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Sup Trolling Domination is just too easy.

cognitivedis-
sonance

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
4

[Carls]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

The crucial error in the system is bumuming that others care about winning Domination as much as you do, especially when we’re good at earning scoops through no real application of our own. Those of us with lots of scoops and not any desire to win HAVE NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER blowing them all on bumhole cards, and then reaping the hilarious bumhurt Tubmails you send about it. Log in to see images!

My favorite was an email threatening me with “repurcussions”, in vaguely worded sinister tone.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Dude, the good thing about dom is that you can’t troll it unlike the other aspects of FW. If someone spends all his scoops to attack others he’s just playing the game by the rules. Destruction is part of dom and good players anticipate it. In the top brackets it’s common that some players spend hundreds of scoops on attack cards just to help klannies.

Getting hate TMs is awesome though that usually happens only in the n00b brackets.

Amasius edited this message on 09/22/2009 3:07AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Amasius Posted:

Dude, the good thing about dom is that you can’t troll it unlike the other aspects of FW. If someone spends all his scoops to attack others he’s just playing the game by the rules. Destruction is part of dom and good players anticipate it. In the top brackets it’s common that some players spend hundreds of scoops on attack cards just to help klannies.

Getting hate TMs is awesome though that usually happens only in the n00b brackets.

Indeed. I’d love to know the name of said TM sender. Log in to see images!

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Hey some guy none of us have ever heard of is trolling us in domination. Effective.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

could you please direct your trolling toward brainfreeze?

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Amasius Posted:

hate TMs = n00b brackets.

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Non-noob hate TMs go more like this…

Maliase Posted:

...Now I have to make you pay for attacking me. But we can be friends again next week – I have a very short memory…I’m not sure what would make you think a Brad Pitt photo would be of particulat [sic] interest to me.

Unimportant parts edited out.

Angry hate TMs are p hilarious.

Green Eyes

Avatar: Green Eyes's Avatar
66

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 69 Camwhore

Sad eyes for Arktor Forever!

Vageena Davis Posted:

Maliase (sic)

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Malaise Posted:

Hey some guy none of us have ever heard of is trolling us in domination. Effective.

It’s an inauspicious start.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

**** Corp Posted:

It’s an inauspicious start.

yeah remember the grbumhoppers lost to the ants in Bug’s Life

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Fact: I play bumholes for the fun of it.

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
26

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Camwhore

moo

one of my favorite angry TM’s:

Dont try these games with me, you crazy borderline schizofrenic whore. Why you kicked me from wechall? because i am an bumhole? And why is that? I dont know, guanq doesnt know and even you dont know? Try asking one of your others personalities perhaps one of them may have an idea.

you really are crazy, in this ****ing game bumholing the leader is the norm, even without motive. This even in brackets less competitive than the top 3. I, myself was bumholed in this way many times and lost atleast seven medals because of it. Weeks ago a guy that didnt compete all week, waited till the last second of dom to bumhole me, i was frantically trying to get shields, after they was taken down from others attacks and only because there was no medal awarded message i did understand what happened.

you are here from longer than me, so dont tell me that you did’nt know.

you was lucky that i was grinding and didnt get more cards to attack the hell out of you after you kicked me from wechall but there still time for that.

also, sorry again Malaise

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Sarrs

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m not gonna lie, he looks damn fine in that shot.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

how come i never get these angry TMs

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Inertia Posted:

how come i never get these angry TMs

try taunting people. after you win send a TM saying something like “HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE ****” You’ll probably get an angry reply.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Inertia Posted:

yeah remember the grbumhoppers lost to the ants in Bug’s Life

That was because there were so many more ants than grbumhoppers. Here it’s more like a lone ant jumping into a nest of grbumhoppers… if grbumhoppers had nests, which I don’t think they do. Also the ants built a giant model bird to scare off the grbumhoppers… no fzw equivalent for that.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Thread summation:

If you find an easily trollable person playing domination, you can easily troll them.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

look at that malaise cares a lot about domination medals and noobs and something bout dom.

ie, nothin new was posted.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Im only menacing if provoked in the first place :]

ElGrande

Avatar: Code (Green)
10

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

A cunning player can take steps not to avoid being in the lead until the last minute to avoid the bumhole card. And bumuming they can pick up a trophy, they will be moved out of the brackets containing those who have no interest in playing to win.

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