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Flezz What do you think of when I say Blow Out?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Cuz you should think of Shii’s epic .moar and equipment blowout! :3

To start things out, how about one of the best pieces of equipment in the game?

Master Ball

* Max Ego +48

* Offense +23

* Defense +33

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359149-master-ball

Need some Ego? This is one of the best Ego-boosters in the game!

Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec

* Max Ego +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359150-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec

Hardcore trolling left you feeling vulnerable? Up the D-Bag levels and your troll armor with this!

DEFINITELY NOT A SHOCK IMAGE.ogle

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359152-definitely-not-a-shock-image-ogle

Everyone likes seafood!

Fishsticks!!!.leer

* Offense +5

* Frugality +5

* Charisma +5

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359159-fishsticks-leer

Found these on your FaceBook, want to buy them back? No reserve!

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359154-pictures-of-you-leer

A staple; how can you pwn without this exquisite porn?

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359156-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

Rather have some Processing Power than Douchebaggery? Gotcha covered!

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +160

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359157-riprogrammatori-1995-italiano-cam-diverti-lz-yvid-imc-divy

Nothing says “talent” like mincore! Buy Thereminor Threat’s new single today!

Thereminor Threat – I Don’t Wanna Touch It.noiz

* Defense +5

* Offense +5

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359158-thereminor-threat-8211-i-don-8217-t-wanna-touch-it-noiz

Need a great program file, but can’t scrape enough Flezz together for a Useless Program yet? Look no longer!

HAPPYGAMEFUN (do not virus scan! will screw up game).exec

* Offense +5

* Frugality +5

* Charisma +5

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359160-happygamefun-do-not-virus-scan-will-screw-up-game-exec

You’ve reached Shii’s Great Value Section! All the moars from this point downward have great stats for low cost. Perfect for the newer player or for the experienced player’s alts!

linux penguin.xpeg

* Luck +4

* Max Ego +100

* Frugality +4

* Max Processing Power +100

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359162-linux-penguin-xpeg

Lemon Party – Soundtrack.lstn

* Defense +4

* Frugality +4

* Max Douchebaggery +95

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359163-lemon-party-8211-soundtrack-lstn

How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating.sdoc

* Offense +4

* Charisma +4

* Max Processing Power +80

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/359164-how-to-talk-to-a-woman-without-hyperventilating-sdoc

looped metronome (167 bpm).hear

* Max Ego +80

* Defense +4

* Frugality +4

And for those of you looking for the Kyoubai peens, I’ve also listed over 100 great, low-cost .moars with buyout prices, perfect for increasing your bidder score, or for getting material for your seller score.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

At first I thought you were going to let me blow you. I left disappointed.

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

i thought you were going to blowdry my hair…

xx

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Blowout, that actually reminds me of a bad porno I got a while back where Ron Jeremy was a doctor who had a patient whose mammary glands sort of exploded into being huge for no reason (big tit harness for no good reason, sort of like www.mastasia.com without lactation).

Not a particularly good porno Log in to see images!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

If that Masterball stays in a reasonable price range I’ll go for it. I’m pretty sick of seeing items like Fermat’s go for more Flezz than a Floyd. :/

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump, what a great response so far!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Why couldn’t ou have put these up 2 months ago, when I was looking for them! Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I was playing around with auctions and suddenly found myself in possession of a rather cheap Masterball. >_> Someone outbid me please..I mean no slight Shii, but I need all the cash I can muster pretty soon.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump for a new day; lots of great value and low-priced auctions still available! Get yours now!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Shii’s Master Ball sure is cheap. Wouldn’t someone just love to buy it?

mterek edited this message on 09/08/2009 2:35AM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

mterek Posted:

Shii’s Master Ball sure is cheap. Wouldn’t someone just love to buy it?

Thanks for the bids. Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Time is running out! Only a little more than a day left!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Time is running out!

Bid quickly before these great files are sold!!!

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