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|ITT Logical Joke Killers|
A sniper walks into a bar
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 4:54AM||View Crinkz's Profile | #|
A man walks into a bar. He should really watch where he’s going. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:13AM||View Johnny Mac's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:14AM||View Crinkz's Profile | #|
I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:19AM||View Crinkz's Profile | #|
Aggh Even More One Liners:
I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of crap.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a darn.
Visualizing? I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What am I?... Flypaper for freaks!
And your cry-baby whiny-bum opinion would be…?
Do I look like a people person?
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER – my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:20AM||View Crinkz's Profile | #|
Just as long as you’re paying a licence fee.
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:25AM||View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | #|
A guy walked into a bar
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|Posted On: 11/04/2009 5:50AM||View Indiana Jonas's Profile | #|
Shii Posted:Come in.
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 8:52AM||View Potilas's Profile | #|
In the present day, knock knock jokes are but a reminder of a dismal past.
It should really be ‘bzzzt bzzzt’ jokes, for when you’re ringing the doorbell.
|Posted On: 11/04/2009 9:28AM||View Drakodan's Profile | #|
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
he had a severe case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Log in to see images!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor’s office?
The woman who bought the cookie worked at that office Log in to see images!
What’s black and white and red all over
A zebra who recently met a lion
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Thats just stupid. Numbers don’t have feelings.
|Posted On: 11/05/2009 8:25AM||View dobnits's Profile | #|
two peanuts walk into a bar.
one was a salted.
|Posted On: 11/05/2009 9:56AM||View LeCru's Profile | #|
Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.
|Posted On: 11/05/2009 10:27AM||View Sneaky27's Profile | #|