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Fix It [CLOSED] 30 Days of INCIT. Win up to 30 BP

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

All right, today I’m going to throw out some honorable mentions. There were some decent ones yesterday, more than the three I’m going to mention here. Every time I see someone tackle a picture from an angle I’ve never seen my male reproductive organ twitches a little. Like this one by d4: http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122609 . It’s not about blowjobs! He’s not the winner, though, and neither is…

man-man for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122760 . Have you ever watched the Daily Show or a comedian and they say something and the audience doesn’t laugh but they clap? That’s my reaction to this one. The sentiment is clever and true, but it didn’t tickle my funnybone.

Last in the parade of failure is Erectile_Death with http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122612 . Not mo’ chucklicious, but it shows that the pictures don’t have to be funny to mine something out of them. If you look at the angles you can get something out of any pic. It’s not the picture’s job to be funny, it’s the player’s.

People have been good so far with accepting the fact that I don’t give a **** about what they think about my choosing. Let’s see if that is maintained when I say that uewebawo is the winner for 9/23 for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122774 .

Now, I have a feeling this was probably a dump sub, but unlike most dump subs that are completely unrelated to the picture…this almost makes sense. Did a guy eat some chicken and learn Spanish? Is it somehow like the old joke about a man waking up and his pillow is gone? The more I thought about it,the more it seemed like there was just one piece missing that kept it from making sense. That missing piece made it funnier for me. It’s abstract and open, normally I like something more concerete, but I’m going with it.

That concludes the pretentious run down for 9/23. High hopes for tomorrow.

TL;DR: uewebawo wins

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/24/2009 1:11PM

I interpreted it as the guy was a were-chupacabra and woke to find goat bones all over the next morning.

Buuuut the dump sub is probably the real explanation. Log in to see images!

RathWolf

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Curses. I thought I had had some pretty strong entries for yesterday Log in to see images!

Oh well, least I voted for the winner.

RathWolf edited this message on 09/24/2009 2:41PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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PhineasPoe Posted:

man-man for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122760 . Have you ever watched the Daily Show or a comedian and they say something and the audience doesn’t laugh but they clap? That’s my reaction to this one. The sentiment is clever and true, but it didn’t tickle my funnybone.

Being compared to the Daily show is almost better than a BP Log in to see images!

Almost… don’t go thinking you can declare me the winner for some other day and pay me off in ego-stroking instead of Brownies.

Blazephlozard

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Me or Fie should have won 9/23 imo

http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122534

http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122710

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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Sorry I wasn’t able to announce a winner yesterday, I’ll make sure I do both Thursday and Friday today.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Wow, Thursday was a ****ing good day for INCIT. Some damn good wins and I have a long list of possible winners. Let’s try a countdown today, but first a special, one time, no bp award:

Hobart Bliggity for best use of WWWW’s ever.


5.fredgrim- That baby is young to have served in Vietnam. Credible sources tell me the average age of a soldier killed in Vietnam was 19.

4.handofg0d- I want to pretend like I know what juxtaposition is.

3. StarkJade- Number humor.

2. ERECTILE_DEATH- One of these days you’ll get the bp.

1. bowns- Adorable.

I’ll post up Friday’s winners later.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/26/2009 2:14PM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

PhineasPoe Posted:

Wow, Thursday was a ****ing good day for INCIT. Some damn good wins and I have a long list of possible winners. Let’s try a countdown today, but first a special, one time, no bp award:

Hobart Bliggity for best use of WWWW’s ever.


5.fredgrim- That baby is young to have served in Vietnam. Credible sources tell me the average age of a soldier killed in Vietnam was 19.

4.handofg0d- I want to pretend like I know what juxtaposition is.

3. StarkJade- Number humor.

2. ERECTILE_DEATH- One of these days you’ll get the bp.

1. bowns- Adorable.

I’ll post up Friday’s winners later.

I think you mis-linked Hobart’s entry, because it isn’t by Hobart and it has no W’s.

Also, #1 is about the most pathetically adorable thing I’ve ever seen, since uh…damnit, who was it…anyway, the squirrel laying out on the rock that was captioned, “Sometimes…it’s just nice to hug something that doesn’t run away.”

Shii edited this message on 09/26/2009 2:10PM

man-man

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My odds for Friday may be slightly better than my normal odds, due to an above-my-normal numbers of wins that evening.

I guess that would only really work if you were awarding randomly, although getting 4 in a row kinda demonstrates that I was on my game at that point.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Shii Posted:

I think you mis-linked Hobart’s entry, because it isn’t by Hobart and it has no W’s.

Fixed.

Shii

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I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

PhineasPoe Posted:

Fixed.

Ahahaha, that is indeed an incredible use of W’s.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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you still go on here you old **** just die already

...always the bridesmaid.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

And the results for 9/25, the 7th (?) day of the 30 Days of INCIT…

5.Sushi Trout- The joke is gay boners.

4. Vageena Davis- The joke is that those figures are porcelain not ceramic.

3. wtfmcnuggets- The joke is feces.

2. d4- The joke is in your eyes the resolution of all the fruitless searches.

1. Fortunato- The joke is winner.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/26/2009 7:42PM

abody

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PhineasPoe Posted:

INCIT sucks. We all know it and if you disagree then you’re unfunny and terrible. Sorry, but it’s true. Now, I’m an INCIT fabulous person from way back and in my opinion things weren’t always this bad. If Bruce Springsteen’s celebratory ode to living in the past “Glory Days” has taught me anything, it’s that memories are the best place to dwell.

Another Springsteen song taught me that if you want something fixed you have to throw money at it (I think the song might’ve been “The River” or “Atlantic City” ). That’s why, at tonight at midnight EST, 30 Days of INCIT will start. For 30 straight days those playing INCIT will have the chance to win one BP a day. Not a lot, but there’s no limit to how many BP you can win.*

How do you win? By being FUNNY. BOLD. ITALICS. FUNNY. Also, CREATIVE and CLEVER. I’ll go through the day’s wins in the Hall of **** and pick the one I find funniest and send the winner a BP. The next day it starts all over again and the next day until October 18th (I’m pretty sure that’s 30 days, but I took retard math in high school, so maybe not). If someone kicks major bum, there might even be an E-Peen in it for you.

Is it fair that I’m appointing myself the comedy judge? No, not really, but I’m the one with the BP, so shut the **** up.

Am I a sellout for aiding Crotch Zombie with INCIT/Protivate? Yes, and I’m getting half the profits for all Protivate sales (so far I have to pay them about $44.01 to help cover the developer’s fee).

Am I afraid that I’ll purposefully or inadvertently favor or discount certain players? No, I hate you all.


To help you out, I’ll list some things I find absolutely unfunny in INCIT:

– Any submissions that equates to “WTF????? THIS PIC IZ WEIRD!!!!”

– Any submission that involves a meme.

– Most submissions that have nothing to do with the picture.

– Any submission that is an exact copy of one I’ve seen before. This includes blatantly stealing a previous win (even if it’s your own) or using something that’s been done to death such as “Dear Diary, Jackpot” or something about women needing to be in the kitchen.

– I’m going to try not to favor submissions that reference something I like. That’s not fair and it’s kind of lazy.


In the event that a day yields nothing funny, I will keep my BP for that day. Also, there’s a chance I might be playing a little. I won’t reward myself with a BP, but every win for me is one less chance for you to win.

Hopefully, this contest will get people into the habit of being good INCIT players. I am positive that after the 30 days are over, INCIT’s newfound stability will match that of Iraq’s. Now, get out there, and stop being ****, people! Also, no trolling. Except for me, I can troll. You can’t.


*Technically, the limit is 30.

do you mean by the iraq thing that iraq are not terrorists? if you did mean it that way they are terrorists they were te ones who started the war btw

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Why the **** are so many nonsensical retards posting in my thread?

Double whammy of winners later tonight, but I have to study so it’s possible it might have to be a triple on Tuesday.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

All right, 9/26 wasn’t a good day for INCIT. I don’t even have enough possibles to make a top 5…First, today brings us another one-time only, non-bp award:

Cheer-Goalie- Best use of a meme.

So, I have to decide whether I want to give a bp for today…all the potentials are people who have all ready been given bp (I think.)

You know what. I’m not going to give out the bp, but I am making a change. All unused bp will be awarded during the last week of the contest as part of bonus prizes of some sort. I’ll need to hammer that out. So, 9/26 was a bust. High hopes for tomorrow.

EDIT: If you’re saying, “But, Phin, if you liked Cheer-Goalie’s Kanye poster, why don’t you give them the bp?” Because I ****ing hate internet memes, but I do like the Kanye one. I have a bunch of friends who will say, “I hate fine upstanding member of societys, but Jimi Hendrix is cool.” They should stick by their stupid racist convictions and I should stick by my general hate.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/28/2009 8:51PM

Chawin

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hey phin yeah this contest is pretty good, and ima let you finish but BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THA BEST CONTESTS OF ALL TIME

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

9/27

I said yesterday that the unwon bp would be handed out as special prizes during the last week. I partially changed my mind. 1 of the 2 unwon bp will be given today to Afterthotz for the most clever submission of the day. It didn’t make me laugh, but the guy put some thought into it and I appreciate that.

Now, the top 5:

5.Cheer-Goalie- For “Superman Love You.”

4.Dr Science- For “Invisible Party Pandemonium.”

3.Mrthejazz- For “Granny Falls Down.”

2. Reuben ****tingmale reproductive organe- For “Tinkles the Whacky Dachshund.

1. Gleebot- For “Church Funnies.”

9/27 looked like it was going to be major ****, but when it came down to it I had a solid five and some trouble making a choice. I might be able to get around to putting up 9/28 today, but no promises. High hopes.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/29/2009 10:55AM

PhineasPoe

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9/28

Very solid top three. Sorry I’ve fallen behind.

3.Fie

2.Tokidoki Fish

1. Cheer-Goalie

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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9/29

All caught up.

First off, a special non-bp award to apocalypse_now for best reference.

Another top three for this day.

3.Hand-E-Food-Concentration

2. gleebot- Recreation

1. handofg0d- Sex without procreation.

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