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Watermelon Barbeque Forever: Episode II - Electric Boogaloo

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

ahahaha its not to do w/easily offended

you portrayed her as laughing at some priest touching lil kids w/o explaining the cirgreat timesstance

theres a difference between the internet and irl and you might find the people who are liked, saaaay on this site, actually are normal irl and the people that arent are sperglord shut-ins

so what you’re saying is that the people who are normal, average, popular conformists IRL but roleplay ****ed up weirdos on the internet do it better than actual IRL freaks? i guess i should have just killed myself in highschool when i realized i’d never be be like you.

*ships you off to christian camp and sits in the weirdo corner with poopsicles*

Mmmmm it’s more like everyone has a bit more going on in their heads than society allows, but we find other ways of expressing it besides dancing naked around fires or whatever self-destructive, childish acting out you might think up

Write some words, paint a picture, sing a song, keep your bdsm sex dungeon just between you and your s.o. instead of posting it up all over the internet, go to work and your boss never knows the difference and you keep your job

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Mmmmm it’s more like everyone has a bit more going on in their heads than society allows, but we find other ways of expressing it besides dancing naked around fires or whatever self-destructive, childish acting out you might think up

Write some words, paint a picture, sing a song, keep your bdsm sex dungeon just between you and your s.o. instead of posting it up all over the internet, go to work and your boss never knows the difference and you keep your job

aww come on, she brought it up because she was asked, not because she was trying to show off.

That’s not what I meant, Fort

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

That’s not what I meant, Fort

my bad

It’s ok. It did seem directed at her but it’s more directed in general at the entire forum Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

burningpopsicles Posted:

All my friends are somewhat bizarre, so it was hard to pick just two. but i’m gonna have to go with ron and jateen.

This is Ron…

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Ron has many admirable qualities, although he is a jew and therefore not eligible for heaven Log in to see images!. Aside from being one of the funniest people i have ever known, he’s also a scientist who is trying to develop nanobots which will eat all our garbage. I’m a bit hazy on the details, but he is bumuredly VERY CLEVER. He is a mbumive BDSM **** and masochist who has 20-something piercings in his one ear, and when he gets bored in the lab, he works on the design that he is etching into his leg with sulphuric acid.

Ron’s current FB status: ‘Ronen Fogel laughs in the face of danger, followed by running away from the body of danger and then climbing a tree until danger gets bored of calling him girly-names and goes home.’

This is Jateen…

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Jateen is my beloved roomate. One day, he will finish his thesis. Until then, he will continue to get naked in the lounge at 2am and play metal songs on his guitar (a fairly regular occurrence). He is our source of all in-jokes and nicknames…verily they do pour forth from him as from a fountain. He also has a cute little lisp, which is illustrated beautifully in the following RL conversation reproduced below:

Andrew:What are you doing at a His People meeting?!

Jateen: I’m looking for Chrithtians…I need to ask them about Thatan.

(random His Person walks by)

Jateen: Hello…can I quethion your paradigm?

Jateen’s current FB status: ‘Just chillin’. Reading Sylvia Plath, slitting my wrists, having a bowl of ice cream. Nothing to see here.’

Question: is self injury a prerequisite to being your friend?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

actually adapt his name is capitalised at the begning but i dont like to be punctual in cd

ALSO NEW RULE: NO COPYING IDEAS (LIKE PICTURES)

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Chawin Posted:

actually adapt his name is capitalised at the begning but i dont like to be punctual in cd

ALSO NEW RULE: NO COPYING IDEAS (LIKE PICTURES)

Its capitalized? oooo that hurts your score big time.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

oh **** man im sorry brb finding an apology thing

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Chawin Posted:

actually adapt his name is capitalised at the begning but i dont like to be punctual in cd

ALSO NEW RULE: NO COPYING IDEAS (LIKE PICTURES)

also, I believe that this rule is too general. And too subjective. You could say that writing about two of your friends was your idea, and that’s what this whole round is about, so like, I say nay on this.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

So we aren’t allowed to use words either?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Chawin Posted:

oh **** man im sorry brb finding an apology thing

theres really nothing you can do about it, that was a make or break factor

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

SanDyk Posted:

So we aren’t allowed to use words either?

perfect example of why this isn’t a good idea, thank you. +5 to you right off.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

jc forumwarz is so ****ing anal i mean really

I dont want the world

I just want your half

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I dont want the world

I just want your half

+3

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

somethin random

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