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spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
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[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

He failed and then became depressed. He then saw an emo kid fake depression and vowed to revert all emo kids he ever sees back to the ordinary teenagers. He began with the faker he just saw.He approached him and said:

spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:28PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

“You should dye your hair pink. That’d be kewl.”

Hellies

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

The Emo Kid stared and slapped him in the face, then ran off to go be emo somewhere else.

Ika-chan

Avatar: Code (Blue)
4

[The Waffle Army]

Level 36 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Pete liked being slapped. He decided that from now on, he would be an S&M type of dude.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Ika-chan Posted:

Pete liked being slapped. He decided that from now on, he would be an S&M type of dude.

He thought, “What better place to be S&M’d than in prison? And my attorney is cute, maybe my attorney, or the judge, can slap me!”

So he waited for his trial. And when they asked him if he would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, he said:

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

EDIT: Doesn’t fit, Hammer beat me to the post by like a quarter second.

Read the one below mine to continue!

Snap017 edited this message on 06/03/2009 6:26PM

Hellies

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

“Only if you dress in leather.”

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Hellies Posted:

”Only if you dress in leather.”

The bailiff, perplexed by this demand, quickly went to the restroom.

He returned in a full leather outfit, complete with bumless chaps.

OddGuy

Avatar: Ashtray
2

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Pete, incredibly aroused by the bailiff’s change of apparel, started rubbing his crotch and making odd gurgling noises. The Judge politely asked for Pete to stop, so Pete…

Hellies

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

didn’t stop, and instead went on for quite a while. In response to this, the Judge

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

was about to find Pete in contempt when HE CAME.

...on the judges bearded, white haired FACE.

Obviously, this confused many onlookers of the courtroom. But Pete…

Hellies

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

didn’t care. He licked it off the Judge’s face, which caused the Judge to…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

feel some odd stirrings in his pants which he wasn’t used to.

“Do — do that again” he said to Pete.

The prosecuting attorney immediately stood up and yelled “OBJECTION! I want to…”

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

MC Banhammer Posted:

feel some odd stirrings in his pants which he wasn’t used to.

“Do — do that again” he said to Pete.

The prosecuting attorney immediately stood up and yelled “OBJECTION! I want to…”

take off this uniform and leave the show!”

The Judge looked around quickly, realizing that millions of people were watching his display with Pete.

He promptly burst into song…”

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

MeatLoafFan Posted:

take off this uniform and leave the show!”

The Judge looked around quickly, realizing that millions of people were watching his display with Pete.

He promptly burst into song…”

“Y-M-C-A! It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…”

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

YMCA quickly turned into countless other Village People songs, and eventually Pete used the songs as a distraction to make his daring escape to…

Hellies

Avatar: Sad Face
4

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

the nearby gay bar, where he payed a male hooker to…

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

A strange, large black man in a trenchcoat, who turned out to be the famed movie star…

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Snap017 Posted:

A strange, large black man in a trenchcoat, who turned out to be the famed movie star…

Steven Segal.

spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Pete asked him: What are you doing here? And can i have your money?

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