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Stranger: A WILD BILLY MAYS APPEARS You: omg ded You: wht Stranger: wait sorry Stranger: A WILD UNDEAD BILLY MAYS APPEARS Stranger: LV 89 Stranger: 2543 HP You: hly crap i stand no chance You: only 8 defense Stranger: BILLY MAYS USES KABOOOM You: emo face You: is ded Stranger: BILLY MAYS SUFFERS FROM LUGGAGE BRAIN DAMAGE You: lol kaboom Stranger: 9999 Stranger: OVERKILL Stranger: BILLY MAYS FAINTED Stranger: TRAINER GAINS 99999999 EXP Stranger: TRAINER RECEIVES 9999999 MONIES You: a winner is i? Stranger: TRAINER IS SUDDENLY SWIMMING IN WOMEN Stranger: TRAINER SUDDENLY REALIZES Stranger: THERE IS NO SPOON….. You: haha You: noooooooooooo! Stranger: AGENTS TO THE LEFT Stranger: DOOR TO THE RIGHT You: agents plz Stranger: AGENTS SWARM Stranger: GETTING CLOSER Stranger: DOOR BLOCKED Stranger: AGENTS ALL AROUND EXECPT TO LEFT, WINDOW TO LEFT You: jump window You: use women as cushon Stranger: WOMEN FLY OUT THE WINDOW Stranger: TRAINER LANDS Stranger: KILLS 3 Stranger: FENCE AHEAD You: jump fence Stranger: BARB WIRE Stranger: JUMP? You: **** You: kick fence down Stranger: FENCE IS TOO STRONG Stranger: DIRT UNDERNEATH You: jump fence? You: dig You: dig! Stranger: 3 FEET DOWN Stranger: AGENTS IN PURSUIT Stranger: GUNSHOTS Stranger: HOLE BIG ENOUGH You: who gave them guns? Stranger: AGENTS HAVE GUNS ALREADY You: lol jump outta hole Stranger: BLACK MEN PLAYING BASKETBALL ON THIS SIDE OF FENCE Stranger: DISAPPROVES OF YOUR INTRUSION You: do random gang moves Stranger: THEY APPROVE Stranger: THEY SEE CRACKER AGENTS Stranger: BLACK MEN AT YOUR COMMAND You: shoot agents Stranger: THEY ONLY HAVE BASKETBALLS You: play basketball? Stranger: BLACK MEN CONTINUE TO PLAY Stranger: AGENTS PUSH THROUGH Stranger: NOT A SMART CHOICE IMO You: throw balls at agents Stranger: AGENTS HIT Stranger: AGENTS RETALIATE BY KILLING BLACK MEN You: gtfo You: run Stranger: A LOT OF GOOD THAT DID Stranger: YOU ARE LONG GONE Stranger: AGENTS ANGRY Stranger: PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE You: wtf do they want? You: pick up phone Stranger: YOU ARE SUCKED OUT OF THE MATRIX Stranger: MORPHEUS ASKS OF YOUR ADVENTURES You: kick him in the balls Stranger: HE’S ****ED Stranger: HE JUDO CHOPS YOUR male reproductive organ OFF Stranger: TRINITY IS ****ED You: haha Stranger: SENTINELS Stranger: INCOMING ETA 5 MINUTES You: throw trinity Stranger: TRINITY HITS THE METAL WALL AND IS IMPALED ON A SPIKE Stranger: GOOD JOB KILLING THE CREW You: check inventory Stranger: INVENTORY CHECK RESULTS Stranger: LONG WIRE Stranger: CIGARETTE Stranger: BARBWIRE Stranger: PISTOL Stranger: SMALL RODENT Stranger: MICROWAVE You: create bomb with rodent and microwave Stranger: MICROWAVE REQUIRES A PLUGIN You: attach to wire Stranger: MICROWAVE MAGICALLY WORKS Stranger: BOMB COUNTS DOWN ON MICROWAVE FACEPLATE Stranger: THIRTY SECONDS You: run for shelter Stranger: TANK HASNT PARKED THE SHIP YET You: **** Stranger: 20 SECONDS You: park ship Stranger: SHIP HAS BEEN PARKED Stranger: LEAVE BOMB Y/N You: jump off You: yes Stranger: SHIP EXPLODES Stranger: SENTINELS bumUME YOU ARE DEAD Stranger: TRINITY’S NOKIA RINGS Stranger: SENTINELS SPOT YOU You: ****ing trinity You: pick up phone Stranger: ITS A TELEMARKETER SELLING SHAMWOWS Stranger: 20 DOLLARS Stranger: Y/N You: Yes. Stranger: EXPRESS DELIEVERY? Y/N You: yes Stranger: SHAMWOWS LAND ON SENTINELS Stranger: ABSORBING THEM You: use shamwow against sentinel You: lol Stranger: SHAMWOW LANDS AT FEET Stranger: NOT LEAKING A BIT You: thank you billy mays Stranger: BILLY SMILES FROM HEAVEN You: go left Stranger: LEFT IS A WALL Stranger: RIGHT IS A TUNNEL Stranger: UP IS THE SKY You: go right Stranger: DOWN THE TUNNEL IS ZION Stranger: ENTER PbumCODE You: 1337 Stranger: THE SECURITY GUARD IS ****ING HIGH Stranger: HE LETS YOU IN You: awesome Stranger: ALTHOUGH THE CODE IS WRONG Stranger: ZION IS FULL OF NAKED WOMEN Stranger: PARTAKE Y/N You: yes Stranger: YOU DONT HAVE A male reproductive organ Stranger: MORPHEUS TOOK IT You: **** Stranger: NO SORRY Stranger: NO **** You: ****ingmorpheus You: look around Stranger: CANT DO THAT EITHER Stranger: NO male reproductive organ Stranger: LOOKS AROUND Stranger: SPOTS TRINITY CHATTING UP STUPID WHITE BOY You: punch guy You: steal male reproductive organ? Stranger: GUY CRYS Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ STOLEN Stranger: ENTER WORKSHOP TO UPGRADE male reproductive organ Y/N You: yes Stranger: YOU HAVE: Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ Stranger: METAL SHAFT Stranger: MAGNET Stranger: AND STEEL BALL BEARINGS Stranger: COMBINE Y/N You: yes You: lol Stranger: COMBINATION MAKES TENTACLE WIELDING OMEGA male reproductive organ Stranger: EQUIP Y/N You: yes Stranger: STR AT 999999 Stranger: COURAGE AT MAX Stranger: STAMINA Stranger: AT 999999999999999999 Stranger: USE Y/N You: yes Stranger: EVERY GIRL IN ZION IS SUDDENLY IMPALED AND IMPREGNATED BY YOUR SEMEN AND YOU BLACK OUT Stranger: 9 MONTHS HAVE PbumED Stranger: YOU WAKE UP IN A BED You: lowtf? Stranger: THERE IS NO ONE AROUND You: look under bed Stranger: SPOT 5 MONTH OLD DUST BUNNY Stranger: USE Y/N You: yea Stranger: YOU TRY AND EAT IT Stranger: AND CHOKE Stranger: NOT A SMART MOVE Stranger: WINDOW LEFT Stranger: DOOR AHEAD You: open door Stranger: DOOR OPENS Stranger: BLOOD ON GROUND Stranger: STAIRS COVERED WITH LITTER Stranger: AND DEBRIS You: go downstairs Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS YIELDS OPEN DOOR AND VENDING MACHINE You: use machine You: do we have change? Stranger: MACHINE IS BROKEN Stranger: SPITS OUT bumERFINGERS Stranger: FILLED WITH MOTH BALLS You: no food? You: look around Stranger: SPOT LARGE DEFORMED METAL BABY MONSTER STARING AT YOU FROM DOORWAY You: eat it Stranger: ITS ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN You: omg You: son! Stranger: THEY HAVE MURDERED EVERONE Stranger: EVEN THE MACHINES Stranger: ITS ONLY YOU AND THEM Stranger: REPOPULATE HUMAN RACE Y/N You: yes Stranger: YOU TRY AND SEX THEM Stranger: THEY TRY AND SEX YOU Stranger: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE Stranger: YOU LOOSE YOUR EQUIPMENT Stranger: THEY ALL SELF DESTRUCT You: fffuuuuuuuu- Stranger: YOU ARE LEFT ALONE IN THE WORLD Stranger: male reproductive organLESS You: kill self Stranger: -END-
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Posted On: 06/30/2009 12:11AM | View tootz's Profile | # | ||||||
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WHAT THEE ****!?!?! DO NOT EVER POST THAT HERE OR ANY OTHERE POSTS Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/30/2009 1:05AM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Ooooh! I see the problem here…
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Posted On: 06/30/2009 1:12AM | View swine's Profile | # | ||||||
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swine Posted:
Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 06/30/2009 2:54AM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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