I interpreted it as the guy was a were-chupacabra and woke to find goat bones all over the next morning.

Buuuut the dump sub is probably the real explanation. Log in to see images!

PhineasPoe Posted:

man-man for http://www.forumwarz.com/incit/view/122760 . Have you ever watched the Daily Show or a comedian and they say something and the audience doesn’t laugh but they clap? That’s my reaction to this one. The sentiment is clever and true, but it didn’t tickle my funnybone.

Being compared to the Daily show is almost better than a BP Log in to see images!

Almost… don’t go thinking you can declare me the winner for some other day and pay me off in ego-stroking instead of Brownies.

Sorry I wasn’t able to announce a winner yesterday, I’ll make sure I do both Thursday and Friday today.

PhineasPoe Posted:

Wow, Thursday was a ****ing good day for INCIT. Some damn good wins and I have a long list of possible winners. Let’s try a countdown today, but first a special, one time, no bp award:

Hobart Bliggity for best use of WWWW’s ever.

5.fredgrim- That baby is young to have served in Vietnam. Credible sources tell me the average age of a soldier killed in Vietnam was 19.

4.handofg0d- I want to pretend like I know what juxtaposition is.

3. StarkJade- Number humor.

2. ERECTILE_DEATH- One of these days you’ll get the bp.

1. bowns- Adorable.

I’ll post up Friday’s winners later.

I think you mis-linked Hobart’s entry, because it isn’t by Hobart and it has no W’s.

Also, #1 is about the most pathetically adorable thing I’ve ever seen, since uh…damnit, who was it…anyway, the squirrel laying out on the rock that was captioned, “Sometimes…it’s just nice to hug something that doesn’t run away.”

Shii Posted:

I think you mis-linked Hobart’s entry, because it isn’t by Hobart and it has no W’s.

Fixed.

...always the bridesmaid.

PhineasPoe Posted:

INCIT sucks. We all know it and if you disagree then you’re unfunny and terrible. Sorry, but it’s true. Now, I’m an INCIT fabulous person from way back and in my opinion things weren’t always this bad. If Bruce Springsteen’s celebratory ode to living in the past “Glory Days” has taught me anything, it’s that memories are the best place to dwell.

Another Springsteen song taught me that if you want something fixed you have to throw money at it (I think the song might’ve been “The River” or “Atlantic City” ). That’s why, at tonight at midnight EST, 30 Days of INCIT will start. For 30 straight days those playing INCIT will have the chance to win one BP a day. Not a lot, but there’s no limit to how many BP you can win.*

How do you win? By being FUNNY. BOLD. ITALICS. FUNNY. Also, CREATIVE and CLEVER. I’ll go through the day’s wins in the Hall of **** and pick the one I find funniest and send the winner a BP. The next day it starts all over again and the next day until October 18th (I’m pretty sure that’s 30 days, but I took retard math in high school, so maybe not). If someone kicks major bum, there might even be an E-Peen in it for you.

Is it fair that I’m appointing myself the comedy judge? No, not really, but I’m the one with the BP, so shut the **** up.

Am I a sellout for aiding Crotch Zombie with INCIT/Protivate? Yes, and I’m getting half the profits for all Protivate sales (so far I have to pay them about $44.01 to help cover the developer’s fee).

Am I afraid that I’ll purposefully or inadvertently favor or discount certain players? No, I hate you all.

To help you out, I’ll list some things I find absolutely unfunny in INCIT:

– Any submissions that equates to “WTF????? THIS PIC IZ WEIRD!!!!”

– Any submission that involves a meme.

– Most submissions that have nothing to do with the picture.

– Any submission that is an exact copy of one I’ve seen before. This includes blatantly stealing a previous win (even if it’s your own) or using something that’s been done to death such as “Dear Diary, Jackpot” or something about women needing to be in the kitchen.

– I’m going to try not to favor submissions that reference something I like. That’s not fair and it’s kind of lazy.

In the event that a day yields nothing funny, I will keep my BP for that day. Also, there’s a chance I might be playing a little. I won’t reward myself with a BP, but every win for me is one less chance for you to win.

Hopefully, this contest will get people into the habit of being good INCIT players. I am positive that after the 30 days are over, INCIT’s newfound stability will match that of Iraq’s. Now, get out there, and stop being ****, people! Also, no trolling. Except for me, I can troll. You can’t.

*Technically, the limit is 30.

do you mean by the iraq thing that iraq are not terrorists? if you did mean it that way they are terrorists they were te ones who started the war btw

All right, 9/26 wasn’t a good day for INCIT. I don’t even have enough possibles to make a top 5…First, today brings us another one-time only, non-bp award:

Cheer-Goalie- Best use of a meme.

So, I have to decide whether I want to give a bp for today…all the potentials are people who have all ready been given bp (I think.)

You know what. I’m not going to give out the bp, but I am making a change. All unused bp will be awarded during the last week of the contest as part of bonus prizes of some sort. I’ll need to hammer that out. So, 9/26 was a bust. High hopes for tomorrow.

EDIT: If you’re saying, “But, Phin, if you liked Cheer-Goalie’s Kanye poster, why don’t you give them the bp?” Because I ****ing hate internet memes, but I do like the Kanye one. I have a bunch of friends who will say, “I hate fine upstanding member of societys, but Jimi Hendrix is cool.” They should stick by their stupid racist convictions and I should stick by my general hate.

9/27

I said yesterday that the unwon bp would be handed out as special prizes during the last week. I partially changed my mind. 1 of the 2 unwon bp will be given today to Afterthotz for the most clever submission of the day. It didn’t make me laugh, but the guy put some thought into it and I appreciate that.

Now, the top 5:

5.Cheer-Goalie- For “Superman Love You.”

4.Dr Science- For “Invisible Party Pandemonium.”

3.Mrthejazz- For “Granny Falls Down.”

2. Reuben ****tingmale reproductive organe- For “Tinkles the Whacky Dachshund.

1. Gleebot- For “Church Funnies.”

9/27 looked like it was going to be major ****, but when it came down to it I had a solid five and some trouble making a choice. I might be able to get around to putting up 9/28 today, but no promises. High hopes.

9/29

All caught up.

First off, a special non-bp award to apocalypse_now for best reference.

Another top three for this day.

3.Hand-E-Food-Concentration

2. gleebot- Recreation

1. handofg0d- Sex without procreation.