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jebus christ

Avatar: 133153 Mon Apr 13 18:35:48 -0400 2009
2

[WeChall]

Level 45 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

So a man walks into a bar

He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

It must be hard to have alcohol for a father/husband.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:01AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

A chicken walks up to a duck, standing by the side of a road.

He says: “Don’t cross that, you’ll never hear the end of it.”

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR, ONE OF THEM IS JUST A LITTLE BIT STUPID AND THE WHOLE SCENE UNFOLDS WITH TEDIOUS INEVITIBILITY.

Log in to see images! Johnald The Robot edited this message on 03/31/2011 6:20PM

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 5:58AM

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

a man walks to a priest and then he says your an alcohol destroying my family.

BONGO FURY

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re
1

Level 21 Re-Re

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar, but there’s no rabbi and no shaman, and it’s actually my 8th birthday, and the priest is molesting me.

And the priest is my dad and he’s not a priest.

My dad molested me.

A lot.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

So this dog walks up to this duck. The duck looks at the dog, and the dog looks at the duck, and says Arf arf arf!. And the duck flies away in fear..

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

What wears its house on its back?

A homeless person.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

What th—? How many people do you know named Banana? Open the ****ing door already!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

why did the chicken cross the road
because chickens walk wherever the **** they want

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

The Holocaust

Crinkz was banned for this post by Nicco

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

How do you get down off a duck?
shaved duck

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

a dog walks to a cat and then he chases the cat off

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
ELEPHANT TIME!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Knock Knock.

“Who’s there?”

Roger!

“Roger who?”

There are actually no funny knock knock jokes. Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

what did the pot say to the tomato

nothing pots dont talk

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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