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Flezz New Turkey

Manacute

Avatar: 82731 2015-07-10 17:10:23 -0400
24

[odd modern]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

A new turkey is in the PPWN shop.

It’s a quest item.

Does anyone know what it does?

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

I don’t know! buy it, quick! do it!

valka

Avatar: 207845 2010-01-28 14:50:06 -0500
11

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

I have no idea plus is expensive for me. Log in to see images!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im sure a few people know.

it means im hungry again. please help me. you have to help me.

Manacute

Avatar: 82731 2015-07-10 17:10:23 -0400
24

[odd modern]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

don’t have episode 2 and i have only 289,000 Log in to see images!.

Log in to see images!

Manacute

Avatar: 82731 2015-07-10 17:10:23 -0400
24

[odd modern]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

of course!

the turkey.

now, who can afford that?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

It means if you type “turkey” into the Wiki – or even Flambate Search – you’ll find info on the first page of results.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Manacute Posted:

of course!

the turkey.

now, who can afford that?

Mostly everyone.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fran Posted:

Mostly everyone.

The top 695 people on the Flezz leaderboard as of last night.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

i forgot to spend visits this month to get flezz for the damn thing, oh well.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Does the turkey work twice? I would buy it if it did.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im pretty sure it does.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Bandaney Posted:

Does the turkey work twice? I would buy it if it did.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/393181

I plan to hold ET to that…

FunJelly8

Avatar: 178195 2009-10-20 15:57:25 -0400
17

[pizza party]

Level 66 Troll

Raffles, forever and ever and ever and ever :swoon:

i bought two turkeys (thinking im smart) so i can obtain two peens. does this work? if not friday, will it work at christmas? (since its said people can do the challenge then again)

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

There are three possible peens for a yes/no decision? What’s the Rudy Giuliani one for?

Also if only one peen requires that you give her the turkey, surely you can get them all with just one turkey – just hold onto the turkey to get the peen for refusing, then give her the turkey on a second run. Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

man-man Posted:

There are three possible peens for a yes/no decision? What’s the Rudy Giuliani one for?

Also if only one peen requires that you give her the turkey, surely you can get them all with just one turkey – just hold onto the turkey to get the peen for refusing, then give her the turkey on a second run. Log in to see images!

she goes offline after the first one.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I hope I can get 2 peens at the same time this time Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

spacekadt Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/393181

I plan to hold ET to that…

I checked my code before deploying the quest again — It seems to allow you to get a peen if you haven’t within one month. I’ll make sure it works fairly!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

AUGH IM 1M SHORT…

ah well…

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 11/25/2009 8:14PM
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