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Rage From h0g: An open letter to CZ

bumtroNAUGHTy

Avatar: Smiling Woman
15

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Dear Crotch Zombie,

As you know, I was recently banned for posting a singular image of a small portion of a sTalk conversation that I wrote. As stated in tandem with my posting of said image, I hereby revoke permission for you to publish ANY of my work, written, or otherwise, for Forumwarz Episode 3.

As the author of said work, I hold the exclusive copyright to this work. If any of my work is published on your site, in part or in whole, I will pursue legal action against your company. I would hate for it to come to this but you’re forcing my hand.

I know I may have stepped over one of your seemingly infinite list of invisible boundaries that crop up as they you like, but I think you should rethink your bull**** strategy for rule creation enforcement. I mean really, when you get down to it I am just as important to your game and community as you are. IF NOT MORESO. Let’s take a poll, how many people like me, vs. how many people like you. In fact, let’s jump right to the results. I win by a landslide, even when you combine all of your scores.

**** all of you. I thought I could make a difference on your ****ty game by making it something people might actually enjoy. But when I try to share some of that, to show people HOW GREAT WE (NOT YOU fabulous personS) MADE IT, which would BOOST SALES AND PREORDERS BECAUSE OF AN INSTILLED CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CUSTOMERS, I get permanently BANNED? **** that.

Again, in short, use any of my work, and I’ll see you in court.

Also, you can all choke on my ****ing male reproductive organ.

Love,

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

lol’d

e: forgot to applaud.

*applauds*

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 12/08/2009 10:43PM

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
68

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Beautiful.


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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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serious topic, move to CD


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

serious topic, move to CD

this.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Shouldn’t JB have gotten you guys to sign an agreement that everything you came up with became property of Crotch Zombie? If not, then I suggest one of you guys contact merc.

tl;dr

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

lol’d

Skyman747 edited this message on 12/08/2009 10:45PM

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

serious topic, move to CD

why hasn’t this happened yet?


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

bumtroNAUGHTy

Avatar: Smiling Woman
15

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

serious topic, move to CD

It’s at h0g’s request that it’s here:

[19:34] <h0g> post in GRP so that people can troll it ok?

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

bumtroNAUGHTy Posted:

It’s at h0g’s request that it’s here:

[19:34] <h0g> post in GRP so that people can troll it ok?

oh ok.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

what the **** is going on


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Green porno!

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Fortunato Posted:

what the **** is going on

h0g’s gunna sue Michael Drach.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

does anybody actually think h0g is going to stay banned

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i am still unsure what to make of this.


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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

He already signed away his right to his work.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Zagreus Posted:

does anybody actually think h0g is going to stay banned

no


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Raepdog Posted:

He already signed away his right to his work.

shhhhhh, let him find that out after he has hired an attorney and flown to Toronto.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Skyman747 Posted:

Shouldn’t JB have gotten you guys to sign an agreement that everything you came up with became property of Crotch Zombie? If not, then I suggest one of you guys contact merc.

tl;dr

When I did EP2 I never got to sign such an agreement, yet my name still lies on the art department page on the credits.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

just talked to him:

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also hog says will ‘you quote Raepdog for me and say “h0g says posting my supposed initials on a private forum hosted in another country is hardly what i call “legally binding contract””’

Second edit: h0g was dissatisfied with how scratched out his name was. This is between him and CZ not everyone on the internet.

Fortunato edited this message on 12/08/2009 11:21PM

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Green porno!

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Fortunato Posted:

just talked to him:

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also hog says will ‘you quote Raepdog for me and say “h0g says posting my supposed initials on a private forum hosted in another country is hardly what i call “legally binding contract””’

tell h0g i love him and that i hope me and him can still talk even though hes banned for a while even though they will unban him and he[‘ll be like **** those mofos and reveal the plot but still hes awesome

Langston Jones edited this message on 12/08/2009 11:16PM

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Woah, why is everyone editing out this picture?

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Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

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