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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Prove to me that you exist.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

i can only claim that i exist as much as you do.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Premise 1: Was is a fabulous person.

Conclusion: I exist.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Isn’t my love for you proof enough?


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Nihilism doesn’t become you, was.


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swines quest

S for Swine

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

was Posted:

Prove to me that you exist.

How do i know you exist?


Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I think therefore I am.


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

I retract my previous statement. The fact that I have to prove myself makes was more of a solipsist than a nihilist.


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swines quest

S for Swine

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I think I’m an apricot Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 5:28AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

was Posted:

Prove to me that you exist.

Prove to me that there is some benefit for me in proving anything to you.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I honestly don’t exist


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

murmur

Avatar: 44610 2009-10-18 07:40:22 -0400
33

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

Tell me now is there a difference between a shark and the ghost of a shark?


I doubt it.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

was Posted:

Prove to me that you exist.

Ha! Trick question! There is no self and as such there is no self that “I” have that exists as some sort of separate entity beyond and simple coordinate in space time!

Almost tricked me was…

Of course language bumumes a self which makes speaking when you don’t believe in one to be very tricky… or compromisey…


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Plato Shrimp

Avatar: harblgar
36

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 46 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Oh crap! I cant prove to you that I exist.

Maybe I dont even exi

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I am text on a screen


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Green porno!

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

im just a patsy.


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man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Just follow Descartes’ logic – you perceive yourself, therefore you must exist. There are ideas in your head that you couldn’t just dream up, so they must have been put there by god (who therefore also exists), and because god is perfect (and deception is a sign of imperfection) he wouldn’t deceive you about how the world is. Therefore the world must also exist, and be pretty much the way it appears to you.

Moving on to other people, you have the evidence of words written on the internet, the most probable cause of these words is the existence of other people to write those words. That might not prove we exist, but it’s a damn sight more likely than not.

NB Descartes’ logic was full of holes and really fails to prove anything, have fun with your existential doubt.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

if you perceive yourself as not existing where you once did, do you no longer exist?


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

no one reads this post


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