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Smile ITT Logical Joke Killers

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

A sniper walks into a bar
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

A man walks into a bar. He should really watch where he’s going. Log in to see images!

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

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Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

Aggh Even More One Liners:

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a darn.

Visualizing? I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I?... Flypaper for freaks!

And your cry-baby whiny-bum opinion would be…?

Do I look like a people person?

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER – my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Crinkz Posted:

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Just as long as you’re paying a licence fee.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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A guy walked into a bar
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Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Shii Posted:

Knock Knock.

Come in.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

In the present day, knock knock jokes are but a reminder of a dismal past.

It should really be ‘bzzzt bzzzt’ jokes, for when you’re ringing the doorbell.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
he had a severe case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Log in to see images!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office?
The woman who bought the cookie worked at that office Log in to see images!

What’s black and white and red all over
A zebra who recently met a lion

Why was 6 afraid of 7
Thats just stupid. Numbers don’t have feelings.

LeCru

Avatar: Donkey
3

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

two peanuts walk into a bar.

one was a salted.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.

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