslong as you didnt have sexual relations with a member of the same sex.


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man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

iDavid Posted:

1.If any man after legal conviction shall have or worship any other god, but the lord god, he shall be put to death.

3.If any person shall Blaspheme the name of god, the father, Son or Holy Ghost, with direct, express, presumptuous or high handed blasphemy, or shall curse god in the like manner, he shall be put to death.

These are the only two I’d be in any danger from. But technically speaking I don’t believe in any other god, and so long as they’re not counting “god damn it” for number 3…

Unless they count “I do not believe in god” as a blasphemy… which they probably would, so I’d just have to keep that quiet.

I think I’m fairly safe from the laws against witchcraft, murder, bestiality, homosexuality, theft, adultery, “stealth”, perjury and treason.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Yes, I would have.

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t actually want to have sex with animals.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

iDavid

Avatar: Server Hacker
15

[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
arts
]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

Shii Posted:

Yes, I would have.

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t actually want to have sex with animals.

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You would have been burned at the stake for your sig.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

iDavid Posted:

You would have been burned at the stake for your sig.

It’s not blasphemous. It just highlights the dual nature of man constantly at war within us. The flesh desires what is not of the spirit.

Nice try though.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

it was pretty boring to read, but i survived.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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iDavid

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[Rap dog and the mu-
lti colored bean f-
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]

Level 69 Hacker

very special beyond belief

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

it was pretty boring to read, but i survived.

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

iDavid Posted:

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fixed that for you


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I think the bigger question in most of these is would you have survived the back-breaking labor necessary for survival in the tough, infrastructure-free environment where these english peasants now lived.

Seriously, the number of colonists the english initially sent over dwarfs the number that actually survived.


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