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Father Time

Avatar: 186278 Sat Jun 27 12:24:44 -0400 2009

[Year Zero]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

It’s what we settle for.

hisgirl4life

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

i’m just being stupid i’m bored

Why do Mexicans write their names on their car?

So they wont steal the own ****!!!

hisgirl4life

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Here’s another 1

its more of a riddle but no 1 seems to get it.

Ok imagine ur riding in a mustang and ur going 60 mph and ur headed for a 200 ft. cliff ur brakes are cut ur steering locked the windows wont go down or break and u cant get out of the doors. What Do You Do?

o0-M00N_KriK-
37-0o

Avatar: o0-M00N_KriK37-0o's Avatar
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

hisgirl4life Posted:

Here’s another 1

its more of a riddle but no 1 seems to get it.

Ok imagine ur riding in a mustang and ur going 60 mph and ur headed for a 200 ft. cliff ur brakes are cut ur steering locked the windows wont go down or break and u cant get out of the doors. What Do You Do?

idk what

hisgirl4life

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Stop imagining lol

lol!!!!!!!

hisgirl4life

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

no one gets it until i give them the answer and they read it again but it is kinda funny

iIRZ

Avatar: iIRZ's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

yell RIIIIIIIIIDE SALLLLLLLLY RIIIIIIIIIDE

hisgirl4life

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

iIRZ Posted:

yell RIIIIIIIIIDE SALLLLLLLLY RIIIIIIIIIDE

lol so wrong

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

bro u and i BOTH kno im the only trill fine upstanding member of society in here and as the only trill fine upstanding member of society i deserve that scrilla

Mischybelle

Avatar: Tight Skirt

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

I don’t even know if it’s worth posting a joke in here, this board is so ridiculous.

But here: Three guys walked into a bar.

...

You’d think one of them might have seen it.

That’s as funny as anything in here, imo.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

you mean just as not funny because that wasnt funny

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

male reproductive organS

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

This entire thread is a waste, he’s just going to downtalk all your entries and keep his BP because he’s jailbait.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

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Juan is riding his bike and tries to cross the Mexico/USA border. A man on border patrol stops him and asks “What’s in the bags?” Juan says “Sand.” The guard opens the bags and looks in them, and sure enough, it’s just sand. He puts Juan in jail for the night so he can have someone analyze the sand and finds that it’s actually sand. He lets Juan go free and lets him cross the border. This happens every day for weeks and one day, the guard sees Juan at a bar. The guard says “Juan, I have to know, what are you smuggling?” Juan sips his beer and says “Stolen bikes.”

hhh

the soldier edited this message on 06/30/2009 3:40PM

12rjk18

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[Anonymous Is Legion]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Wise saying of the week: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

UnstoppableChan Posted:

This entire thread is a waste, he’s just going to downtalk all your entries and keep his BP because he’s jailbait.

nanas post made me smile a lil

other than that nothing really funny

im going to give 1bp away at the end if theres nothing that makes me laugh

warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

There is now a cure for aids

in china

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

A duck goes to a pharmacy.

‘Two condoms, please!’

The pharmacist answers: ‘Shall I put them on your bill?’

‘Of course not!!! I’d suffocate!’

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