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Writing CONTEST: Sponsored by your friendly neighborhood Shortbus

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

SORRY I ACCIDENTLY HIT THE ‘S’ KEY I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING Log in to see images!

my male reproductive organ is huge you jerk ;o;


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Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

I, as a member of Team Shortbus, heartily endorse this contest and would also like to point out what an amazing person briddy is.

Ideas for any young writers out there struggling to write erotica:

Macks has a gigantic male reproductive organ.

n00beast is likes having sex with little boys.

veer likes having sex with little girls.

kitteh is a cat

and everyone in the klan is gay and loves male reproductive organs in their bum.

This iz like my favv thing 2 right ab!! more details plzz


Shanty

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Now this is the story all about how

This teams life got flipped, turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute just sit with us

I’ll tell you how they became the team on an awesome shortbus.

All over das intarwobs, born and raised

On the fora, where they spent most of their days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all repeating some memes, outside of the school,

When a couple of driver said “you guys ride the wrong bus”

Started making them ride the shortbus so they didn’t make a fuss

They got in one little flamewar and their moms got scared

And said “you’re moving with your aunte and uncle to forumwarz”

They whistled for a bus and when it came near

they saw that it was short and it had a dice in the mirror

If anything they could have said that this bus was ideal,

But they thought “man forget it, yo home, it’s out of here!”

They pulled up to the robot about seven or eight

And yelled to the driver “yo, homes, get us the **** out the locked seats!”,

Looked at my kingdom they was finally there

To settle their thrones as the monarchy of forumwarz.

Stick that in your meme and smoke it.

Shanty

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Oh, some horrendous grammar problems, as the person I ripped this from spelled some uber crap wrong, and I couldn’t think of anything to write that fit.

Thunderbear

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

...

is n00by having sex with me.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Thunderbear Posted:

...

is n00by having sex with me.

Are you the little emo boy the football team drug into the weight room at lunch? If you are then yes.

Barstool

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

#1 SHARK!

Guys I think we’re pretty cool but I also lie a lot so yeah.


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

so guys do u wanna know why shortbus is such a good klan

because we are good people

we are hosting a generous contest meant to award people for doing something rather simple

we are better than some other klans

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4571/molesen4jl6.png

klans like dis one that actively seeks to ruin other peoples games by destroying someones hard earned avatar and or title

that klan is full of bad people ya dig

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS edited this message on 03/23/2008 1:09AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

so guys do u wanna know why shortbus is such a good klan

because we are good people

we are hosting a generous contest meant to award people for doing something rather simple

we are better than some other klans

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4571/molesen4jl6.png

klans like dis one that actively seeks to ruin other peoples games by destroying someones hard earned avatar and or title

that klan is full of bad people ya dig

see these dudes take the internet too seriously


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

p.s. HAHAHHAA I AM AWESOME

WHERES YOU ANTI-MOLE DEFENSE NOW?!


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

p.s. again

[00:02] <Barstool> ps nana your fat man aavatar is epic

[00:02] <Barstool> I thought you had it on purpose Log in to see images!

[00:09] <BirdoPrey> lafffo

[00:09] <BirdoPrey> nana

[00:09] <BirdoPrey> that guy gave you an awesome avatar

[00:10] <BirdoPrey> why did they think you wouldn’t like it

[00:10] <BirdoPrey> ???

seriously its a pretty ****in avatar


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

NICE ONE NANA! BOY, SEEING THESE fabulous personGY KLANS FROM THE INSIDE SURE MAKES YOU APPRECIATE NOT BEING IN ONE!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Yeah guys I’m Ultra Nonce but don’t tell them k? Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

ahaha oh wow

sotqr wants to ruin the contest guise

wat ever r we gonan do Log in to see images!


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

let’s quit trolling them they mean BUSINESS


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

see these dudes take the internet too seriously

That, or your sarcasm detector is broken. If you did half as good of a job spying as you think you did, you’d know I’ve been against rivalries, trolling, etc., since the klan was started. Log in to see images!


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

see these dudes take the internet too seriously

That, or your sarcasm detector is broken. If you did half as good of a job spying as you think you did, you’d know I’ve been against rivalries, trolling, etc., since the klan was started. Log in to see images!


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

PIMPTASTIC-FROTH Posted:

That, or your sarcasm detector is broken. If you did half as good of a job spying as you think you did, you’d know I’ve been against rivalries, trolling, etc., since the klan was started. Log in to see images!

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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

that is some sarcastic plotting there pimptastic


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

hey pimptastic what happened to that awesome title you had ?_?


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