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War has been declared on Forumwarz! It is time to choose your side and state your terms. | |||||||
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Forgot a four letter spoiler directly after the first paragraph. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 12:14AM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Artifactor Posted:
I am willing to lower the stakes to a 1 year ban. This is as lenient as I’m going to get so I’d take it before I change my mind and demand a permaban again. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 12:21AM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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THE TERMS I’m sick of waiting around for Arty to take his dress off and sit down to terms so I am deciding everything for him. I’m sure the UN will recognize that I have given him every opportunity to voice his desires and that his lack of response can be seen as a lack of care.
THE WAR: -Will be waged in IDC and the GRP forums, as to not **** up anyplace that CZ cares about (no thanks necessary guys) -each thread where I engage Arty or his backers (or vice versa) will be considered a “battlefield”. There is no limit to how many battles may be ongoing at once. A thread is “won” when one side forces the other to either admit defeat or fall back to standard boring defenses (puppetmaster, “no u”, “im laughing cuz you suck”, “yawn”, or any other comeback that involves no thought or skill). -The “war” will be won when impartial judges (lookin at you mods) decide that the tide of war has shifted far enough in one persons favor to exclude the possibility of a comeback, i.e. “total defeat”. IF HOBART WINS: -Artifactor is banned for a year. -Every poster that posted to back Artifactor will be forced to post Goatse in a CD thread within one week of Artifactors ban -WHEN ARTIFACTOR COMES BACK he will be forced to post “I’m a little ****” at least once a week for 3 months or be banned for another year. -Someone from Artifactors side must send Hobart a bp so that he may change his name to “Hobart Bliggity – Destroyer of Idiots”
IF ARTIFACTOR WINS (lol) -Hobart Bliggity will be permabanned -The 10 posters that comprised Hobart’s forces will be forced to post goatse in a CD rules thread -WHEN THOSE POSTERS COME BACK FROM THEIR BANS, they will be forced to join WeChall or TAM for 1 month. -BEFORE HOBART IS BANNED, he will send Artifactor 1 bp so that Arty might change his name to “Artifactor – Slayer of Gods.”
IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS simply quote this post and say “I agree”
War will begin once I get my forces straight.
ILU, Hobart |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 12:34AM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hobart Bliggity Posted:
If you keep this as one of the terms then I will predict that every battlefield will be a dead loss for both sides.
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 12:44AM | View Greasy Joe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hobbart, the people love you. You’re the benign little prankster who can always be counted on as simple and direct. People like you because don’t have to worry about you going over there heads or saying something that confuses them; you represent the champion of the common user base. You just kind of run around FWZ with your crazy everyday troll antics, like Homer Simpson or Al Bundy and that right really identifies with the average Forumwarz Joe, you know. I love that, and I love you.
But there is no impartiality. You know even the mods would prefer you over him. A new guy over you? You been here for years. It would seem if you were so confident in yourself you’d come up with some kind of level playing field. You’re not really under the bumumption you’re no more challenging him, than you are challenging a man with a knife to a gun fight are you?
Why don’t you entice him to something nobody can say isn’t a level playing field. Think hard and come up with something. That way when you win, you can really win, and nobody will be able to discount it. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 1:09AM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Celerysteve Posted:
If you read my posts, I’m basically challenging all of TAM and WeChall myself, and if I somehow lose, I’ll get permabanned. The worst that can happen to not me is a year ban for Arty and a few weeks for literaly everyone else in TAM/wechall. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 3:26AM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Artifactor Posted:
I will fight by your side in this mighty war, Artifactor, together, we will get that vandal hobart banned. But of course, such a treat can not be accomplished without heroes taking great risks.
Artifactor, you must stand up against hobart and risk a permaban. It’s our only chance to succed in this. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 8:32AM | View Robok's Profile | # | ||||||
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there should be epeens, one for the winner, and one for the loser |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 2:40PM | View Artifactor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Artifactor Posted:
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 2:48PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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it’s pretty clear to me that artwhateevershisname is chickening out. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 2:48PM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
Celerysteve Posted:
/agree in fact if Artifactor accepts the war I would think that he deserves the pema-ban any moron can see that the battle is so clearly one sided, so one sided in fact if Hobart where to win it would be like a UFC fighter beating the **** out of a small very special child. Their is no challenge in this and everyone knows it |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 2:52PM | View aksealman's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! Crotch Zombie extortion plot revealed or terrible poster confirmed? YOU DECIDE ps lamo Indiana Jonas edited this message on 10/29/2009 3:42PM |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 3:41PM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hobart Bliggity Posted: Might of been a illegal alt, but CZ ARE SCAM ARTISTS! |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 3:45PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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p.s. paying to make your illegal multis legal is for ****es http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Hobart%20B1ggity http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/H0bart%20Bliggity http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/Hobart%20BIiggity http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/wazoooo
RIP WAZOOOO |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 3:48PM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hobart Bliggity Posted: First rule of tubmail, there is no tubmail. |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 3:50PM | View Essex-Tacy's Profile | # | ||||||
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bahahahahahahahahaha |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 4:03PM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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if i pay to be wazooooo can i keep your illegal multi hobart? |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 4:06PM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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ChilePepino Posted:
NO |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 4:10PM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 4:14PM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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The comedy is the only thing keeping this thread from being really, really sad. I think this war has become a comical border skirmish. Has anyone seen Chevy Chase or Dan Akroyd? |
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Posted On: 10/29/2009 6:20PM | View CoreyJess's Profile | # | ||||||
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