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Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am barricaded in the captain’s quarters on a boat infested with zombies.

I have emerged from my depression with a sense of immediacy.

I must survive this. Tell me how.


Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2015-08-12 18:57:31 -0400

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

shoe on head

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Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Pick Up Shotgun

Pick Up Shotgun Ammo

Load Shotgun

Open Door

Fire Shotgun

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned



Avatar: 197182 Thu Jul 30 20:52:29 -0400 2009

[Fiekenstein Castle ]

Level 1 Re-Re

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Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll


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Green porno!

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Candy Corn

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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Robots are the natural enemy of zombies. 
Robots in wetsuits.
Carnivorous Rust-Oleum dipped robots in wetsuits.

With alien powers and shotguns.

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**** off.

Find the fabulous person named bob. He’d run slow and have huge mammary glands due to his enormous size and could easily distract the zombies during your escape.

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Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Wrap yourself in duct tape. everyone knows that duct tape is impenetrable by zombies. Also, no gold duct tape, remember that James Bond(R) Movie? That chick ended up dying becasue the gold kept her body from extreting hotness. Adam and Jamie tried it, but they didn’t use ral gold color, they used the wrong color. My mom has a lot of gold jewlry (jew-lry, lool) and she wears it, but now in Philly. Anyway, after you cover yourself in duct tape, get hairspray and a lighter, then tape them together so its like the flamethrower on dead space. Scratch taht, the flamethrower on that game sucked balls. get a circular saw and loosen teh nut on the blade, but attack a bungee to it, so then you’ll have a ripper. That gun kicked bum. So yeah, duct tpae + ripper = pwnage. And don’t forget to dismember them, when you cut their legs off, they can’t chase you. Good luckl anbd may the force be with you.

PoopShoot1102 edited this message on 09/20/2010 6:07PM

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Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On

Level 37 Troll


PoopShoot1102 Posted:

some feces

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.


Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”


get out

Im in ur intarwebs, male reproductive organfine upstanding member of societyeater. Stop me. Log in to see images!

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