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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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[Everyday Regular N-
ormal Klan
]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

1. Abstract: Schadenfreude

2. Introduction:

Have you ever wondered about the scientific principles that lie behind our

everyday lives? Come with me on a journey of discovery, and learn about a

rare element that is desperately sought-after by the mbumes, but hardly ever

attained:

3. Apparatus and Reagents:

1 x bong

1 x INTERNETS

< 1 tray of snacks

< 3, because everyone needs it

4. Findings:

WIN is a radioactive particle of the element winadium. Winadium has 2 decay

particles, WIN blue (OVER 9000 positrons) and WIN shiny (10,000 positrons,

and slightly shinier due to additional PWNAGE-flavoured quarks). You may not

know this, but winadium blue is a common ingredient used in the production

of denim jeans and allegorical feline-based conundrum analogies.Winadium

shiny, on the other hand, plays a critical part of the graphics-card

manufacturing process. Winadium itself is stable for 900 Internet years,

which is the rough eqivalent of about 20 seconds.

The electron-dense structure of WIN acts simultaneously as a strong

attractant to alpha-lul waves (PRO-LULZ.), and as an electrostatic repulsor

of beta-lul waves (ANTI-LULZ). Anti-lulz have been proven to cause depletion

of ego in lab rats. Subsequent testing on humans revealed an even greater

effect on the cerebral structure, destroying any traces of a sense of humour

and causing a statistically-significant increase in inter-synaptic levels of religiousitol.

The benefits of WIN irradiation for humans include: larger erections, being

able to sleep with chicks, and a tendency not to take flamebate too

seriously. However, it has been clinically proven that some humans are

immune to the effects of WIN, and will remain douchebags forever. Under

exposure to necessary levels of WIN may cause certain developing humans to

become An Hero.

The RDA of win differs from between 4000-9000 rads.

WARNING: Overuse may lead to absurdly high power-levels.

5: Conclusion:

Winadium is a powerful substance that should be handled with care. Be sure

to wear protective clothing and lab-goggles.

6: Acknowledgements

Cancer, for being one of the most-feared signs in the Zodiac

Footnotes: It is not known whether high levels of WIN suspends the laws of probability in your favour. But why take that chance?

burningpopsicles edited this message on 08/13/2009 5:13PM

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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

reasons why i cba to read this

a. youre a **** poster

b. youre a **** poster talking about science

c. youre a **** poster who posted more than 1 line

d. youre a **** poster


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Cheins Sanch-
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Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
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Rex Sacrorum

you are a ****ing peice of **** methwhore who needs to get off the internet and kill herself on television

did i miss anything while i was gone


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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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Chawin Posted:

reasons why i cba to read this

a. youre a **** poster

b. youre a **** poster talking about science

c. youre a **** poster who posted more than 1 line

d. youre a **** poster

you’re pretty when you pout…


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

uggghg. ****ingstop posting

ur a dusty lemin cough drop thats fallen under teh desk for 3 montsh cuz the cleaning crews too lazy to vacuum properly since they spent half their shifts smokin up by the dumpster

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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Well, spf357 really rocks.

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abstrack: a story ofa girl whose real ugly. her eye sockets are sunken, blackene, bloodshot eyeballs starin lifelesly out atcha


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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best post in thread, upvoted


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
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Rex Sacrorum

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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

bumped, to annoy all fabulous persongits


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

uggghg. ****ingstop posting

ur a dusty lemin cough drop thats fallen under teh desk for 3 montsh cuz the cleaning crews too lazy to vacuum properly since they spent half their shifts smokin up by the dumpster

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

burningpopsicles Posted:

bumped, to annoy all fabulous persongits

you’re playin’ with fire my dear


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Green porno!

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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

Fortunato Posted:

you’re playin’ with fire my dear

it burnsss us! but we’re masochistic, so we enjoy it


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

uggghg. ****ingstop posting

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your ugly as **** lol


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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

your ugly as **** lol

you’re bad at spelling *laughs out loud*


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

uggghg. ****ingstop posting

ur a dusty lemin cough drop thats fallen under teh desk for 3 montsh cuz the cleaning crews too lazy to vacuum properly since they spent half their shifts smokin up by the dumpster

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An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

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“Problem Child IV”

well I don’t see what this thread’s about

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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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[Everyday Regular N-
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Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

An amiable personage Posted:

well I don’t see what this thread’s about

try reading OP


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

uggghg. ****ingstop posting

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I read the OP

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This thread is about how you’re a **** poster isn’t it?

burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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“Permafail”

SanDyk Posted:

I read the OP

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This thread is about how you’re a **** poster isn’t it?

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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will degrade myself for internet money


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Nicco Posted:

will degrade myself for internet money

its not like i had any standard before!!!!!!!

– burningpopsickles


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burningpopsi-
cles

Avatar: 185740 Sun Jul 26 20:51:42 -0400 2009
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[Everyday Regular N-
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“Permafail”

Nicco Posted:

will degrade myself for internet money

will you now? cos i have some BP lyin around…


TROLLS: we eat billy goats and INNOCENCE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

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ur a dusty lemin cough drop thats fallen under teh desk for 3 montsh cuz the cleaning crews too lazy to vacuum properly since they spent half their shifts smokin up by the dumpster

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