Daniel Plainview Posted:

Ummm, seeing as how this Artifactor or whatever he’s called appeared out of nowhere I’m gonna go ahead and guess he’s your alt, and this whole war is just more attention-whoring on your part.

Request thread be moved to GRP or CoS.

no, i am not his alt. i am my own alt

I’m neutral on this but I’m also very sure Hobart’s bum will be kicked.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

I’m going to play Switzerland here and sit on the sidelines, munching my chocolate and admiring the alps. Of course, if anyone wishes to escape the carnage, I’m more than willing to take in refugees. Especially the female kind…Log in to see images!

halp. my home and clothes were destroyed in the terrible fight. can i come stay with you?

i dontntt like warrr but i guess i cannnn spam Kiitttiiiiiiiiesssssssss[/]b

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handofg0d Posted:

I’m not playing if Artifactor doesn’t stop being a ****ing woman's genitalshole and agree to a perma if (when) he loses.

This. It’s a war Arty, not a ****ing contest. Agree to the perma or you forfeit.

As for numbers, Arty is free to find as many supporters/troops as he’d like. I will only be asking 10 people to help me out, and their job will primarily be to defend me when I’m not here. I’m fully confident that I could take on Arty’s ****ty klan(s) single-handedly, but there just isn’t enough time.

If/when arty agrees to the perma and the troop limits, I’ll start up a thread to pick the 10. It will be done democratically, because I believe in anyone that believes in me.

ChilePepino Posted:

i don’t understand why is all this going on when a mod (Nicco) could simply perma artifabulous personwhaterver in advance.

Probably because we would miss all the lulz if that happened.

heirloom Posted:

halp. my home and clothes were destroyed in the terrible fight. can i come stay with you?

My door is always open.

Troll Ambiance Mufasa denies any involvement in an organized military operation. Clearly, this “Artifactor” is an independent rogue agent operating upon his own accord. However, in accordance with the TAM freedom and liberties act of 2009, it is with great regret I inform you we can not, will not, turn this man over to you, and as such he shall continue to be granted amnesty within our ranks. Know that we share a universal goal in accordance with popular Forumwarz’s community sentiment; we support Mr. Bliggety and believe him to be a definitive figure representing everything Forumwarz is, and is often mentioned as.

Any conspiracy-based allegations as to our involvement in this war either directly, financially, or covertly are false upon all counts. It is our sincere desire that all diplomatic means be exhausted and a solution is met by both parties.

I’m more of a lover than a fighter, but I got Hobart’s back.

I could always just hold his beer for him while he **** slaps what’s-his-name.

i still refuse to risk a permaban, because its pointless (i know that i cannot win, but i’ll still fight)