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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire


tn5421

Avatar: Code (Green)
10

[Clan xDRx]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Cali

Avatar: 212574 2010-02-16 13:55:30 -0500
10

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY


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Parlok

Avatar: 218776 2010-02-19 11:12:33 -0500
6

Level 69 Troll

Shepard of the Flock

so i tried pressing ctrl v but nothing happened is my comp broken help


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

14,192,487


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Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Tabitha Gnillort


xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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GGG_Ace

Avatar: Baby Typing
8

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

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donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

There once were three kids who lived in the same town. Despite numerous child-labor laws, all of the children worked at different locations in the local mall. Mike worked at a smoothie place, Sonny worked at a coffee shop, and Nina ran an ice cream stand. Mike, Sonny, and Nina didn’t really have any personal problems with each other despite the fact that they were, in a way, competition (Nina wasn’t really considered a competitor by Mike and Sonny, since ice cream is a totally different type of product. Because of this, they didn’t mind that she got the largest number of customers out of the three).

For some reason, there were some people who only liked going to the coffee shop, and there were some people who only liked going to the smoothie place. There were a metric bumload of old people and little kids who loved going to the ice cream stand, and a lot of them just enjoyed sticking to their ice cream as well.

There were plenty of people who loved coffee, smoothies, and ice cream, and these people tended to be quiet, kind folk. On the other hand, the people who only liked one of the three were oftentimes a big problem for everyone at the mall. There’s nothing wrong with only liking coffee, but for some reason, every time a new type of smoothie came out over at Mike’s place, many of the coffee fans from Sonny’s shop would go and stand in the middle of the mall and yell and scream at the top of their lungs about how the new smoothie wasn’t as good as their favorite type of new coffee. Sometimes they even went into the smoothie shop itself and harbumed the customers while they were enjoying their smoothies!

The smoothie lovers were not without fault either. While many of them didn’t really care about what was at the coffee shop, plenty harbumed the coffee lovers, both for no reason and in retaliation to the constant yelling from the obnoxious coffee fanboys.

“YOUR COFFEE COSTS TOO MUCH!” the smoothie fans would scream.

“YOUR SMOOTHIES GETS OVERHEATED AND MELTS!” accused the coffee fans.

“Hey guys, wanna go play Boom Blox?” the ice cream fans would invite.

“YOU’RE NOT A REAL FOOD!” hollered both the coffee fans and smoothie lovers.

This led all three of the groups of customers to hate each other with a burning pbumion, despite there being no reason that they couldn’t either enjoy all three types of delicious foods, or just quietly enjoy the one or two snacks of their preference.

Some journalists decided to give coverage to the respective shops, and their jobs were made ridiculously difficult by the constant accusations of “teh bias” by low-I.Q. coffee, smoothie, and ice cream fanboys. If a journalists really loved a new type of coffee and wrote about it, the smoothie fans accused the journalist of hating smoothies, despite the fact that such accusations are based upon obvious logical fallacies. When a new smoothie came out and received favorable reviews from journalists, the sad little coffee fanboys would cling to their differing flavors and brands of coffee and scream that Mike had to be bribing the journalists.

All of the fanboys ruined the experience for everyone in the mall, and all the sane people wished that they’d just shut up about who was better. Even Sonny, Mike, and Nina were bothered by the idiocy. Those people needed to shut up, but they never did. Finally, they all got what they deserved and they got hit by a meteor. Then everyone else could enjoy their snacks in peace.

THE END


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XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

“When the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back in the same box”


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

var switchToTarget : Transform;
function Update () {
if (Input.GetbumonDown("Jump"))
GetComponent(Follow).target = switchToTarget;
}

King Krimson edited this message on 03/05/2010 6:20PM

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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

donbee Posted:

There once were three kids who lived in the same town. Despite numerous child-labor laws, all of the children worked at different locations in the local mall. Mike worked at a smoothie place, Sonny worked at a coffee shop, and Nina ran an ice cream stand. Mike, Sonny, and Nina didn’t really have any personal problems with each other despite the fact that they were, in a way, competition (Nina wasn’t really considered a competitor by Mike and Sonny, since ice cream is a totally different type of product. Because of this, they didn’t mind that she got the largest number of customers out of the three).

For some reason, there were some people who only liked going to the coffee shop, and there were some people who only liked going to the smoothie place. There were a metric bumload of old people and little kids who loved going to the ice cream stand, and a lot of them just enjoyed sticking to their ice cream as well.

There were plenty of people who loved coffee, smoothies, and ice cream, and these people tended to be quiet, kind folk. On the other hand, the people who only liked one of the three were oftentimes a big problem for everyone at the mall. There’s nothing wrong with only liking coffee, but for some reason, every time a new type of smoothie came out over at Mike’s place, many of the coffee fans from Sonny’s shop would go and stand in the middle of the mall and yell and scream at the top of their lungs about how the new smoothie wasn’t as good as their favorite type of new coffee. Sometimes they even went into the smoothie shop itself and harbumed the customers while they were enjoying their smoothies!

The smoothie lovers were not without fault either. While many of them didn’t really care about what was at the coffee shop, plenty harbumed the coffee lovers, both for no reason and in retaliation to the constant yelling from the obnoxious coffee fanboys.

“YOUR COFFEE COSTS TOO MUCH!” the smoothie fans would scream.

“YOUR SMOOTHIES GETS OVERHEATED AND MELTS!” accused the coffee fans.

“Hey guys, wanna go play Boom Blox?” the ice cream fans would invite.

“YOU’RE NOT A REAL FOOD!” hollered both the coffee fans and smoothie lovers.

This led all three of the groups of customers to hate each other with a burning pbumion, despite there being no reason that they couldn’t either enjoy all three types of delicious foods, or just quietly enjoy the one or two snacks of their preference.

Some journalists decided to give coverage to the respective shops, and their jobs were made ridiculously difficult by the constant accusations of “teh bias” by low-I.Q. coffee, smoothie, and ice cream fanboys. If a journalists really loved a new type of coffee and wrote about it, the smoothie fans accused the journalist of hating smoothies, despite the fact that such accusations are based upon obvious logical fallacies. When a new smoothie came out and received favorable reviews from journalists, the sad little coffee fanboys would cling to their differing flavors and brands of coffee and scream that Mike had to be bribing the journalists.

All of the fanboys ruined the experience for everyone in the mall, and all the sane people wished that they’d just shut up about who was better. Even Sonny, Mike, and Nina were bothered by the idiocy. Those people needed to shut up, but they never did. Finally, they all got what they deserved and they got hit by a meteor. Then everyone else could enjoy their snacks in peace.

THE END

Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves

Did tidal waves of coffee, Smoothie! Why did the ice cream never melt? iT WAS SUPPOSED TO MELD!!!11!!


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Pandabrother

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I Be Stuck To You,

Like Glue Baby,

Wanna Spend It All On You,

Baby,

My Room Is The G Spot,

Call Me Mr. Flintstone,

I Can Make Your Bed Rock


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GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Solipsism


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iostiogic

Avatar: 217288 2010-01-07 16:23:48 -0500
15

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Received tubmail from spacekadt. 7:25PM


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Phanto

Avatar: 159411 2009-11-14 17:42:21 -0500
13

Level 67 Troll

oh god why

hermit crabs

Phanto edited this message on 03/11/2010 8:01PM
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