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I got my first Dildo
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I got my first Dildo and it’s so big. I can’t get it in. I can only get the tip in and it hurts so much. What do I do?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:18PM |
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kill yourself Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:19PM |
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TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU STUPID POLLOCK Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:23PM |
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Please help. It looked so small on the website, but it’s actually huge. Log in to see images!
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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:27PM |
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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:33PM |
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get lube, and use it liberally on whatever hole youre trying to get it in, and then put some on the dildo. common misconception is to put more lube on the toy, but it doesnt lube the hole that well when you do that
try using positions that employ your weight, such as sitting on it. with the laws of gravity at your side, you wont have to work as hard to get it in |
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:42PM |
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gross Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/27/2009 11:48PM |
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Fie Posted:
Oh, that’s your answer for everything. |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 12:01AM |
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Peregrine Posted:
ITT: I find out who to go to if I ever had any dildo questions.
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 12:03AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 12:25AM |
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FAIL Posted:
peregrine is actually well versed on the subject, and on many others as well. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 12:29AM |
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Beta Romeo Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 1:50AM |
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stop being sucg a tightbum, you virgin ilu man
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 1:59AM |
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goddamn you I’m so frustrated just reading your words ilu man
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:01AM |
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One would think that with a name like Sybian this really wouldn’t be an issue. *spanks* Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 05/28/2009 2:03AM Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:02AM |
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scully Posted: Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:04AM |
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i think she’s a little upset
thas a good joke Log in to see images! ilu man
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:05AM |
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Peregrine Posted:
ahahaahah |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:09AM |
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scully Posted: Log in to see images!
heirloom Posted: |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:25AM |
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But in all honesty, peregrine’s advice is sound. ilu man
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| Posted On: 05/28/2009 2:47AM |
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