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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

I remember trying to sneak attack a guy on a skidoo during a war, which would have worked if I had had a gun. T’was an awesome plan that involved hiding in a snow trench and sneaking behind him… Instead I was caught and brought to a house where one of my good friends was hanging out. Turns out one of his friends has just done home surgery to remove his testicles to get rid of some sort of medical problem.

So I remember spraying things with a hose in some sort of aqueduct in the living room as they were setting up a buffet and running into a nun before going online to hunt down pics of chicks taking showers for Vageena Davis.

But actually that last part sounds pretty good, so let’s do that!

And while you’re at it you could always post them over here at the same time for a chance to win some BP.

Believe it or not this request was requested after detailing my dream so it’s not just a shameless plug…


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i dreamed i died and it rules b/c i didn’t have to read Your Posting


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i had a dream that black people would have the same rights as white people.

it was a nightmare


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I had a dream that Mike Drach was providing shelter to all the homeless people that lost their jobs due to the economy. I woke up and found that my dream came true.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Tesfan Posted:

i dreamed i died and it rules b/c i didn’t have to read Your Posting

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[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Skyman747 Posted:

I had a dream that Mike Drach was providing shelter to all the homeless people that lost their jobs due to the economy. I woke up and found that my dream came true.

And then he pleasures the homeless?


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