You talk a lot a **** but it don’t make any sense

I won each battle legit – are you seriously that dense?

Swines still her, Chan lost, you got no defense

Fail only quit when he admitted it was too intense

Your first win, Kittie Jen, wow let me give you applause

Then Lament who turned out to be a bigger crybaby than Aahz

Oh wait, you took on Fortunato who was clowning and not trying

Try to flatter yourself, but the man in the mirror is lying

And Fort gave you a beat and you told him you had a mic

everyone might not know it, but you know that I’m right

and I know you’re too chicken **** to step up and fight

on a mic, coming live, so you just sit back and write

Make fictitious comparisons but I sting you with the truth

That’s cool, I’ll do it too, since you fear the sound booth

We can battle wits but you came unarmed to this duel

looking like you drowned at the shallow end of the gene pool

“I spit Gerber” well you spit – oh wait, you don’t spit at all

I don’t think it counts when it’s on some dudes balls

Making references to D&D man, I’m hurt, that’s disturbin’

what’s next? Saying you’re “more pure” cuz you’re a virgin?

I know Fran is fat, but it might just be your chance

You’re in the same klan, why ain’t you getting in those pants?

She’ll make you a man, hey it beats masturbating

just bring a snorkel if shes on top, to prevent asphyxiation

Fortunato Posted:

NIce use dude. If you have just the vocal I can mix it so it sounds cleaner.

Yeah, but there would really be no point in doing that at this stage.

Just to set the record straight, Fort sent me an entirely different beat (This one) to begin with, then said he was going to see if you wanted to use the 12 monkey beat. You took forever to send word back to him, you received it before I did and I was waiting to find out if you were using it before I went ahead, which is what I thought what Fort wanted. No matter:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?m5iynvmdt2e

awesome

awesome

FAIL Posted:

EDIT: also, wtf is up with the votes? steve should be killing this contest IMO

Well, there’s everyone who’s permabumhurt at me from making fun of them in RP + all of klan brainfreeze and that’s a lot. I’m not speculating either – I have read the actual thread in klan brainfreeze saying to downvote me. Corey Jess was actually pretty cool about it, but Swine isn’t exactly the nice guy he wants us to all believe he is.

Celerysteve Posted:

Well, there’s everyone who’s permabumhurt at me from making fun of them in RP + all of klan brainfreeze and that’s a lot. I’m not speculating either – I have read the actual thread in klan brainfreeze saying to downvote me. Corey Jess was actually pretty cool about it, but Swine isn’t exactly the nice guy he wants us to all believe he is.

This is complete garbage, there is no such thread, and any mod can easily check. In fact I encourage people to vote for you(as I did for all my opponents) if they feel your rhymes are better. Come down off that cross.

Deific Blunder Posted:

Sorry my GF came home 2 days early after bein out to sea. She’s in the Navy so every minute I get is important.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/39542-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-final-round-celerysteve-vs-deific-blunder

Responded and even have my second response up. Appreciate Klan support, but as always, if you feel CS is better, put the votes there. I don’t want anything handed to me.

That’s the exact quote. Why don’t you spout your bull**** elsewhere.

DIS **** IS CLOSED

winners gonna be posted soon

Celerysteve Posted:

bumhurt that I can’t claim that my **** got downvoted because people called for it in secret

Celerysteve Posted:

Well, there’s everyone who’s permabumhurt at me from making fun of them in RP + all of klan brainfreeze and that’s a lot. I’m not speculating either – I have read the actual thread in klan brainfreeze saying to downvote me. Corey Jess was actually pretty cool about it, but Swine isn’t exactly the nice guy he wants us to all believe he is.

klan voting is illigal. so if thats true, report the thread / post and wait for them to get banned, if they dont get banned he won fair and square and there is no need to get all bumhurt, this is just the internet