Stranger: A WILD BILLY MAYS APPEARS

You: omg ded

You: wht

Stranger: wait sorry

Stranger: A WILD UNDEAD BILLY MAYS APPEARS

Stranger: LV 89

Stranger: 2543 HP

You: hly crap i stand no chance

You: only 8 defense

Stranger: BILLY MAYS USES KABOOOM

You: emo face

You: is ded

Stranger: BILLY MAYS SUFFERS FROM LUGGAGE BRAIN DAMAGE

You: lol kaboom

Stranger: 9999

Stranger: OVERKILL

Stranger: BILLY MAYS FAINTED

Stranger: TRAINER GAINS 99999999 EXP

Stranger: TRAINER RECEIVES 9999999 MONIES

You: a winner is i?

Stranger: TRAINER IS SUDDENLY SWIMMING IN WOMEN

Stranger: TRAINER SUDDENLY REALIZES

Stranger: THERE IS NO SPOON…..

You: haha

You: noooooooooooo!

Stranger: AGENTS TO THE LEFT

Stranger: DOOR TO THE RIGHT

You: agents plz

Stranger: AGENTS SWARM

Stranger: GETTING CLOSER

Stranger: DOOR BLOCKED

Stranger: AGENTS ALL AROUND EXECPT TO LEFT, WINDOW TO LEFT

You: jump window

You: use women as cushon

Stranger: WOMEN FLY OUT THE WINDOW

Stranger: TRAINER LANDS

Stranger: KILLS 3

Stranger: FENCE AHEAD

You: jump fence

Stranger: BARB WIRE

Stranger: JUMP?

You: ****

You: kick fence down

Stranger: FENCE IS TOO STRONG

Stranger: DIRT UNDERNEATH

You: jump fence?

You: dig

You: dig!

Stranger: 3 FEET DOWN

Stranger: AGENTS IN PURSUIT

Stranger: GUNSHOTS

Stranger: HOLE BIG ENOUGH

You: who gave them guns?

Stranger: AGENTS HAVE GUNS ALREADY

You: lol jump outta hole

Stranger: BLACK MEN PLAYING BASKETBALL ON THIS SIDE OF FENCE

Stranger: DISAPPROVES OF YOUR INTRUSION

You: do random gang moves

Stranger: THEY APPROVE

Stranger: THEY SEE CRACKER AGENTS

Stranger: BLACK MEN AT YOUR COMMAND

You: shoot agents

Stranger: THEY ONLY HAVE BASKETBALLS

You: play basketball?

Stranger: BLACK MEN CONTINUE TO PLAY

Stranger: AGENTS PUSH THROUGH

Stranger: NOT A SMART CHOICE IMO

You: throw balls at agents

Stranger: AGENTS HIT

Stranger: AGENTS RETALIATE BY KILLING BLACK MEN

You: gtfo

You: run

Stranger: A LOT OF GOOD THAT DID

Stranger: YOU ARE LONG GONE

Stranger: AGENTS ANGRY

Stranger: PHONE RINGS IN DISTANCE

You: wtf do they want?

You: pick up phone

Stranger: YOU ARE SUCKED OUT OF THE MATRIX

Stranger: MORPHEUS ASKS OF YOUR ADVENTURES

You: kick him in the balls

Stranger: HE’S ****ED

Stranger: HE JUDO CHOPS YOUR male reproductive organ OFF

Stranger: TRINITY IS ****ED

You: haha

Stranger: SENTINELS

Stranger: INCOMING ETA 5 MINUTES

You: throw trinity

Stranger: TRINITY HITS THE METAL WALL AND IS IMPALED ON A SPIKE

Stranger: GOOD JOB KILLING THE CREW

You: check inventory

Stranger: INVENTORY CHECK RESULTS

Stranger: LONG WIRE

Stranger: CIGARETTE

Stranger: BARBWIRE

Stranger: PISTOL

Stranger: SMALL RODENT

Stranger: MICROWAVE

You: create bomb with rodent and microwave

Stranger: MICROWAVE REQUIRES A PLUGIN

You: attach to wire

Stranger: MICROWAVE MAGICALLY WORKS

Stranger: BOMB COUNTS DOWN ON MICROWAVE FACEPLATE

Stranger: THIRTY SECONDS

You: run for shelter

Stranger: TANK HASNT PARKED THE SHIP YET

You: ****

Stranger: 20 SECONDS

You: park ship

Stranger: SHIP HAS BEEN PARKED

Stranger: LEAVE BOMB Y/N

You: jump off

You: yes

Stranger: SHIP EXPLODES

Stranger: SENTINELS bumUME YOU ARE DEAD

Stranger: TRINITY’S NOKIA RINGS

Stranger: SENTINELS SPOT YOU

You: ****ing trinity

You: pick up phone

Stranger: ITS A TELEMARKETER SELLING SHAMWOWS

Stranger: 20 DOLLARS

Stranger: Y/N

You: Yes.

Stranger: EXPRESS DELIEVERY? Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: SHAMWOWS LAND ON SENTINELS

Stranger: ABSORBING THEM

You: use shamwow against sentinel

You: lol

Stranger: SHAMWOW LANDS AT FEET

Stranger: NOT LEAKING A BIT

You: thank you billy mays

Stranger: BILLY SMILES FROM HEAVEN

You: go left

Stranger: LEFT IS A WALL

Stranger: RIGHT IS A TUNNEL

Stranger: UP IS THE SKY

You: go right

Stranger: DOWN THE TUNNEL IS ZION

Stranger: ENTER PbumCODE

You: 1337

Stranger: THE SECURITY GUARD IS ****ING HIGH

Stranger: HE LETS YOU IN

You: awesome

Stranger: ALTHOUGH THE CODE IS WRONG

Stranger: ZION IS FULL OF NAKED WOMEN

Stranger: PARTAKE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU DONT HAVE A male reproductive organ

Stranger: MORPHEUS TOOK IT

You: ****

Stranger: NO SORRY

Stranger: NO ****

You: ****ingmorpheus

You: look around

Stranger: CANT DO THAT EITHER

Stranger: NO male reproductive organ

Stranger: LOOKS AROUND

Stranger: SPOTS TRINITY CHATTING UP STUPID WHITE BOY

You: punch guy

You: steal male reproductive organ?

Stranger: GUY CRYS

Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ STOLEN

Stranger: ENTER WORKSHOP TO UPGRADE male reproductive organ Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU HAVE:

Stranger: 2 INCH male reproductive organ

Stranger: METAL SHAFT

Stranger: MAGNET

Stranger: AND STEEL BALL BEARINGS

Stranger: COMBINE Y/N

You: yes

You: lol

Stranger: COMBINATION MAKES TENTACLE WIELDING OMEGA male reproductive organ

Stranger: EQUIP Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: STR AT 999999

Stranger: COURAGE AT MAX

Stranger: STAMINA

Stranger: AT 999999999999999999

Stranger: USE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: EVERY GIRL IN ZION IS SUDDENLY IMPALED AND IMPREGNATED BY YOUR SEMEN AND YOU BLACK OUT

Stranger: 9 MONTHS HAVE PbumED

Stranger: YOU WAKE UP IN A BED

You: lowtf?

Stranger: THERE IS NO ONE AROUND

You: look under bed

Stranger: SPOT 5 MONTH OLD DUST BUNNY

Stranger: USE Y/N

You: yea

Stranger: YOU TRY AND EAT IT

Stranger: AND CHOKE

Stranger: NOT A SMART MOVE

Stranger: WINDOW LEFT

Stranger: DOOR AHEAD

You: open door

Stranger: DOOR OPENS

Stranger: BLOOD ON GROUND

Stranger: STAIRS COVERED WITH LITTER

Stranger: AND DEBRIS

You: go downstairs

Stranger: DOWNSTAIRS YIELDS OPEN DOOR AND VENDING MACHINE

You: use machine

You: do we have change?

Stranger: MACHINE IS BROKEN

Stranger: SPITS OUT bumERFINGERS

Stranger: FILLED WITH MOTH BALLS

You: no food?

You: look around

Stranger: SPOT LARGE DEFORMED METAL BABY MONSTER STARING AT YOU FROM DOORWAY

You: eat it

Stranger: ITS ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN

You: omg

You: son!

Stranger: THEY HAVE MURDERED EVERONE

Stranger: EVEN THE MACHINES

Stranger: ITS ONLY YOU AND THEM

Stranger: REPOPULATE HUMAN RACE Y/N

You: yes

Stranger: YOU TRY AND SEX THEM

Stranger: THEY TRY AND SEX YOU

Stranger: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

Stranger: YOU LOOSE YOUR EQUIPMENT

Stranger: THEY ALL SELF DESTRUCT

You: fffuuuuuuuu-

Stranger: YOU ARE LEFT ALONE IN THE WORLD

Stranger: male reproductive organLESS

You: kill self

Stranger: -END-

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