“Getting inspiration for my dynamic performances in quality action movies, and no, I’m broke. Only temporarily, I swear.”

His only response was: Blowjob.

teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:

The man took his shoes off and deftly opened Peter’s zipper with his almost feminine finger-toes. He bent down and came closer. As he approached, his cheeks burned with both desire, and the heat radiating off of Peter’s large, throbbing…

Rather infected appendage, which turned out to not be a male reproductive organ at all, but rather, a glowing, hairy, 3rd leg.

Claine Posted:

Just a note I’ll be finishing this contest sometime tomorrow. If you want to enter, make sure you participate soon.

Both Pete and Segal were startled by this booming voice, which appeared to emanate from nowhere, yet everywhere at once.

spartadude Posted:

Pete then escaped to the basement of the bar and started stealing booze.

He was stealing bottles, when he heard a commotion just outside. A large cannonball destroyed the wall of the basement, he climbed out and saw people running in the streets. He asked someone what was wrong, but the man just pointed to a television.

The Pope, Oprah and Robert Mugabe have met up, and are addressing the imminent ending of the world.

At this news Pete…

And it’s over. Well, that turned out interesting. Well done Log in to see images!

I’ve done the random number generator. The winner is MeatLoafFan on page four. Congrats! I’ll send your BP over right now.