I got my first Dildo

ChilePepino

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Adapt

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Sybian Posted:

I got my first Dildo and it’s so big. I can’t get it in. I can only get the tip in and it hurts so much. What do I do?

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ChilePepino Posted:

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Sybian

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scully Posted:

One would think that with a name like Sybian this really wouldn’t be an issue.
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What are you talking about? Sybian is my real name my mother gave me.

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Sybian

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Peregrine Posted:

get lube, and use it liberally on whatever hole youre trying to get it in, and then put some on the dildo. common misconception is to put more lube on the toy, but it doesnt lube the hole that well when you do that

try using positions that employ your weight, such as sitting on it. with the laws of gravity at your side, you wont have to work as hard to get it in

Oh woooow thank you !!! I will try this next time my parents aren’t home.

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Sarcasm Inc

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Sybian Posted:

Oh woooow thank you !!! I will try this next time my parents aren’t home.

I would ask for pictures, but that would be too pervy, even for this site.

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Sarcasm Inc Posted:

I would ask for pictures, but that would be too pervy, even for this site.

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Sybian Posted:

Please help. It looked so small on the website, but it’s actually huge. Log in to see images!

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A woman's genitals can accommodate damn near ANYTHING comfortably, just make sure to relax! Also don’t just lube the toy, lube your woman's genitals as well, you will get better results. Attempt penetration in a sitting position or straddled with your back straight.

Usually when men think a woman’s woman's genitals is becoming “loose” it is because in fact she is comfortable with her sexual partner and her woman's genitalsl canal is relaxed. Hence people get the idea virgins are tight because they are virgins, this is partially true, they are tight because they are nervous and scared.

So remember fellas for TIGHT woman's genitals keep em nervous!

Posted On: 05/28/2009 8:32PM

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Adapt

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STGill Posted:

A woman's genitals can accommodate damn near ANYTHING comfortably, just make sure to relax! Also don’t just lube the toy, lube your woman's genitals as well, you will get better results. Attempt penetration in a sitting position or straddled with your back straight.

Usually when men think a woman’s woman's genitals is becoming “loose” it is because in fact she is comfortable with her sexual partner and her woman's genitalsl canal is relaxed. Hence people get the idea virgins are tight because they are virgins, this is partially true, they are tight because they are nervous and scared.

So remember fellas for TIGHT woman's genitals keep em nervous!

nothing makes them more nervous then the possibility of you beating them at any given moment.

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 05/28/2009 8:38PM

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