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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Hint:Rudy galliani is VERY EVIL, turkey hoarder is just evil.

That being said, I suppose you did Rudy galliani again.

Edit. herp, alt fail.


I know how to get all the peens

Turkey Hoarder: Choose “I can’t help you, sorry.”, then throw away the turkey
Rudy Giuliani: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then refuse to part with it
Luke 10:30: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then give her the turkey

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

quangntenemy Posted:

I know how to get all the peens

Turkey Hoarder: Choose “I can’t help you, sorry.”, then throw away the turkey
Rudy Giuliani: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then refuse to part with it
Luke 10:30: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then give her the turkey


that’s why you didn’t get your new peenlol

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

quangntenemy Posted:

I know how to get all the peens

Turkey Hoarder: Choose “I can’t help you, sorry.”, then throw away the turkey
Rudy Giuliani: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then refuse to part with it
Luke 10:30: Choose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers”, then give her the turkey


I’m pretty goddamn certain that I chose “No offense…”, then refused to part with it, and I got Turkey Hoarder

Sure the two non-turkey-giving ones aren’t the other way around?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

man-man Posted:

I’m pretty goddamn certain that I chose “No offense…”, then refused to part with it, and I got Turkey Hoarder

Sure the two non-turkey-giving ones aren’t the other way around?


you’re right, quang’s wrong

he’s got hoarder and rudy backwards

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

spacekadt Posted:

you’re right, quang’s wrong

he’s got hoarder and rudy backwards

so he got rudy twice lol.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I didn’t get anything halp et fix this ssoon thx Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

spacekadt Posted:

you’re right, quang’s wrong

he’s got hoarder and rudy backwards

I’m pretty sure I followed this post and got the Rudy peen last time http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/391942 so either Trout changed it or it’s a bug

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

or maybe bumhurt was wrong too.

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

quangntenemy Posted:

It’s still working Log in to see images!

Damn you and your exploiting. Why won’t you tell me.

Another thing. It’s kinda funny that “starving 2 death” has a profile.

http://www.forumwarz.com/conversations/profile/1970255

How can he afford a computer and an internet connection? lol Log in to see images!

BritishSevenfold edited this message on 12/01/2009 9:27PM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

quangntenemy Posted:

I’m pretty sure I followed this post and got the Rudy peen last time http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/391942 so either Trout changed it or it’s a bug


You realize that “Turkey Hoarder” refers to the meaning of hoarding – refusing to give something up? If you still possess it, you hoarded it. If you got rid of it, either by giving it to her or throwing it in the fire, you did not hoard the turkey.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

spacekadt Posted:

you’re right, quang’s wrong

he’s got hoarder and rudy backwards


Umm… No?

I chose I can’t help you, sorry and got Hoarder.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I got Turkey Hoarder.

BritishSevenfold Posted:

Damn you and your exploiting. Why won’t you tell me.

Another thing. It’s kinda funny that “starving 2 death” has a profile.

http://www.forumwarz.com/conversations/profile/1970255

How can he afford a computer and an internet connection? lol Log in to see images!

its she.

and the internet is free at the public library.

and **** you to everyone who kept their turkeys instead of feeding me. you should all be in my position some day.

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

I got a rock.

Log in to see images!

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I saved the conversation in a text file so that I would know what I did. I chose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers!” and “No way! I’ll never part with that!” and got Turkey Hoarder. My alignment was “good” and didn’t change after the conversation.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… No?

I chose I can’t help you, sorry and got Hoarder.


It’s not the exact choices up front as much as what you do with the turkey. His final actions were reversed.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

plk Posted:

I saved the conversation in a text file so that I would know what I did. I chose “No offense, but beggars can’t be choosers!” and “No way! I’ll never part with that!” and got Turkey Hoarder. My alignment was “good” and didn’t change after the conversation.

Dammit, something’s screwy.

I picked “I can’t help you with that” and got Turkey Hoarder. Alignment Neutral.

ET, if you’re still following this, can you confirm/deny suspicions that alignment has a part in which peen you get? Or that the options tree DOES allow for the same peen for different paths?

Spacey, I didn’t get any options after that one. The conversation just played out. I think…

MC Banhammer edited this message on 12/02/2009 12:34AM

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

BritishSevenfold Posted:

Damn you and your exploiting. Why won’t you tell me.

Another thing. It’s kinda funny that “starving 2 death” has a profile.

http://www.forumwarz.com/conversations/profile/1970255

How can he afford a computer and an internet connection? lol Log in to see images!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/738816




P.S.- Did the ‘No offense..’ path and got Rudy Guliani.

SuperSonic edited this message on 12/02/2009 12:54AM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

MC Banhammer Posted:

ET, if you’re still following this, can you confirm/deny suspicions that alignment has a part in which peen you get? Or that the options tree DOES allow for the same peen for different paths?


I could SWEAR he did last year, but now I can’t find anything on it. Not that I looked terribly hard. But I’m pretty sure he mentioned that certain peens wouldn’t even be an option depending on your alignment.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Spacey, I didn’t get any options after that one. The conversation just played out. I think…


Same for me when I played through on Trolly McTrollerson. The char is evil and after picking “I can’t help you” (or whatever wording), it played through and my turkey ended up in the fire and it got the Rudy peen.

I don’t remember the exact path I took with spacey last year but I know I kept my turkey… it’s been in my inventory for a year now and I got hoarder.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Yes alignment has always played a part in this quest.

If you are evil, you cannot hoard the turkey, it is automatically destroyed..
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