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Help EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee! I put the wrong cream on my twat!!!

pOOpey

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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It smelled like menthol, and I usually Log in to see images! menthol/mint tingly touch on my clit.

But then… it just goes rocketshippy itchy… it’s Isopropyl Alcohol based!!! Log in to see images!

It ****ing BURNS!!!!!

I can’t even masturbate and wetwetwet myself!

I hear you can go blind from wood alcohol!!! I can’t stand the shame of going blind from NOT masturbating!!

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I’m in Log in to see images! (And she’s tight!)

intooblivion

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I love using those mint strips on my tongue and then my tongue on a girl, that’s always really fun.

You like hot/cold play too?

Maybe some time I’ll try cooling off my male reproductive organ before I use it on somebody, see if that sends shivers down their spine…


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pOOpey

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

intooblivion Posted:

You like hot/cold play too?

A bit too much, obviously.

I’m better now. Burn’s gone down to just a little, & I’m soooo crazy wet I’m dripping. Log in to see images! taste ‘cause Ima-fraid of going blind.

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Can I?


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intooblivion

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’d taste it for you if you want.

intooblivion edited this message on 03/15/2008 8:52PM

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Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I once put nair on my brothers eyebrows, but then I forgot to wipe it off 5 minutes later.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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pOOpey

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Balloon Posted:

I once put nair on my brothers eyebrows, but then I forgot to wipe it off 5 minutes later.

I had a gf who nair’ed her woman's genitals for me… Log in to see images! before she felt like sex again!

And the worst thing is, she’s a natural blond, and her woman's genitals hair is so fine it’s like it’s not there! Log in to see images!

I wuz saying something like how I luv smooth pussies as a compliment to her, & she thought I was asking her to shave Log in to see images!

Bad sceene! I’m still so sorry!

OO


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Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Why do you think us girls brazillain waxes? Well some of us. Log in to see images!


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

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aSh-gangSTA-685 edited this message on 12/05/2010 3:50PM

vanessa

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2

Level 10 Troll

Hitler Cat Sez: Get in the Oven!

SUP KUTIE HAVNT SEEN U IN WHILE

DR VANESSA KAN GIV U GYNACOLOGICAL EXAM N FIX U UP NICE

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

I should try that sometime. Thanks for the tip!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Mako

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I should try that sometime. Thanks for the tip!

The only tip…is of that finger up your bum.


The burning goes away, right?

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Alaskan Pipeline might be the fragrance for you.


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Suzy

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

pOOpey Posted:

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It smelled like menthol, and I usually Log in to see images! menthol/mint tingly touch on my clit.

But then… it just goes rocketshippy itchy… it’s Isopropyl Alcohol based!!! Log in to see images!

It ****ing BURNS!!!!!

I can’t even masturbate and wetwetwet myself!

I hear you can go blind from wood alcohol!!! I can’t stand the shame of going blind from NOT masturbating!!

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oh my god girl, I sooo feel for you. have you tried to use any aloe? it does wonders for sunburns

DrPhillysBlu-
nt

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

yes another great use for ky jelly


robble robble robble

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I would like to hear more about this.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

pOOpey Posted:

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It smelled like menthol, and I usually Log in to see images! menthol/mint tingly touch on my clit.

But then… it just goes rocketshippy itchy… it’s Isopropyl Alcohol based!!! Log in to see images!

It ****ing BURNS!!!!!

I can’t even masturbate and wetwetwet myself!

I hear you can go blind from wood alcohol!!! I can’t stand the shame of going blind from NOT masturbating!!

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possible solutions:

*) sex with eskimos

*) shoving frozen fish in your woman's genitals


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Nan00k

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Physics Posted:

possible solutions:

*) sex with eskimos

*) shoving frozen fish in your woman's genitals

I understand that frozen hotdogs are very popular too, also in the bum…

Not that I would know about that…

...I crave acceptance and anal sex.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

dat reminds mi of wen i been trying too shower + i usd wae morr tears instead of no tears shampoo! i hert so teh sux, i cut mislef jus 2 memeber hao gud itz fiels to cut misef. than i done itz gane adn agin.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Kusatsu

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

One day I was masturbating with a deodorant stick with the top on. My woman's genitals was so tight, though, that the top kept coming halfway off every time I pulled it out of me, so I put some tape around the top to keep it on. I put the deodorant stick in my woman's genitals and went in and out and so on, and when I was finished, I saw that the tape had slipped off the deodorant cap while it was inside me. I don’t know what happened to that tape, but it was about five years ago and I’ve been to the gyno about 10 times and they say everything looks “just fine” Log in to see images!

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Interesting. More stories plz.


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